Story Incels.co Saves Christmas

[FrothySolutions]

It's discovered that Santa Claus is real, but he's a misanthropic oldcel who can't die until there are no more Christmases. He could bring joy to the world with gifts, but he doesn't, deeming everyone naughty. That's why he never spreads his magic.

Mrs. Claus exists, but she's a sex doll given life.

Spoiler: NSFW

Because Santa has conceded to LDARing, it's up to Mrs. Claus to persuade people to help save Christmas. But Santa won't listen to cucks. He will only hear from the based. That means Incels.co is one of the few sources he'll listen to. So Mrs. Claus attempts to reach out to Incels.co. Speak to Santa. Convince him to warm the fires again and bring Christmas back. Will you think of others this year?

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

If santa wants to die, he should be allowed to.
Nobody should be forced to stay alive.
@TheNEET any thoughts on this scenario?

 

[FrothySolutions]

If santa wants to die, he should be allowed to.
Nobody should be forced to stay alive.
@TheNEET any thoughts on this scenario?

He can't die until there are no more Christmases. As long as there are living beings in the universe that acknowledge the day, he must serve.

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

He can't die until there are no more Christmases. As long as there are living beings in the universe that acknowledge the day, he must serve.

Then I don't save christmas.
If he gives any gifts, it will increase the the amount of Christmases he has to suffer by making it more popular.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Then I don't save christmas.
If he gives any gifts, it will increase the the amount of Christmases he has to suffer by making it more popular.

But maybe you can convince him to find the joy in Christmas again.

 

[Deleted member 28148]

Give gf and i will consider

 

[FrothySolutions]

Give gf and i will consider

Santa can't compel people to love, otherwise he wouldn't be incel. He can only make sex dolls and bring them to life. But then, is that "human?"

 

[Deleted member 28148]

Santa can't compel people to love, otherwise he wouldn't be incel. He can only make sex dolls and bring them to life. But then, is that "human?"

Its not human but oh well. Gf or no gf, you got me on board

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

But maybe you can convince him to find the joy in Christmas again.

Not going to do bullshit or gaslight him into finding joy in Christmas.

 

[Lookscel]

Not going to do bullshit or gaslight him into finding joy in Christmas.

 

[FinnCel]

That's a pretty good game (meet and fuck)

 

[FrothySolutions]

That's a pretty good game (meet and fuck)

After all these years they're still putting out content. I'm worried what's gonna happen to them post-Flash.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

No...

 

[Deleted member 27159]

On the condition that Santa gives me a harem of jb waifus who will be loyal and see me as their master when I am done saving christmas. Also only based people get presents and everyone else is on the naughty list

 

[Deleted member 29033]

idk what to say santa

maybe rape a jb while on the trip?

 

[Damo the incel]

So how are we able to save it

 

[Deleted member 24333]

Bruh

 

[Babica Yaga]

Giga cope

 

[pixy.]

He can only make sex dolls and bring them to life.

gib me sex doll then sure

 

[FrothySolutions]

On the condition that Santa gives me a harem of jb waifus who will be loyal and see me as their master when I am done saving christmas. Also only based people get presents and everyone else is on the naughty list

He cannot make anyone love you. But he can bring dolls to life that will probably love you.

So how are we able to save it

I don't know. What matters right now is that you're willing.

 

[superighteous]

He cannot make anyone love you. But he can bring dolls to life that will probably love you.

Just as good, if not better. I’d save Christmas

 

[Damo the incel]

He cannot make anyone love you. But he can bring dolls to life that will probably love you.



I don't know. What matters right now is that you're willing.

I am willing but I am just curious as to how I can help

 

[Deleted member 27159]

He cannot make anyone love you. But he can bring dolls to life that will probably love you

That will work as long as they look realistic

 

[Dregster]

It's discovered that Santa Claus is real, but he's a misanthropic oldcel who can't die until there are no more Christmases. He could bring joy to the world with gifts, but he doesn't, deeming everyone naughty. That's why he never spreads his magic.

Mrs. Claus exists, but she's a sex doll given life.

Spoiler: NSFW

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Because Santa has conceded to LDARing, it's up to Mrs. Claus to persuade people to help save Christmas. But Santa won't listen to cucks. He will only hear from the based. That means Incels.co is one of the few sources he'll listen to. So Mrs. Claus attempts to reach out to Incels.co. Speak to Santa. Convince him to warm the fires again and bring Christmas back. Will you think of others this year?

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Petals

 

[Deleted member 19971]

 

[Incline]

It's discovered that Santa Claus is real, but he's a misanthropic oldcel who can't die until there are no more Christmases. He could bring joy to the world with gifts, but he doesn't, deeming everyone naughty. That's why he never spreads his magic.

Mrs. Claus exists, but she's a sex doll given life.

Spoiler: NSFW

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Because Santa has conceded to LDARing, it's up to Mrs. Claus to persuade people to help save Christmas. But Santa won't listen to cucks. He will only hear from the based. That means Incels.co is one of the few sources he'll listen to. So Mrs. Claus attempts to reach out to Incels.co. Speak to Santa. Convince him to warm the fires again and bring Christmas back. Will you think of others this year?

Yes Santa warm the fires with jewish ashes please.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

>help save santa so that all the bastard children of chad and roasties can be happy on christmas morning
no fuck that. I'm not a gigacuck.
I'd kill santa and rape MRS Claus

 

[Dregster]

Of course @Dregster666 voted no, he wants to replace Santa with his taco equivalent, fucking beaners taking over the white men's culture and land, first the jobs now santa.

Save the white race.

Liking christmas is a normie trait

 

[Words2_live_bye]

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god islam cucks are so low iq
they're just as bad as christians

 

[Lone-Star]

Santa can't compel people to love, otherwise he wouldn't be incel. He can only make sex dolls and bring them to life. But then, is that "human?"

A live sex doll that does your bidding without question is far better than a filthy human foid roastie tbhngl

 

[Deleted member 19971]

god islam cucks are so low iq
they're just as bad as christians

They're coping hard

 

[Dregster]

Is this what you want? hombre

Hell no nigga

 

[Deleted member 14805]

He can only make sex dolls and bring them to life.

If Santa does this for me then I'll be on board.

 

[FrothySolutions]

>help save santa so that all the bastard children of chad and roasties can be happy on christmas morning
no fuck that. I'm not a gigacuck.
I'd kill santa and rape MRS Claus

Santa can't die until there are no more Christmases.

 

[your personality]

It's discovered that Santa Claus is real, but he's a misanthropic oldcel who can't die until there are no more Christmases. He could bring joy to the world with gifts, but he doesn't, deeming everyone naughty. That's why he never spreads his magic.

Mrs. Claus exists, but she's a sex doll given life.

Spoiler: NSFW

View attachment 380205

Because Santa has conceded to LDARing, it's up to Mrs. Claus to persuade people to help save Christmas. But Santa won't listen to cucks. He will only hear from the based. That means Incels.co is one of the few sources he'll listen to. So Mrs. Claus attempts to reach out to Incels.co. Speak to Santa. Convince him to warm the fires again and bring Christmas back. Will you think of others this year?

Christmas is canceled for the time being Mr. Santorum.