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Story Incels.co Saves Christmas

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Will you help save Christmas?


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It's discovered that Santa Claus is real, but he's a misanthropic oldcel who can't die until there are no more Christmases. He could bring joy to the world with gifts, but he doesn't, deeming everyone naughty. That's why he never spreads his magic.

Mrs. Claus exists, but she's a sex doll given life.

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Because Santa has conceded to LDARing, it's up to Mrs. Claus to persuade people to help save Christmas. But Santa won't listen to cucks. He will only hear from the based. That means Incels.co is one of the few sources he'll listen to. So Mrs. Claus attempts to reach out to Incels.co. Speak to Santa. Convince him to warm the fires again and bring Christmas back. Will you think of others this year?
 
If santa wants to die, he should be allowed to.
Nobody should be forced to stay alive.
@TheNEET any thoughts on this scenario?
 
If santa wants to die, he should be allowed to.
Nobody should be forced to stay alive.
@TheNEET any thoughts on this scenario?

He can't die until there are no more Christmases. As long as there are living beings in the universe that acknowledge the day, he must serve.
 
He can't die until there are no more Christmases. As long as there are living beings in the universe that acknowledge the day, he must serve.
Then I don't save christmas.
If he gives any gifts, it will increase the the amount of Christmases he has to suffer by making it more popular.
 
Then I don't save christmas.
If he gives any gifts, it will increase the the amount of Christmases he has to suffer by making it more popular.

But maybe you can convince him to find the joy in Christmas again.
 
Give gf and i will consider
 
Give gf and i will consider

Santa can't compel people to love, otherwise he wouldn't be incel. He can only make sex dolls and bring them to life. But then, is that "human?"
 
Santa can't compel people to love, otherwise he wouldn't be incel. He can only make sex dolls and bring them to life. But then, is that "human?"
Its not human but oh well. Gf or no gf, you got me on board
 
That's a pretty good game (meet and fuck)
 
That's a pretty good game (meet and fuck)

After all these years they're still putting out content. I'm worried what's gonna happen to them post-Flash.
 
On the condition that Santa gives me a harem of jb waifus who will be loyal and see me as their master when I am done saving christmas. Also only based people get presents and everyone else is on the naughty list
 
idk what to say santa

maybe rape a jb while on the trip?
 
So how are we able to save it
 
On the condition that Santa gives me a harem of jb waifus who will be loyal and see me as their master when I am done saving christmas. Also only based people get presents and everyone else is on the naughty list

He cannot make anyone love you. But he can bring dolls to life that will probably love you.

So how are we able to save it

I don't know. What matters right now is that you're willing.
 
He cannot make anyone love you. But he can bring dolls to life that will probably love you.



I don't know. What matters right now is that you're willing.
I am willing but I am just curious as to how I can help
 
It's discovered that Santa Claus is real, but he's a misanthropic oldcel who can't die until there are no more Christmases. He could bring joy to the world with gifts, but he doesn't, deeming everyone naughty. That's why he never spreads his magic.

Mrs. Claus exists, but she's a sex doll given life.


Because Santa has conceded to LDARing, it's up to Mrs. Claus to persuade people to help save Christmas. But Santa won't listen to cucks. He will only hear from the based. That means Incels.co is one of the few sources he'll listen to. So Mrs. Claus attempts to reach out to Incels.co. Speak to Santa. Convince him to warm the fires again and bring Christmas back. Will you think of others this year?
:soy:
 
 
It's discovered that Santa Claus is real, but he's a misanthropic oldcel who can't die until there are no more Christmases. He could bring joy to the world with gifts, but he doesn't, deeming everyone naughty. That's why he never spreads his magic.

Mrs. Claus exists, but she's a sex doll given life.


Because Santa has conceded to LDARing, it's up to Mrs. Claus to persuade people to help save Christmas. But Santa won't listen to cucks. He will only hear from the based. That means Incels.co is one of the few sources he'll listen to. So Mrs. Claus attempts to reach out to Incels.co. Speak to Santa. Convince him to warm the fires again and bring Christmas back. Will you think of others this year?

Yes Santa warm the fires with jewish ashes please.
 
>help save santa so that all the bastard children of chad and roasties can be happy on christmas morning
no fuck that. I'm not a gigacuck.
I'd kill santa and rape MRS Claus
 
Of course @Dregster666 voted no, he wants to replace Santa with his taco equivalent, fucking beaners taking over the white men's culture and land, first the jobs now santa.

Save the white race.
:feelswhat:

Liking christmas is a normie trait :feelswhat:
 
Santa can't compel people to love, otherwise he wouldn't be incel. He can only make sex dolls and bring them to life. But then, is that "human?"
A live sex doll that does your bidding without question is far better than a filthy human foid roastie tbhngl
 
>help save santa so that all the bastard children of chad and roasties can be happy on christmas morning
no fuck that. I'm not a gigacuck.
I'd kill santa and rape MRS Claus

Santa can't die until there are no more Christmases.
 
It's discovered that Santa Claus is real, but he's a misanthropic oldcel who can't die until there are no more Christmases. He could bring joy to the world with gifts, but he doesn't, deeming everyone naughty. That's why he never spreads his magic.

Mrs. Claus exists, but she's a sex doll given life.


Because Santa has conceded to LDARing, it's up to Mrs. Claus to persuade people to help save Christmas. But Santa won't listen to cucks. He will only hear from the based. That means Incels.co is one of the few sources he'll listen to. So Mrs. Claus attempts to reach out to Incels.co. Speak to Santa. Convince him to warm the fires again and bring Christmas back. Will you think of others this year?
Christmas is canceled for the time being Mr. Santorum.
 

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