Theory Incel car engine rating system

[NEB.feelsdevil]

Horse power:

• 0-75 HP Subhuman
• 75-120 HP Normie
• 120-160 HP High-Tier Normie
• 160-200 HP Chadlite
• 200+ HP Chad
• 300+ HP Giga Chad

Engine configurations:

• I3 - Subhuman
• I4 - Normie
• I6, V6 - Chadlite
• V8, V10, V12 - Chad
• W16 - Ultra Giga Chad

@NIGGER BOJANGLES @SuperKanga.Belgrade @Mango @proudweeb @nice_try @Defetivecuckachu @Da_Yunez @zerozerozero @Chang.Beijing @TheCatMan

This isn't just about the car specifications themselves. Having an expensive performant car means money. Money means you are likely to attract women. The fact you have money likely means you have confidence, a better life, a better mood, better health, better everything

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

@Da_Yunez is hardbanned

 

[Icarus]

I will never have money

In my future I will be a homelesscel

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

@Fantasea

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

VAG Group car incel tier

• Skoda - Subhuman
• Volkswagen, SEAT - Normie
• Audi - Chadlite
• Porsche, Bentley - Chad
• Bugatti, Lamborghini - Giga Chad

 

[Sir Waco]

mang I wish this thread dropped in early 2023 when I was into cars

 

[Sir Waco]

Audi - Chadlite

tbh Audi A1 is the runt of the audi family, it browses .is

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

@Sewer Sloth

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

tbh Audi A1 is the runt of the audi family, it browses .is

True, Audi A1 is a brutal subhuman car relative to Audi overall

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Too bad there isn't any actual other car guys to read this here

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

@Fantasea

This nigga is allergic to car talk

 

[Trident]

it has a V8 engine in one of it's variants

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

Volkswagen car model incel tier:

Subhuman: Polo
Normie: Golf, Jetta
High-Tier Normie: Passat
Chad: Arteon

 

[Sir Waco]

it has a V8 engine in one of it's variants

military vehicles are the ogrecels

 

[poorenglishcel]

I have a 0 hp car

 

[Trident]

military vehicles are the ogrecels

i would feel the safest in military vehicle, especially MRAP, If some jerk bumps into you, he is dead.

 

[Sir Waco]

Subhuman: Polo

bro first it was audi A1 now the car my family owned when i was a kid is proclaimed subhuman

 

[Sir Waco]

i would feel the safest in military vehicle, especially MRAP, If some jerk bumps into you, he is dead.

I like them too, especially those american military trucks and humvees
tanks used to have a lot of aura before drone warfare

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Firstly- thanks for the tag man

I 100% understand what you're saying here.

Horse power:

• 0-75 HP Subhuman
• 75-120 HP Normie
• 120-160 HP High-Tier Normie
• 160-200 HP Chadlite
• 200+ HP Chad
• 300+ HP Giga Chad

But I feel like this list would have been correct in the 1980s, when ONLY the very biggest V8s or European exotica had more than 300+ HP. I think these power bands need to be moved a bit to accurately reflect life in 2025. A Honda Accord isn't a Chad among cars.

I would suggest

• <80hp: mutilated victim of a traumatic accident with machinery or fire, if the doctors really cared they would have upped his morphine dose until he died.
• 80-90hp: severe mentalcel or down syndrome.
• 90-110hp: Short, deathnic trucel
• 110-130hp: Coping incel
• 130-150hp: low-tier normie
• 150-200hp: mid-tier normie
• 200-300hp: high-tier normie
• 300-400hp: Chadlite
• 400-500hp: Chad
• >500hp: Gigachad

 

[TheCatMan]

I'm gigachad in horsepower and Chad in engine.

 

[TheCatMan]

Too bad there isn't any actual other car guys to read this here

I am.

 

[Mango]

I have 3 cars. (inb4 brag warning )

My BMW F87 M2C is I6 twin turbo with about 500 hp (has FBO and stage 1 remap)

My BMW E36/8 Z3 M Coupe is I6 NA with about 240 hp (S52 US spec)

My Audi 8Y RS3 is a turbo I5 with 401 hp

 

[Corvus]

@Da_Yunez is hardbanned

Foids add me on discord: gay4pay
Joined Mar 10, 2024

 

[psyop]

0-75 HP Subhuman

Subhuman: Polo

I fit both categories

 

[TheCatMan]

I have 3 cars. (inb4 brag warning )

My BMW F87 M2C is I6 twin turbo with about 500 hp (has FBO and stage 1 remap)

My BMW E36/8 Z3 M Coupe is I6 NA with about 240 hp (S52 US spec)

My Audi 8Y RS3 is a turbo I5 with 401 hp

I also have three and a motorcycle.

2016 F150 3.5 Ecoboost (365 HP)
2013 Mustang Boss 302 (444 HP)
1980 Mustang Cobra (132 HP)
DongFang RTB 250 (Venom Ghost)

 

[Mango]

I also have three and a motorcycle.

2016 F150 3.5 Ecoboost (365 HP)
2013 Mustang Boss 302 (444 HP)
1980 Mustang Cobra (132 HP)
DongFang RTB 250 (Venom Ghost)

Nice!

Of all the American brands, I've always had a soft spot for Ford. My dad has a Gen 2 Ford Raptor and I took it off-roading several times and had lots of fun with it

I could see myself driving a GT350 or a Focus RS if I decided to switch my line up around a bit

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

I have a 0 hp car

bro first it was audi A1 now the car my family owned when i was a kid is proclaimed subhuman

I fit both categories

Brutal

But I feel like this list would have been correct in the 1980s

Yes, this is a good observation

The thing is that I live in a second world country, so I am a bit behind mentally with the latest and greatest. Here in Romania, Dacia Logan is a normie car for example, but compared to a normal modern car in the US, I imagine Dacia Logan is subhuman tier

Also, my family car is a 2004 Golf 4 1.9 SDI engine with fewer than 70 HP, which is not ideal, but it changes my perspective

I never drove a car with a 3-digit value horse power. I only drove 2 cars in my life. The family car and the driving school car, both were diesel. I never drove a petrol car

I would suggest

• <80hp: mutilated victim of a traumatic accident with machinery or fire, if the doctors really cared they would have upped his morphine dose until he died.
• 80-90hp: severe mentalcel or down syndrome.
• 90-110hp: Short, deathnic trucel
• 110-130hp: Coping incel
• 130-150hp: low-tier normie
• 150-200hp: mid-tier normie
• 200-300hp: high-tier normie
• 300-400hp: Chadlite
• 400-500hp: Chad
• >500hp: Gigachad

@NIGGER BOJANGLES would you agree with this tier for the US?

I'm gigachad in horsepower and Chad in engine.

I have 3 cars. (inb4 brag warning )

I knew you guys were mogger carcels, but don't worry, that's why I tagged you Bragging allowed in this car thread

My BMW F87 M2C is I6 twin turbo with about 500 hp (has FBO and stage 1 remap)

My BMW E36/8 Z3 M Coupe is I6 NA with about 240 hp (S52 US spec)

My Audi 8Y RS3 is a turbo I5 with 401 hp

2016 F150 3.5 Ecoboost (365 HP)
2013 Mustang Boss 302 (444 HP)
1980 Mustang Cobra (132 HP)
DongFang RTB 250 (Venom Ghost)

Truly mogger cars Genuine question: can you not ascend through carmaxxing? I feel like foids would be really impressed by these cars

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

@NIGGER BOJANGLES would you agree with this tier for the US?

Pretty much

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

I also have three and a motorcycle.

2016 F150 3.5 Ecoboost (365 HP)
2013 Mustang Boss 302 (444 HP)
1980 Mustang Cobra (132 HP)
DongFang RTB 250 (Venom Ghost)

That twin turbo ecoboom is doing everything it can to not grenade itself each drive. Manufacturers need to start putting real engines in cars again that don’t need a shit ton of turbos to make power

 

[RandomGuy]

I will never have money

In my future I will be a homelesscel

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[psyop]

Truly mogger cars Genuine question: can you not ascend through carmaxxing? I feel like foids would be really impressed by these cars

Foids couldn’t care less bout what’s under the bonnet, they only care about ambient lighting and a panoramic roof

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

Foids couldn’t care less bout what’s under the bonnet

Definitely

Still, if you show up in a Mustang or BMW, I would expect foid panties to be dropping

 

[Icarus]

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Alibaba Group

 

[Chuddy McChud]

looksmaxxing normie is a stanced civic lol

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

looksmaxxing normie is a stanced civic lolView attachment 1449975

 

[TheCatMan]

That twin turbo ecoboom is doing everything it can to not grenade itself each drive. Manufacturers need to start putting real engines in cars again that don’t need a shit ton of turbos to make power

What are you talking about I have a first gen Ecoboost. I'm always seeing those hit 200k miles. I even have the 6 speed. If you change the oil every 5k miles Ecoboost are pretty reliable. Gen 2 has a cam phaser recall so that's a free repair. The only ones that blow up are the 1.5 because of coolant intrusion and ones that get 15k mile oil changes.

 

[TheCatMan]

Truly mogger cars Genuine question: can you not ascend through carmaxxing? I feel like foids would be really impressed by these cars

So my truck is my daily really nothing special. My '80 Mustang is slow as hell but very rare car so they wouldn't even know what it is. Now my Boss I could probably pick up girls with it but that's a collector car. I paid $34k for it and now I could get around $45k for it. I only put 1k miles on it in almost ten years.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

What are you talking about I have a first gen Ecoboost. I'm always seeing those hit 200k miles. I even have the 6 speed. If you change the oil every 5k miles Ecoboost are pretty reliable. Gen 2 has a cam phaser recall so that's a free repair. The only ones that blow up are the 1.5 because of coolant intrusion and ones that get 15k mile oil changes.

Ok good if it’s reliable but there is no way that 3.5 twin turbo in a full size truck with all the strain it’s under can possibly last as much as a naturally aspirated V8. Just not gonna happen because of how much harder it has to work

 

[AsiaCel]

I have a 0 hp car

humans can briefly reach 1.2 HP

 

[Lonelyus]

Horse power:

• 0-75 HP Subhuman
• 75-120 HP Normie
• 120-160 HP High-Tier Normie
• 160-200 HP Chadlite
• 200+ HP Chad
• 300+ HP Giga Chad

Engine configurations:

• I3 - Subhuman
• I4 - Normie
• I6, V6 - Chadlite
• V8, V10, V12 - Chad
• W16 - Ultra Giga Chad

@NIGGER BOJANGLES @SuperKanga.Belgrade @Mango @proudweeb @nice_try @Defetivecuckachu @Da_Yunez @zerozerozero @Chang.Beijing @TheCatMan

This isn't just about the car specifications themselves. Having an expensive performant car means money. Money means you are likely to attract women. The fact you have money likely means you have confidence, a better life, a better mood, better health, better everything

Forgot to tag me

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

Forgot to tag me

Brutal notag pill. I didn't know you were a carcel.

I mostly tagged carcels that I knew from https://incels.is/threads/vanilla-latte-megathread.610907/ and https://incels.is/threads/post-your-favorite-two-seater-car.670657/

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

7.5 litres (we put it in litres so it sounds like a fancy europeean engine)

That is a mogger engine litre!

Here is the incel tier car litre tier list with examples:

• Truecel tier: below 1.0 litre (Dacia Logan 0.9 TCe)
• Incel tier: 1.0 - 1.2 litre (Renault Clio 1.2 16V)
• Normie tier: 1.3 - 1.9 litre (Skoda Octavia 1.9 TDI)
• HTN tier: 2.0 - 2.5 litre (Volkswagen Passat 2.0 TDI)
• Chadlite tier: 2.6 - 3.0 litre (Audi A6 2.8 FSI V6)
• Chad tier: 3.0+ litre (Chevrolet Camaro 3.6 V6)
• Giga Chad tier: 4.0+ litre (Ford Mustang 4.6 V8)
• Ultra Giga Chad tier: 5.0+ litre (Dodge Challenger 5.7 V8)