Theory Incel car engine rating system

[NeverEvenBegan]

Horse power:

• 0-75 HP Subhuman
• 75-120 HP Normie
• 120-160 HP High-Tier Normie
• 160-200 HP Chadlite
• 200+ HP Chad
• 300+ HP Giga Chad

Engine configurations:

• I3 - Subhuman
• I4 - Normie
• I6, V6 - Chadlite
• V8, V10, V12 - Chad
• W16 - Ultra Giga Chad

@NIGGER BOJANGLES @SuperKanga.Belgrade @Mango @proudweeb @nice_try @Defetivecuckachu @Da_Yunez @zerozerozero @Chang.Beijing @TheCatMan

This isn't just about the car specifications themselves. Having an expensive performant car means money. Money means you are likely to attract women. The fact you have money likely means you have confidence, a better life, a better mood, better health, better everything

 

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@Da_Yunez is hardbanned

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

I will never have money

In my future I will be a homelesscel

 

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@Fantasea

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

VAG Group car incel tier

• Skoda - Subhuman
• Volkswagen, SEAT - Normie
• Audi - Chadlite
• Porsche, Bentley - Chad
• Bugatti, Lamborghini - Giga Chad

 

[Sir Waco]

mang I wish this thread dropped in early 2023 when I was into cars

 

[Sir Waco]

Audi - Chadlite

tbh Audi A1 is the runt of the audi family, it browses .is

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

@Sewer Sloth

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

tbh Audi A1 is the runt of the audi family, it browses .is

True, Audi A1 is a brutal subhuman car relative to Audi overall

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Too bad there isn't any actual other car guys to read this here

 

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@Fantasea

This nigga is allergic to car talk

 

[Cryotron]

it has a V8 engine in one of it's variants

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Volkswagen car model incel tier:

Subhuman: Polo
Normie: Golf, Jetta
High-Tier Normie: Passat
Chad: Arteon

 

[Sir Waco]

it has a V8 engine in one of it's variants

military vehicles are the ogrecels

 

[poorenglishcel]

I have a 0 hp car

 

[Cryotron]

military vehicles are the ogrecels

i would feel the safest in military vehicle, especially MRAP, If some jerk bumps into you, he is dead.

 

[Sir Waco]

Subhuman: Polo

bro first it was audi A1 now the car my family owned when i was a kid is proclaimed subhuman

 

[Sir Waco]

i would feel the safest in military vehicle, especially MRAP, If some jerk bumps into you, he is dead.

I like them too, especially those american military trucks and humvees
tanks used to have a lot of aura before drone warfare

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Firstly- thanks for the tag man

I 100% understand what you're saying here.

Horse power:

• 0-75 HP Subhuman
• 75-120 HP Normie
• 120-160 HP High-Tier Normie
• 160-200 HP Chadlite
• 200+ HP Chad
• 300+ HP Giga Chad

But I feel like this list would have been correct in the 1980s, when ONLY the very biggest V8s or European exotica had more than 300+ HP. I think these power bands need to be moved a bit to accurately reflect life in 2025. A Honda Accord isn't a Chad among cars.

I would suggest

• <80hp: mutilated victim of a traumatic accident with machinery or fire, if the doctors really cared they would have upped his morphine dose until he died.
• 80-90hp: severe mentalcel or down syndrome.
• 90-110hp: Short, deathnic trucel
• 110-130hp: Coping incel
• 130-150hp: low-tier normie
• 150-200hp: mid-tier normie
• 200-300hp: high-tier normie
• 300-400hp: Chadlite
• 400-500hp: Chad
• >500hp: Gigachad

 

[TheCatMan]

I'm gigachad in horsepower and Chad in engine.

 

[TheCatMan]

Too bad there isn't any actual other car guys to read this here

I am.