Theory Incels are Like Sharks.

[DarkStar]

Think about it,

Sharks hardly, if ever, actually kill people and/or attack people: In fact, these are some shark attack statistics.

The 2023 worldwide total of 69 confirmed unprovoked cases is in line with the most recent five-year (2018-2022) average of 63 incidents annually. There were 14 confirmed shark-related fatalities this year, ten of which are assigned as unprovoked.

Yearly Worldwide Shark Attack Summary

The ISAF 2025 shark attack report The Florida Museum of Natural History’s International Shark Attack File investigated 105 alleged shark-human interactions worldwide in 2025. ISAF confirmed 65 unprovoked shark bites on humans and 29 provoked bites. Classification Total Unprovoked Bites

www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu

Not to mention, many of the cases were "provoked"

“Provoked bites” occur when a human initiates interaction with a shark in some way. These include instances when divers are bitten after harassing or trying to touch sharks, bites on spearfisherman, bites on people attempting to feed sharks, bites occurring while unhooking or removing a shark from a fishing net and so forth.

Provoked Bites

22

What I am getting at here, is that whenever you hear of a "Shark attack" it often is somewhat significant in the news, due to the rarity of it, and then tends to get blown out of proportion.

Example:

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article286121466.html

Not even an actual attack upon a human, yet it still was enough to make headlines in Florida.

This is similar to how whenever an "Incel" or some sort of "Incel-adjacent" figure goes ER, we see mass-hysteria erupt; providing the media, feminists, liberals, etc. with the perfect ammunition they need in order to deem us as a thread or "folk-devils" even further.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

The comparison is well-chosen

 

[Hatred]

We are sharks

 

[DarkStar]

The comparison is well-chosen

It just came to me one night, and then I made a note of it because it just seemed so "right"

 

[Hoodpreet]

You remember the shark attack on a Russian tourist in Egypt last year? The shark was then caught and slowly beaten to death, and after seeing news of that, the thought did occur to me that sharks and incels have a lot in common.

Animals like lions, tigers, and bears are deadly yet glorified as symbols of strength and power because they're aesthetically pleasing; Meanwhile, similarly deadly sharks, crocodiles, snakes, etc. are hated because they're not cute

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

Impressive... very nice shark

But wait, you aint seen nothing yet

Look at that subtle marron/burgundy colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has black and white stripes

What do you think of the okapi?

 

[sulpuda]

exactly. I saw an article supporting this on scientific blackpill of incels.wiki.
https://incels.wiki/w/Scientific_Blackpill#Rapists_are_far_more_sexually_active_than_other_men

 

[DarkStar]

exactly. I saw an article supporting this on scientific blackpill of incels.wiki.
https://incels.wiki/w/Scientific_Blackpill#Rapists_are_far_more_sexually_active_than_other_men

Good find, I'm also planning on using some stuff I found there for a thread I want to make about the NTpill.

 

[SteelCentaur]

You remember the shark attack on a Russian tourist in Egypt last year? The shark was then caught and slowly beaten to death, and after seeing news of that, the thought did occur to me that sharks and incels have a lot in common.

Yes, but that particular shark was a foid. So it got what it deserved.

 

[xkcdCleftcel]

imma hammerhead shark

 

[Nate Dogg]

You remember the shark attack on a Russian tourist in Egypt last year? The shark was then caught and slowly beaten to death, and after seeing news of that, the thought did occur to me that sharks and incels have a lot in common.

Animals like lions, tigers, and bears are deadly yet glorified as symbols of strength and power because they're aesthetically pleasing; Meanwhile, similarly deadly sharks, crocodiles, snakes, etc. are hated because they're not cute

All those aesthetically pleasing animals have hair and the ugly ones don't. brutal hairpill.

 

[Ventingblackpiller]

Think about it,

Sharks hardly, if ever, actually kill people and/or attack people: In fact, these are some shark attack statistics.

Yearly Worldwide Shark Attack Summary

The ISAF 2025 shark attack report The Florida Museum of Natural History’s International Shark Attack File investigated 105 alleged shark-human interactions worldwide in 2025. ISAF confirmed 65 unprovoked shark bites on humans and 29 provoked bites. Classification Total Unprovoked Bites

www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu

Not to mention, many of the cases were "provoked"




What I am getting at here, is that whenever you hear of a "Shark attack" it often is somewhat significant in the news, due to the rarity of it, and then tends to get blown out of proportion.

Example:

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article286121466.html

Not even an actual attack upon a human, yet it still was enough to make headlines in Florida.

This is similar to how whenever an "Incel" or some sort of "Incel-adjacent" figure goes ER, we see mass-hysteria erupt; providing the media, feminists, liberals, etc. with the perfect ammunition they need in order to deem us as a thread or "folk-devils" even further.

Mods pin this

 

[Buried Alive 2.0]

It's also worthy of note that sharks and people rarely interact, just like incels and foids.

 

[Tacomonkey]

We are sharks

We can’t stop moving or we die. If we stop to dwell on how bad things are we rope.

 

[DarkStar]

It's also worthy of note that sharks and people rarely interact, just like incels and foids.

Really? Can you add more on this, as in any scientific research?

 

[Buried Alive 2.0]

Really? Can you add more on this, as in any scientific research?

There isn't much to add. Sharks live on the ocean, people don't, but they rarely come together when people go to the ocean. Similar thing with incels and foids. We tend to avoid them and we don't go out much, but there have been a few attacks that the sensationalist media preys upon them.

 

[EngelCallDell19]

Think about it,

Sharks hardly, if ever, actually kill people and/or attack people: In fact, these are some shark attack statistics.

Yearly Worldwide Shark Attack Summary

The ISAF 2025 shark attack report The Florida Museum of Natural History’s International Shark Attack File investigated 105 alleged shark-human interactions worldwide in 2025. ISAF confirmed 65 unprovoked shark bites on humans and 29 provoked bites. Classification Total Unprovoked Bites

www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu

Not to mention, many of the cases were "provoked"




What I am getting at here, is that whenever you hear of a "Shark attack" it often is somewhat significant in the news, due to the rarity of it, and then tends to get blown out of proportion.

Example:

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article286121466.html

Not even an actual attack upon a human, yet it still was enough to make headlines in Florida.

This is similar to how whenever an "Incel" or some sort of "Incel-adjacent" figure goes ER, we see mass-hysteria erupt; providing the media, feminists, liberals, etc. with the perfect ammunition they need in order to deem us as a thread or "folk-devils" even further.

does this mean sharks are the incels of the underwater boyos?

 

[DarkStar]

There isn't much to add. Sharks live on the ocean, people don't, but they rarely come together when people go to the ocean. Similar thing with incels and foids. We tend to avoid them and we don't go out much, but there have been a few attacks that the sensationalist media preys upon them.

does this mean sharks are the incels of the underwater boyos?

I mean I guess, I might look into some more stuff to add onto this.

 

[Clavicus Vile]

Yeah, incel tier goblin sharks in particular, great white sharks would be chads. Goblin sharks stay in the dark cold waters underneath just like we stay in our dark rooms and rot rarely ever interacting with the outside world just like a goblin shark doesn’t ever go to the surface and stays in the dark alone most of the time.

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[frmentalcel]

The comparison is well-chosen

 

[Vlarke]

Think about it,

Sharks hardly, if ever, actually kill people and/or attack people: In fact, these are some shark attack statistics.

Yearly Worldwide Shark Attack Summary

The ISAF 2025 shark attack report The Florida Museum of Natural History’s International Shark Attack File investigated 105 alleged shark-human interactions worldwide in 2025. ISAF confirmed 65 unprovoked shark bites on humans and 29 provoked bites. Classification Total Unprovoked Bites

www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu

Not to mention, many of the cases were "provoked"




What I am getting at here, is that whenever you hear of a "Shark attack" it often is somewhat significant in the news, due to the rarity of it, and then tends to get blown out of proportion.

Example:

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article286121466.html

Not even an actual attack upon a human, yet it still was enough to make headlines in Florida.

This is similar to how whenever an "Incel" or some sort of "Incel-adjacent" figure goes ER, we see mass-hysteria erupt; providing the media, feminists, liberals, etc. with the perfect ammunition they need in order to deem us as a thread or "folk-devils" even further.

I'm stone cold don't fw me normies i have nothing to lose

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Normies and foids kep accusing us of muh generalisation but keep generalising every incel as dangerous, potential mass shooter

 

[DarkStar]

I'm stone cold don't fw me normies i have nothing to lose

Based.

Normies and foids kep accusing us of muh generalisation but keep generalising every incel as dangerous, potential mass shooter

The hypocrisy from these "people" is unreal, again exemplifying their communal narcissism.

 

[Buried Alive 2.0]

I mean I guess, I might look into some more stuff to add onto this.

I think this analogy breaks down once you start thinking too much about it. Sharks are not victims of society, they have no society. And don't attack humans because of trauma.

Sharks are also indisputably at the top of the food chain and one of the most successful animals ever. They are ancient beings that have existed since before the dinosaurs, with some species living much more than humans, like the Greenland shark. Even their meat is toxic.

 

[AsiaCel]

I agree, also, we should embrace being sharks.

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

Also almost every ER is a provoked attack. People don't go ER for nothing, most of them were mocked, bullied and ostracized by soyciety.

 

[Confessor]

Think about it,

Sharks hardly, if ever, actually kill people and/or attack people: In fact, these are some shark attack statistics.

Yearly Worldwide Shark Attack Summary

The ISAF 2025 shark attack report The Florida Museum of Natural History’s International Shark Attack File investigated 105 alleged shark-human interactions worldwide in 2025. ISAF confirmed 65 unprovoked shark bites on humans and 29 provoked bites. Classification Total Unprovoked Bites

www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu

Not to mention, many of the cases were "provoked"




What I am getting at here, is that whenever you hear of a "Shark attack" it often is somewhat significant in the news, due to the rarity of it, and then tends to get blown out of proportion.

Example:

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article286121466.html

Not even an actual attack upon a human, yet it still was enough to make headlines in Florida.

This is similar to how whenever an "Incel" or some sort of "Incel-adjacent" figure goes ER, we see mass-hysteria erupt; providing the media, feminists, liberals, etc. with the perfect ammunition they need in order to deem us as a thread or "folk-devils" even further.

Orcas are the real menance of the Ocean. They are what people think Sharks are.

 

[Confessor]

I think this analogy breaks down once you start thinking too much about it. Sharks are not victims of society, they have no society. And don't attack humans because of trauma.

Sharks are also indisputably at the top of the food chain and one of the most successful animals ever. They are ancient beings that have existed since before the dinosaurs, with some species living much more than humans, like the Greenland shark. Even their meat is toxic.

The Ocean is freaky. There are animals way worse than Sharks down there. The Humboldt Squids are way scarier.

 

[SmhChan]

Brootal sharkpill.

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

The comparison is well-chosen

 

[DarkStar]

I wonder which shark is the most Incel-tier? Maybe the Hammerhead.

 

[Fifita]

I more like a gummy shark

 

[DarkStar]

Bump cause why not

We Iz Sharks n Sheit

 

[DarkStar]

Normie trait: Being afraid of sharks

Jfl at retarded normies who think the movie jaws is realistic & sharks are man eating monsters. Sharks can't even survive outside of water & don't even go out of there way to attack humans. The only two predator animals who do are polar bears & crocodiles. Sharks attack humans since they mistake...

incels.is

@Regenerator jfl

 

[PersonalityChad]

 

[DarkStar]

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Incels actually vs foids actually

 

[PersonalityChad]

Incels actually vs foids actually

JFL, correct

 

[Shark]

Very good analogy. Just goes to show how looks impact the way you are percieved. If sharks looked less ogrish then people wouldn't be as afraid of them

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

All the abuse against women is commited by HTNs, Chadlites and Chads simply because they are the only one who have access to women.

Statistically, incels are the SAFEST men for women to be around. We don't harm anyone. We have no friends. We don't interact with women. We just want affection and society calls us monsters for that.

 

[Regenerator]

Normie trait: Being afraid of sharks

Jfl at retarded normies who think the movie jaws is realistic & sharks are man eating monsters. Sharks can't even survive outside of water & don't even go out of there way to attack humans. The only two predator animals who do are polar bears & crocodiles. Sharks attack humans since they mistake...

incels.is

@Regenerator jfl

Great minds think alike.

 

[caineturbat2003]

And dolphins are

They do all kinda of fucked up and degenerate shit yet they are still praised by normtards and foids.

 

[Excluded]

Impressive... very nice shark

But wait, you aint seen nothing yet

Look at that subtle marron/burgundy colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has black and white stripes

What do you think of the okapi?

based american psycho quotes

 

[Kamanbert]

I just took the sharkpill

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Nigga been always spitting straight fire

 

[Adolf Kitler]

Nice analogy

 

[DarkStar]

Great minds think alike.

And dolphins are

They do all kinda of fucked up and degenerate shit yet they are still praised by normtards and foids.

Eh, I'd say dolphins are more like foids in a sense

Nigga been always spitting straight fire

on gawd fam skibidi rizz des bars been speaking' facts

Nice analogy

thanks bhai

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

Decent Comparison but the reason shark bites and shark related deaths are so low is that most people don't have encounters with sharks at all and even if they do it's not often. Incels walk amongst normies every single day, the average normalfag has probably been on the same general area at the same time an incel was more then once.

 

[DarkStar]

@wereq

 

[Emba]

I'm a hammerhead!

Gotta go... Can't stop moving...

 

[caineturbat2003]

Eh, I'd say dolphins are more like foids in a sense

Could be either way, tbh.