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I'm new to all this. Small balls resulted in lack of masculine traits (could not take testosterone treatment because according to doctors my blood-tests showed high chance of growing boobs if I did). Short, thin, blond (I think about dying it a little darker, but then I think "that's gay AF" and don't), Shy (intentional capital), my friends are female, so I can't bring this sort of stuff up, too shy. Also shy away from confrontation (anger turns into something cold and analytical as quickly as it arises). Always friendzoned. I know people think I'm secretly gay (the only good thing about this is that I get to know who actually is secretly gay, and dude, some of them are impossible to tell, it's like they're simulacra of true men). I avoid going out to avoid the fags hitting on me (which is always embarrassing and depressing), and I'm trying to get my friends to stop trying to set me up with "dates", since I know how they always end: "you're very nice, but "[insert BS excuse here]". I embody the Platonic-Ideal that's the opposite of "Chad", I think.

I won't give geographical details, just "not American".

Did you understand any of that?
 
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I'm not gay, read it properly. People assume I am from my looks and my friendships with girls. I didn't see any rules stating that befriending woman was forbidden. Besides, I'm not here to white-knight. I don't touch the subject of All women must die. Kill all women! I have a mother and sister.
 
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Hello. I guess you guys can call me stain since that's my username. I never really wanted to accept the fact that maybe I was incel, since I had been hearing about incels since I was a freshman in highschool and never saw myself being one despite my struggles socially. Now at 20 years old, I've never had sex with or kissed a girl, and haven't even held hands with a girl in a romantic manner. I have no friends and no outlets to make any. I tried Twitter and Instagram, but I got banned on Twitter and fucked it up on IG by being a spastic dumbass. I'm really just looking for a place to vent my frustations and hopefully find people that relate to my situation. I havent really said much yet since this is an introduction, but in the future you guys will probably learn more about me.
 
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Hi people,you already know me,i am that guy who posted "chimp chump nigga" on various profiles.:feelsXmas:
 
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Hello, I'm here. Alive yet another day somehow.
 
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Oldcel / tallcel / blue-eyedcel

Born 1967

lifelong virgin. Went through a rage in my mid thirties....it almost killed me......crashed out of San Francisco. Life slowly got better. Cope over rope. Live in Pasadena, California now. Half British by mother. Been to the UK many times for northern soul dancing, clothing, records. Was and will always be a Mod. I speak Welsh / Rwy'n siarad Cymraeg

KTF
shame this guy left. i get that he was a tallfag but he was also an oldcel :feelsbadman:
Hello, I'm here. Alive yet another day somehow.
10% warning and still has it jfl :feelshaha:
damn worshippers :feelsseriously:
 
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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~
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Hello, I'm here. Alive yet another day somehow.
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Rhaast

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Hi, i am literally Tiredpoorcel. I explained my situation very well and still got accepted cause i am KHHTV. I have as much right of being hereas anyone else tbh. If you like sucking your own cock/ think i am a fakecel put me on ignore and Shalom :feelsaww:
 
MisterMeme

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Hi, i am literally Tiredpoorcel. I explained my situation very well and still got accepted cause i am KHHTV. I have as much right of being hereas anyone else tbh. If you like sucking your own cock/ think i am a fakecel put me on ignore and Shalom :feelsaww:
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Fat Link

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Guys I’ve given little buddy Tiredpoorcel another chance because I believe him that he supposedly lied about being a Chad before and I also believe his whining and crying that he cannot live without this place. :feelsclown:

Don’t worry though. :feelsthink:

If he fucks up and betrays us another permaban is only a click away. :feelsUgh:
 
Rhaast

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Guys I’ve given little buddy Tiredpoorcel another chance because I believe him that he supposedly lied about being a Chad before and I also believe his whining and crying that he cannot live without this place. :feelsclown:

Don’t worry though. :feelsthink:

If he fucks up and betrays us another permaban is only a click away. :feelsUgh:
Tell them to stop bullying me and spamming my pic whenever I post man :fuk:
 
Transcended Trucel

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Hi, i am literally Tiredpoorcel. I explained my situation very well and still got accepted cause i am KHHTV. I have as much right of being hereas anyone else tbh. If you like sucking your own cock/ think i am a fakecel put me on ignore and Shalom :feelsaww:
Glad your back
 
Rhaast

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Guys I’ve given little buddy Tiredpoorcel another chance because I believe him that he supposedly lied about being a Chad before and I also believe his whining and crying that he cannot live without this place. :feelsclown:

Don’t worry though. :feelsthink:

If he fucks up and betrays us another permaban is only a click away. :feelsUgh:
And no, i never claimed i was Chad.
Glad your back
Based oldcel :feelsaww:
 
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Guys I’ve given little buddy Tiredpoorcel another chance because I believe him that he supposedly lied about being a Chad before and I also believe his whining and crying that he cannot live without this place. :feelsclown:

Don’t worry though. :feelsthink:

If he fucks up and betrays us another permaban is only a click away. :feelsUgh:
I think it’s unfortunately too late as he deleted his account unless you’re letting him return via a new account.

Edit: Oh wait, never mind. I read the other replies.
 
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And no, i never claimed i was Chad.

Based oldcel :feelsaww:
Well whatever was the case that got you banned was. :feelsclown:

And dudes please stop bullying little buddy. :ahegao:
 
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I think it’s unfortunately too late as he deleted his account unless you’re letting him return via a new account.
I just meant I’d ban his new one. :feelsthink:
 
Rhaast

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Well whatever was the case that got you banned was. :feelsclown:

And dudes please stop bullying little buddy. :ahegao:
I got banned here because i had beef with Jungle who posted my pic here, called me Chad, convinced everyone i was Chad, convinced everyone i fuck Stacies and escorts and that i laugh at everyone here. And when Serge banned me i told him to clarify to everyone that i never laughed at anyone and that people on here are my brocels instead of defending myself :fuk:
 
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I got banned here because i had beef with Jungle who posted my pic here, called me Chad, convinced everyone i was Chad, convinced everyone i fuck Stacies and escorts and that i laugh at everyone here. And when Serge banned me i told him to clarify to everyone that i never laughed at anyone and that people on here are my brocels instead of defending myself :fuk:
How can you "convince" people that someone is chad when the picture is there.
I smell another goodlooking fakecel trash.
 
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How can you "convince" people that someone is chad when the picture is there.
I smell another goodlooking fakecel trash.
Its a tough issue. :waitwhat:

ER was a Chad appearance wise but a total mentalcel.

Might be the same with Tiredpoorcel here?
 
Rhaast

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How can you "convince" people that someone is chad when the picture is there.
I smell another goodlooking fakecel trash.
"This here is Tiredpoorcel, he is a Chad that spends his time fucking Stacies and escorts and laughing at you while you rot here."
 
Greyandoldcel

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Its a tough issue. :waitwhat:

ER was a Chad appearance wise but a total mentalcel.

Might be the same with Tiredpoorcel here?
He's clearly a volcel. Does that mean he belongs here?
 
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Its a tough issue. :waitwhat:

ER was a Chad appearance wise but a total mentalcel.

Might be the same with Tiredpoorcel here?
ER was not chad in looks and Tiredpoorcel mogs him hard (also, he is 15cm-6inches taller than ER)
 
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5'4 heightcel; now that uni started again i'm realizing that nobody notices me, even though i'm right there next to people!! starting to feel invisible and angry but mostly depressed
 
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5'4 heightcel; now that uni started again i'm realizing that nobody notices me, even though i'm right there next to people!! starting to feel invisible and angry but mostly depressed
Welcome to the forum, im also short, i know how people treat us.
 
Rhaast

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5'4 heightcel; now that uni started again i'm realizing that nobody notices me, even though i'm right there next to people!! starting to feel invisible and angry but mostly depressed
Get rid of the yoshi avi, its already taken. @-BrettyBoy-
 
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Hello. I am an autistic ethnicel from the Midwest.

Welcome to all.
 
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22 yo KHHL 4/10 at best poorfag. Mentalcel with the life experiences of a 14 years old. INFP pretentious autist
 
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Son of Plato with Greek mythological post of spergery looking to help enforce monogamy for my fellow brocels sandniggers :feelsmage:

I'm of the age of eternal youth as I drank from the bloodstone chalice in Red water springs

Besides that I'm a generational doomer living In a place no one can point out in a map and lumps me in with accentscells fuck them :feelsLSD:
 
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I'm a mentalcel, i like lolis but not any Loli, lolis with big boobs and big ass, also white and blonde. My dream is to have a Loli like that as my gf and I won't date a girl if she doesn't fit that criteria.
I'm not a truecel because my mental problems can be fixed, also I'm not crazy so I'm not a truecel but I'm not a fakecel.
I'm not a volcel cos although I won't date other kind of girls I get refused by all girls.
My cope is first hope second hate, hate cos I don't want to lose against chads.
I don't care about black/red/blue etc because I think that the world is too crazy to be described or make any conclusion.
 
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I'm an incel who used drugs to permanently reduce my feelings of loneliness to almost nothing. Before I had a debilitating obession with affection and companionship like many here even tho I knew the odds of finding it were tiny. I still have to coom but it's a mere annoyance by comparison to the emotional weight of loneliness. Ik drugs r sketch but this shit truly saved me and I may post in depth some time.
 
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25 yo inbreded alcoholic nigger (parents are first cousins) from third-world dumpster. also a neet. will rope soon.
@Philistine, @Transcended Trucel thoughts? :waitwhat:

The funny thing is my grandfather when arranging my father's marriage was the adopted, orphaned brother of one of my grandfather's first cousins on my mother's side so I lucked out by them not being blood-related: Muslim Curries and Arabs have zero shame about cousin marriages, somehow do it out of habit. :lul:
 
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I'm a mentalcel, i like lolis but not any Loli, lolis with big boobs and big ass, also white and blonde. My dream is to have a Loli like that as my gf and I won't date a girl if she doesn't fit that criteria.
I'm not a truecel because my mental problems can be fixed, also I'm not crazy so I'm not a truecel but I'm not a fakecel.
I'm not a volcel cos although I won't date other kind of girls I get refused by all girls.
My cope is first hope second hate, hate cos I don't want to lose against chads.
I don't care about black/red/blue etc because I think that the world is too crazy to be described or make any conclusion.
you sound like a LARPer, but if you're a fan of big tit lolis search up the artist "grimgrim"
 
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Most new users seem like LARPs :(
@Philistine, @Transcended Trucel thoughts? :waitwhat:

The funny thing is my grandfather when arranging my father's marriage was the adopted, orphaned brother of one of my grandfather's first cousins on my mother's side so I lucked out by them not being blood-related: Muslim Curries and Arabs have zero shame about cousin marriages, somehow do it out of habit. :lul:
My relatives from home are ear-blind when they're told cousin marriages can lead to mentally ill disabled kids.

Imagine being born and not knowing why you're suffering.
 
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@Philistine, @Transcended Trucel thoughts? :waitwhat:

The funny thing is my grandfather when arranging my father's marriage was the adopted, orphaned brother of one of my grandfather's first cousins on my mother's side so I lucked out by them not being blood-related: Muslim Curries and Arabs have zero shame about cousin marriages, somehow do it out of habit. :lul:
suifuel over for us
25 yo inbreded alcoholic nigger (parents are first cousins) from third-world dumpster. also a neet. will rope soon.
giga over.
 

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