Gaming .is Boss Fight: Smough, the Landwhale and Goldsteinne, The Jewess

[4sez]

i want to play pls

 

[RyderYe]

You can't do that. Try again.

I can't the smell

 

[RyderYe]

@Poopless One @Lazyandtalentless @rapetorturekill @AtrociousCitizen @SuperKanga.Belgrade @RyderYe @AsiaCel @proudweeb

Let's play the game

alright how

 

[WeirdPanda]

i want to play pls

alright how

It's your turn. Will you attack, block, use flask (6 left) or roll?

Describe your action.

(To do something you have to describe, for example: If you're going to attack, you need to describe who you attack and how you attack and if you roll after you must separate your action by paragraph).

 

[4sez]

Flask @RyderYe

 

[WeirdPanda]

Smough HP: 365/500

Goldsteinne HP: 485/500

White Knight 1: 100/100

White Knight 2: 100/100

 

[WeirdPanda]

Flask @RyderYe

You use the estus flask

.is users heal 145 > 230/280 HP

 

[4sez]

I attack @RyderYe with a dead foid's arm

 

[WeirdPanda]

White Knight 2 attacks 4sez's AVI with a sword slash, shattering her skull into a mix mash of cerebrum gore and blood.

You're out.

 

[WeirdPanda]

White Knight 1 raises a shield on Smough

"I'll protect you from this incel my QWEEN! I love women and I fucking hate men!"

Smough gains 50%+ damage resistance (2 turns)

 

[Emba]

 

[RyderYe]

Flask @RyderYe

what you niggas talking about

 

[RyderYe]

I attack @RyderYe with a dead foid's arm

i coverd my self with @SyrianSchizoSage .s ass and run away

 

[4sez]

i coverd my self with @SyrianSchizoSage .s ass and run away

I walk away like what chad would do

 

[WeirdPanda]

i coverd my self with @SyrianSchizoSage .s ass and run away

You preemptively roll away from Smough

Smough attacks you with: Pounce

It misses

(shield - 2 turns left)

Goldsteinne readies for her attack...

 

[RyderYe]

You preemptively roll away from Smough

Smough attacks you with: Pounce

It misses

(shield - 2 turns left)

Goldsteinne readies for her attack...

I'm ready no more hiding behind asses

 

[FuckYou]

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My thoughts exactly

 

[FuckYou]

This is very weird but I admire it

 

[UnchargedSamsung]

Very good concept Saar! Are you ever going to make an RPGmaker game btw?

Just make something that’ll piss off twitter, so you can gain popularity lmao.just don’t get doxxed though.

 

[WeirdPanda]

Very good concept Saar! Are you ever going to make an RPGmaker game btw?

Just make something that’ll piss off twitter, so you can gain popularity lmao.just don’t get doxxed though.

I'm working on a game rn

 

[UnchargedSamsung]

I'm working on a game rn

Bet, are you gonna release it on itchi.io?

 

[WeirdPanda]

Bet, are you gonna release it on itchi.io?

Yes

 

[Old Ironsides]

I'd probably die at the beginning from cooming on the goblinas carrying me. I am so touch deprived that if a toilet touched me I'd fucking coom out from being touchless and lonely for many years.

 

[Adolf Kitler]

Absolute cinema

 

[Scatius Deletus]

Start brutally crying

 

[WeirdPanda]

Start brutally crying

Gay

 

[WeirdPanda]

@bruhwtf @Allah (Real) @luciolencerr @The Reaver @PersonalityChad @Suigin Trismegistus @manletcel1488 @Puppeter @guessthatsit

 

[WeirdPanda]

@LeFrenchCel

pls pin saar

until battle is over

 

[bruhwtf]

are you trying too hard to get attention?

 

[WeirdPanda]

are you trying too hard to get attention?

Its a game

 

[The Reaver]

how 2 play

 

[The Reaver]

interesting concept

 

[WeirdPanda]

how 2 play

It's your turn. Will you attack, block, use flask (6 left) or roll?

Describe your action.

(To do something you have to describe, for example: If you're going to attack, you need to describe who you attack and how you attack and if you roll after you must separate your action by paragraph).

 

[WeirdPanda]

It's your turn. Will you attack, block, use flask (6 left) or roll?

Describe your action.

(To do something you have to describe, for example: If you're going to attack, you need to describe who you attack and how you attack and if you roll after you must separate your action by paragraph).

Smough: 365/500HP
Goldsteinne: 485/500HP
White Knight 1: 100/100HP
White Knight 2: 100/100HP

 

[The Reaver]

It's your turn. Will you attack, block, use flask (6 left) or roll?

Describe your action.

(To do something you have to describe, for example: If you're going to attack, you need to describe who you attack and how you attack and if you roll after you must separate your action by paragraph).

what does 'flask' and 'roll' do?

 

[WeirdPanda]

what does 'flask' and 'roll' do?

"The estus flask is a consumable that heals your HP. You have a limited amount of them"

"The roll dodges attacks on the next turn"

 

[The Reaver]

It's your turn. Will you attack, block, use flask (6 left) or roll?

Describe your action.

(To do something you have to describe, for example: If you're going to attack, you need to describe who you attack and how you attack and if you roll after you must separate your action by paragraph).

ATTACK. I take out my longsword and shield, parry and slash wildly at the two white knights, aiming for openings and targeting their vital spots.

 

[PersonalityChad]

@bruhwtf @Allah (Real) @luciolencerr @The Reaver @PersonalityChad @Suigin Trismegistus @manletcel1488 @Puppeter @guessthatsit

Smough: 365/500HP
Goldsteinne: 485/500HP
White Knight 1: 100/100HP
White Knight 2: 100/100HP

I launch a Pilum at one of the white knights

 

[WeirdPanda]

ATTACK. I take out my longsword and shield, parry and slash wildly at the two white knights, aiming for openings and targeting their vital spots.

You lunge forward with your quickstep and clash at the White Knights with a Wild Slashes

50 damage to White Knight 1 and White Knight 2

 

[The Reaver]

You lunge forward with your quickstep and clash at the White Knights with a Wild Slashes

120 damage to White Knight 1 and White Knight 2

White Knight 1 and White Knight 2 have fallen in combat.

based

 

[WeirdPanda]

I launch a Pilum at one of the white knights
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White Knight 2 is propelled backward by the pilum into a pillar and impaled.

100 damage

White Knight 2 has fallen.

 

[erenyeager]

He will unleash an unspeakable nigger rage onto those roasties.

His theme:

I wannna fuck that purple cat, she should like short men

 

[WeirdPanda]

Goldsteinne does a screech and calls you a violent rapist.

30 damage to .is users

.is users: 200/280HP

 

[PersonalityChad]

White Knight 2 is propelled backward by the pillum into a pillar and impaled.

100 damage

White Knight 2 has fallen.

Nice

 

[WeirdPanda]

Nice

Smough starts psychically flapping her boobs in order to fly and falls butt down on you.

50 damage

.is users: 150/280HP

 

[Puppeter]

based asf

 

[WeirdPanda]

based asf

Do your thing, puppeter.

 

[WeirdPanda]

 

[WeirdPanda]

@j10009504 @tulasdanslos @Mr. Agent Clark @anotherwastedlife @sadlemon @Sonicfancel @DutchCel01

 

[anotherwastedlife]

I cut the leg of Smough and run away with an escape plan in order to set up a cheese