im too depressed to get an accurate penis measurement

[bigblackman39]

so i tried measuring my penis for the first time today and i got so depressed while watching porn after realising that i'll never get to have sex with a cute girl that i couldnt get hard

 

[Luzifer]

YOU SHOULD CUT IT OFF AND THEN U CAN MEASURE THE EXACT LENGTH OF IT and then glue it on again IN COOKING MAMA 2

 

[bigblackman39]

YOU SHOULD CUT IT OFF AND THEN U CAN MEASURE THE EXACT LENGTH OF IT and then glue it on again IN COOKING MAMA 2

i should cut it off just so i can beat you across your gay face with it, fag

 

[bigblackman39]

YOU SHOULD CUT IT OFF AND THEN U CAN MEASURE THE EXACT LENGTH OF IT and then glue it on again IN COOKING MAMA 2

i'm making a touching thread here and youre laughing. If you were truecel like me and some other posters on this forum you would understand how brutal it can get

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

There'll be more chances. Keep a ruler close

 

[bigblackman39]

There'll be more chances. Keep a ruler close

hopefully, i masturbated my semi soft penis furiously so it will take time before my libido recharges

 

[jerkjocky]

so i tried measuring my penis for the first time today and i got so depressed while watching porn after realising that i'll never get to have sex with a cute girl that i couldnt get hard

god dont i fucking hate faggots like you with this gay cuckold pussy little bitch mindsets. fuck you are a pathetic little bitch holy shit

 

[bigblackman39]

god dont i fucking hate faggots like you with this gay cuckold pussy little bitch mindsets. fuck you are a pathetic little bitch holy shit

i could beat you up irl

 

[jerkjocky]

i could beat you up irl

i about imagine some weak little cuck crying about his cock while watching porn could do jack shit to me. keep crying bitch

 

[bigblackman39]

i about imagine some weak little cuck crying about his cock while watching porn could do jack shit to me. keep crying bitch

i'm taller, stronger, smarter and more mature than you are. I could kill you with one punch if i wanted to

 

[Incline]

go measure it bone pressed just dont fap for 5 days before u measure it easy

 

[jerkjocky]

i'm taller, stronger, smarter and more mature than you are. I could kill you with one punch if i wanted to

if that was true you wouldnt be crying about your cock to porn, youd be fucking hot women

 

[bigblackman39]

if that was true you wouldnt be crying about your cock to porn, youd be fucking hot women

my face is deformed, but it doesnt impact my fighting ability

id wreck you nerd

 

[PolnischeKartoffel]

If shorter or equal 5 inch (12.5cm) if erect
It nevER began

 

[Nihilistic Lowlife]

You never gonna use it anywyas

 

[jerkjocky]

my face is deformed, but it doesnt impact my fighting ability

id wreck you nerd

you talk alot of shit for someone who crys about their cock lmfao

 

[bigblackman39]

If shorter or equal 5 inch (12.5cm) if erect
It nevER began

Its around 14-14.5cm in length

 

[PolnischeKartoffel]

Its around 14-14.5cm in length

Mogs me brutally

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

mine is not even half an inch

 

[bigblackman39]

Mogs me brutally

How big is yours

 

[PolnischeKartoffel]

How big is yours

Disability - 4.5 inch / 11-12 cm, it depends on measurement

 

[Animecel2D]

You probably have a microdick anyway so best not to measure it unless you want to kys

 

[bigblackman39]

Disability - 4.5 inch / 11-12 cm, it depends on measurement

Brutal

You probably have a microdick anyway so best not to measure it unless you want to kys

Your mom didnt mind my soft dick the last time i fucked her (escortcelling so doesnt count as ascending, paid her in funkopops and walmart coupons)

 

[Animecel2D]

Brutal

Your mom didnt mind my soft dick the last time i fucked her (escortcelling so doesnt count as ascending, paid her in funkopops and walmart coupons)

 

[bigblackman39]

cry about it loser bitch nig

 

[Animecel2D]

cry about it loser bitch nig

Fucking incel retard kys

 

[bigblackman39]

Fucking incel retard kys

Fukying your mom

 

[Dregster]