SuicideFuel Invited to a wedding

[Jeffrey Dahmer's Son]

My manlet (5',5") gymcel (260lbs bearmode) eastern euro (28yo) childhood friend ascended to normhood a few years ago. Hes getting married to a 18 year old, eastern euro QT3.14159, who smokes cigs like a chimney, this Saturday. Shes hot and shes shorter than him of course, however i fear the worst for their manlet children, which they will probably have very soon.

All i know is i just wanna fucking die instead of going to this marriage ceremony. Its gonna be pure suicide fuel all day. If i stop posting by then its because i conjured up the courage to put this shell through my brain.

Im glad hes escaped inceldom but omfg i can't help but be suicidally jealous.

 

[3uxp]

Try to get some roastie drunk and fuck her should probably work unless you're deformed.

 

[deathgreetsmeslow]

Try to get some roastie drunk and fuck her should probably work unless you're deformed.

It will work if shes drunk enough.

 

[Jeffrey Dahmer's Son]

Try to get some roastie drunk and fuck her should probably work unless you're deformed.

This only benefits you if you are a low IQ faggot.

How the fuck do you equate a drunken, potential rape case with a hard-working and loyal QT?

Dude they must have met when she was like 15 or so.

 

[sickcel]

Sui indeed

 

[Fontaine]

I can't think of a more cruel joke than inviting an ugly man to a wedding. But it's probably involuntary and you should be glad to have friends who care about you.

 

[kantero]

Just enjoy the food, i guess.

 

[Jeffrey Dahmer's Son]

Ay, to top this off im going with my mother.

PROOF THAT THERE IS NO GOD AND IF THERE IS, HES FUCKING SICK AND EVIL

 

[Colly]

260lbs, lifetime virgin, 5'5 midget lands a JB (I'll assume they've been dating for a couple of years atleast) 10 years younger than him and marries her after she turns 18?

 

[Jeffrey Dahmer's Son]

260lbs, lifetime virgin, 5'5 midget lands a JB (I'll assume they've been dating for a couple of years atleast) 10 years younger than him and marries her after she turns 18?

Yea, i know sounds desperate but fuck they seem happy together.

 

[Colly]

Yea, i know sounds desperate but fuck they seem happy together.

No I mean that scenario doesn't exist on this planet, you're not telling us something or you're full of shit.

 

[Jeffrey Dahmer's Son]

No I mean that scenario doesn't exist on this planet, you're not telling us something or you're full of shit.

Thats the suicide fuel part.

Idk if im missing some key part of info. Hes college degree-cel too so i dont think hes making more than 50k/yr.

To throw in some more doubt, he lives with his parents too.

 

[TheRealChincel]

Is he in line for an inheritance?

 

[Jeffrey Dahmer's Son]

Is he in line for an inheritance?

Maybe a 150k house. But thats in like 10+ yrs

 

[Letmego]

Try to get some roastie drunk and fuck her should probably work unless you're deformed.

 

[Letmego]

No I mean that scenario doesn't exist on this planet, you're not telling us something or you're full of shit.

Mail order bride?

 

[Jeffrey Dahmer's Son]

Mail order bride?

You done trying to get ur post count up with these low effort posts you filthy fucking tryhard normtier faggot?

Ughhhh these posts make me so sick.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

I can't think of a more cruel joke than inviting an ugly man to a wedding. But it's probably involuntary and you should be glad to have friends who care about you.

 

[KyloRen]

To throw in some more doubt, he lives with his parents too.

He got lucky. Luck exists, no doubt about it.

Will he get cucked later on? I can't say, but let me enjoy his time.

 

[Kointo1]

Make sure you help out with a large amount of the pERparations.

 

[Letmego]

You done trying to get ur post count up with these low effort posts you filthy fucking tryhard normtier faggot?

Ughhhh these posts make me so sick.

Its a realistic question. I myself have considered it.

 

[Tellem--T]

5ft5 and 260 lolololol

 

[Jeffrey Dahmer's Son]

He got lucky. Luck exists, no doubt about it.

Will he get cucked later on? I can't say, but let me enjoy his time.

Dude i have such mixed feelings about it. Like hes my buddy and we were pretty incel together but ever since he got a GF he kinda left me hanging.

Idk if im happy for him or not. Im gonna pretend im happy for him cuz thats the normie thing to do but OMFG this shit fucks me up so bad inside.

 

[Letmego]

You done trying to get ur post count up with these low effort posts you filthy fucking tryhard normtier faggot?

Ughhhh these posts make me so sick.

And i cant imagine many things more try hard than your username. "faggot" are we projecting?

 

[Jeffrey Dahmer's Son]

5ft5 and 260 lolololol

Dude this guy is fucking jacked man. I swear he could fuck up some tallfags with no issue.

 

[KyloRen]

Dude i have such mixed feelings about it. Like hes my buddy and we were pretty incel together but ever since he got a GF he kinda left me hanging.

Idk if im happy for him or not. Im gonna pretend im happy for him cuz thats the normie thing to do but OMFG this shit fucks me up so bad inside.

Yeah it fucks you up, but if he was really incel as you say, it's reason to think there's hope for you as well.

 

[Newbie17]

Yeah it fucks you up, but if he was really incel as you say, it's reason to think there's hope for you as well.

A solid amount of lifefuel for everyone. Thanks for that.

 

[Jeffrey Dahmer's Son]

Yeah it fucks you up, but if he was really incel as you say, it's reason to think there's hope for you as well.

Dude he was pretty incel especially in HS.

Im starting to think lifting might not be a meem.

Hes so fucking wide and thicc that he mogs others by sheer back width and weight.

 

[Jeffrey Dahmer's Son]

A solid amount of lifefuel for everyone. Thanks for that.

Yea that was pretty motivational.

 

[Gone Coping]

let him enjoy the happiness while he has it, one way or another it never lasts