It's Over Incel trait: clogging toilets

[Deleted member 4159]

I'm so preoccupied with my inceldom that I lose track of how much toiletpaper I'm putting in the bowl. It's especially embarrassing if I'm in a public bathroom or at a friend's house. Too ashamed to ask for a plunger, I reach in the bowl to remove some paper and flush. Now I want to go into foids' bathrooms to clog their toilets. OH WAIT they already are with tampons and blood n' shit! "B-b-but women are cleaner in the bathr-" shut up cuck.

 

[Guest2]

I had a misadventure like last week. It was not fun and very embarrassing

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

bro same here but i just want my asshole clean

 

[fOreVER]

I should clog more public toilets

 

[ihaveno1]

happens to me like once a month, its annoying

 

[ReallyRice]

Clogs me
Yikes sweaty

 

[Insomniac]

Yikes

 

[TheGambler2]

Incel trait is to unclog the toilet with a hand so that no one realizes

 

[Deleted member 19858]

Been there, I didn't want to shove my hand in so I poked it with a metal rod.

 

[FinnCel]

I usually do one or two wipes then use water to clean my asshole

 

[Dionysus]

i never do that

 

[horseshoe]

I always clog it with my shit at work and at home. For some reason my shit is always huge.

 

[TheSecondComing]

this is why i had a plunger when i went to uni

 

[Vermilioncore]

Incel trait: shitting blood, getting colon cancer at a young age and dying

 

[frustratedhapa]

bro same here but i just want my asshole clean

I wipe my ass with unscented baby wipes. Toilet paper won't really clean your ass.

 

[dingopuss]

Happens to me maybe once every two years.
Which I guess is the normie rate.

I'm more likely to leave streaks though which is worse imo.

 

[frustratedhapa]

Incel trait: shitting blood, getting colon cancer at a young age and dying

whoa

 

[dingopuss]

I wipe my ass with unscented baby wipes. Toilet paper won't really clean your ass.

It won't.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I use one sheet to remove any solid matter, then I get in the bathtub, turn the water on and splash water up my ass... Americans are retarded for not making bidets normal like they are in Europe and Japan...

 

[Deleted member 4159]

bro same here but i just want my asshole clean

Just lol at people saying to use one square per wipe. May as well stick the square in your ass.

Incel trait is to unclog the toilet with a hand so that no one realizes

Been there, I didn't want to shove my hand in so I poked it with a metal rod.

My brother used to clog toilets so much that my mom had plastic knives in the bathroom just to cut up his shits!

I usually do one or two wipes then use water to clean my asshole

How is this done? Do you take a cup and pour it down into your ass?

I use one sheet to remove any solid matter, then I get in the bathtub, turn the water on and splash water up my ass... Americans are retarded for not making bidets normal like they are in Europe and Japan...

You really want shit residue in your bathtub? Or do you have a bidet?

I wipe my ass with unscented baby wipes. Toilet paper won't really clean your ass.

Too true!

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Just lol at people saying to use one square per wipe. May as well stick the square in your ass.



My brother used to clog toilets so much that my mom had plastic knives in the bathroom just to cut up his shits!

How is this done? Do you take a cup and pour it down into your ass?

You really want shit residue in your bathtub? Or do you have a bidet?

Too true!

The solid chunks are wiped away with toilet paper. I wash the shit grease that otherwise takes multiple wipings away in the bathtub... It all goes down the drain. If there are shit crumbs in the tub, I just use the showerhead to wash them away down the drain...

 

[Mystic]

Bet bro

 

[FinnCel]

How is this done? Do you take a cup and pour it down into your ass?

In Finland, every toilet has a shower.
I use that to spray my ass

 

[Deleted member 4159]

In Finland, every toilet has a shower.
I use that to spray my ass

Even public ones? That's awesome.

Btw guys, here's the plunger I use. It's the BBC of plungers

 

[FinnCel]

Even public ones? That's awesome.

If it has a sink, it also has small shower

 

[Valiant Virgin]

I try to avoid this by flushing twice. Sometimes I'm in there so long that I know one flush isn't going to cut it.