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Serious Incel guide to life

KillingJoke

KillingJoke

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Let's be honest how many here are autistic social anxiety shits that can't survive outside? Don't worry Grandpa has a few tips for surviving, requires high iq otherwise just damn dude LDAR.

1. Copes are the only thing left for you, video games, porn, drinking, and etc. Though you may never have true happiness, you can have high-quality sensual pleasure. Whether that be good food, or the best games whenever you want. To do so you need MONEY doesn't matter how but if you have the iq and energy get money and you'll instantly be happier. LDAR if you want but money will always be your friend.

2. Never reveal black pill ideology in public for all you all that debate with a woman in public don't waste your time. Just keep it to yourself, you're using up precious energy for no good reason. You're debating because you feel like you need to prove something. If you know something is true you don't need to go around preaching.

3. Unless you are majorly deformed just by acting cold you can become friends with people. Don't share your problems with anyone or expect anything from them. You hang out with people for their entertainment value, so say little and time it well. This takes energy and time you have to consciously make an effort to act like this. You need people to find good copes like the best drugs so learn to listen quietly.

4. Stop the fucking thinking all the time, your thoughts couldn't matter for shit. You may never have Chad confidence, but you have your own confidence. Confidence between from always failing but staying alive. Are you so pathetic that you've given up already? You are a determined defeatist, you have your own pride to protect that's why you're angry with the world right? Then fucking act like it drop the bullcrap and focus on your entertainment and happiness at the expense of others.

5. You have your pride, you have your defenses, and you have your ideology. Now you can pursue your copes without any intervention from anyone or anything else.
 
All I see is a big wall of cope.
 
The REAL guide to life: Wait it out 'till you can go ER (JK)
 
I'm probably getting banned but the one and only literal cope is the rope, why's everyone so afraid of it? A roastie can pull it off just because her chad bf dumped her. Most "Incels" on this site sure are blackpilled, but anything from naturally ugly. YOU don't have to live in this turmoil, neither do i, i've planned my end, and you're eternally letting yourselves suffer.
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I cope by putting on makeup and trapping chads
Go back to r/cuckold

transgender = cuck because they don't want to see the truth and they shed their masculinity for it.

(PS: IK you're joking, but the statement above this one is true.)
 
I'm probably getting banned but the one and only literal cope is the rope, why's everyone so afraid of it? A roastie can pull it off just because her chad bf dumped her. Most "Incels" on this site sure are blackpilled, but anything from naturally ugly. YOU don't have to live in this turmoil, neither do i, i've planned my end, and you're eternally letting yourselves suffer.
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Oh what's the plan?
 
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Let's be honest how many here are autistic social anxiety shits that can't survive outside? Don't worry Grandpa has a few tips for surviving, requires high iq otherwise just damn dude LDAR.

1. Copes are the only thing left for you, video games, porn, drinking, and etc. Though you may never have true happiness, you can have high-quality sensual pleasure. Whether that be good food, or the best games whenever you want. To do so you need MONEY doesn't matter how but if you have the iq and energy get money and you'll instantly be happier. LDAR if you want but money will always be your friend.

2. Never reveal black pill ideology in public for all you all that debate with a woman in public don't waste your time. Just keep it to yourself, you're using up precious energy for no good reason. You're debating because you feel like you need to prove something. If you know something is true you don't need to go around preaching.

3. Unless you are majorly deformed just by acting cold you can become friends with people. Don't share your problems with anyone or expect anything from them. You hang out with people for their entertainment value, so say little and time it well. This takes energy and time you have to consciously make an effort to act like this. You need people to find good copes like the best drugs so learn to listen quietly.

4. Stop the fucking thinking all the time, your thoughts couldn't matter for shit. You may never have Chad confidence, but you have your own confidence. Confidence between from always failing but staying alive. Are you so pathetic that you've given up already? You are a determined defeatist, you have your own pride to protect that's why you're angry with the world right? Then fucking act like it drop the bullcrap and focus on your entertainment and happiness at the expense of others.

5. You have your pride, you have your defenses, and you have your ideology. Now you can pursue your copes without any intervention from anyone or anything else.

Well said. And good point on #1-3 especially.

#4-5 are above me at the moment.

Trying to live with this death sentence in happiness is a difficult task.
 
Well said. And good point on #1-3 especially.

#4-5 are above me at the moment.

Trying to live with this death sentence in happiness is a difficult task.
Do 1-3 long enough and 4 will make sense and then finally you can start on 5. To have pride you have to build it and no not confidence you need PRIDE. Confidence is for chads, Pride is for us sinful incels.
 
You're right about money, but the rest is fucking stupid.
 
Only guide is to buy a 12 gauge shotgun barrel to blow your brains out
 
nice
this is a high iq post with some helpful life advice
 
Don't tell me what to do little bitch nigga.
 
Thought an ethnic brother would understand.
It's not that I disagree, I just don't like being told to do what i'm already doing. Y'know? Like when someone tells you to throw something out that you were already about to throw out, it just makes you mad and not want to throw out the trash anymore.
 
It's not that I disagree, I just don't like being told to do what i'm already doing. Y'know? Like when someone tells you to throw something out that you were already about to throw out, it just makes you mad and not want to throw out the trash anymore.
I get that wrote this more as a reminder to myself and see if anyone else feels it.
 
I agree with 1 and 2.
3 is impossible if you have no social skills, but i can undertand this can be useful for some incels...
but...

4. ... but you have your own confidence....

5. You have your pride,...

:feelswow:W:feelsmega:H:feelsbadman:A:feelscry:T:feelsrope:
 
I agree with 1 and 2.
3 is impossible if you have no social skills, but i can undertand this can be useful for some incels...
but...



:feelswow:W:feelsmega:H:feelsbadman:A:feelscry:T:feelsrope:
It's tough but you need to get a thick skin to survive tbh. Black pilled but don't give a fuck anymore.
 
It's tough but you need to get a thick skin to survive tbh. Black pilled but don't give a fuck anymore.

Never felt like a survivor tbh. Sometimes i feel like i should have killed myself a long time ago. Its like my role in the theatre play is over, but the actor (me) is not leaving the stage for some reason, so everyone is looking at me akwardly, ignoring me and expecting i can realize its over for myself and that i must leave. Idk. I hope i can become as numb as you show to be. My life is fucking hell.
 
Never felt like a survivor tbh. Sometimes i feel like i should have killed myself a long time ago. Its like my role in the theatre play is over, but the actor (me) is not leaving the stage for some reason, so everyone is looking at me akwardly, ignoring me and expecting i can realize its over for myself and that i must leave. Idk. I hope i can become as numb as you show to be. My life is fucking hell.
If you're still on stage like that, then you still care and you feel turbulent over leaving. Go if you must and stay if you choose, but don't live in between unable to choose. I am staying and enjoying myself but always keeping the rope with me for comfort. It's nice knowing I can leave the game when I get bored.
 
1. Copes are the only thing left for you, video games, porn, drinking, and etc. Though you may never have true happiness, you can have high-quality sensual pleasure. Whether that be good food, or the best games whenever you want. To do so you need MONEY doesn't matter how but if you have the iq and energy get money and you'll instantly be happier. LDAR if you want but money will always be your friend.
I agree 100% with #1. Man if I could find a way to make money by other than studyceling for many more years just to get a decent paying wageslave job where I'll spend most of my off-time recovering from work than enjoy the time off.
 
I agree 100% with #1. Man if I could find a way to make money by other than studyceling for many more years just to get a decent paying wageslave job where I'll spend most of my off-time recovering from work than enjoy the time off.
tbh steps 2-5 are all for the sake of the cope, it's all about getting the best sensual copes.
 
Blah blah blah blah blah blah / What good is talking to people having "friends" if they dont wanna hear your problems / quirks / THEYRE NOT YOUR FRIEND/ WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WAGESLAVE/ its all pointless man
 
4. Stop the fucking thinking all the time, your thoughts couldn't matter for shit. You may never have Chad confidence, but you have your own confidence. Confidence between from always failing but staying alive. Are you so pathetic that you've given up already? You are a determined defeatist, you have your own pride to protect that's why you're angry with the world right? Then fucking act like it drop the bullcrap and focus on your entertainment and happiness at the expense of others.

That's like saying just be white bro, but everything else spot on.
 
Blah blah blah blah blah blah / What good is talking to people having "friends" if they dont wanna hear your problems / quirks / THEYRE NOT YOUR FRIEND/ WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WAGESLAVE/ its all pointless man
To get drugs and entertainment through them, what good is there is being vulnerable to people who will eventually take advantage of you? What point is there is LDAR when the rope is waiting for you? Do yourself and the world a favor and :feelsrope:kek, solves all your problems. NEETs are the pinnacle of pathetic, at least with money you can get access to good copes. Without it you're just complete trash even among incels kek
 
To get drugs and entertainment through them, what good is there is being vulnerable to people who will eventually take advantage of you? What point is there is LDAR when the rope is waiting for you? Do yourself and the world a favor and :feelsrope:kek, solves all your problems. NEETs are the pinnacle of pathetic, at least with money you can get access to good copes. Without it you're just complete trash even among incels kek
lmfao a degenerate trash telling me to rope go overdose on your drugs / keep running the rat race /competing for scraps / money is nothing but a tool you sheep
 
lmfao a degenerate trash telling me to rope go overdose on your drugs / keep running the rat race /competing for scraps / money is nothing but a tool you sheep
Did some NEET trash call me degenerate? At least I can do shit with my life, you're not better because you abstain. You're just trash that's worth nothing in the eyes of everyone collectively kek. Real sheep are idiots who believe they are free like you.
 
Did some NEET trash call me degenerate? At least I can do shit with my life, you're not better because you abstain. You're just trash that's worth nothing in the eyes of everyone collectively kek. Real sheep are idiots who believe they are free like you.
its not about being "better" you are the one who seems he is superior / mindset of a normie / youre a normie admit it / lmao the way you type i can tell you are a larper
 
its not about being "better" you are the one who seems he is superior / mindset of a normie / youre a normie admit it / lmao the way you type i can tell you are a larper
The way I type? The fuck what can kind psychology bullcrap are reading to figure that out? I took your comment as an insult earlier and lost my mind. My apologies I reread and realize there was no personal insult. I have some serious mental issues, again my apologies for losing it. I'm a diagnosed DID sufferer, I lost control and got it back mid-sentence.
 
THe best cope is to become KSGcel
 
The way I type? The fuck what can kind psychology bullcrap are reading to figure that out? I took your comment as an insult earlier and lost my mind. My apologies I reread and realize there was no personal insult. I have some serious mental issues, again my apologies for losing it. I'm a diagnosed DID sufferer, I lost control and got it back mid-sentence.
normies reply offended to Blackpilled things people say because they never experienced certain things or dont know how it really is to be a subhuman or truly ugly / i wasnt insulting you / having a nihilistic view of things/forged from my life experiences/ i see wageslaving as pointless if you can avoid it of course / Also i disagree with 3 & 4 with your points above / those points are very bluepilled and naive
 

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