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RageFuel I got extreme performance anxiety when I bought an escort

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I got erectile dysfunction when meeting an escort, first off this bitch catfished me but I was so desperate that I didnt care and when we started I couldnt get hard and I went to the bathroom and tried relaxing and non of it worked, ended up kicking her out, out of frustration and got drunk the entire week because I wanted to forget about this absolute embarrassment
 
dont give these holes money
 
dont give these holes money
exactly. a friend of mine, still truecel just a bit less cooked. found a medicated BPD from tinder that had taking virginity of ugly guys fetish. thats how "he ascended". if u wanna get laid even at least once, there are ways to do it without escort... .
 
If I hired an escort in my country I would be arrested and imprisoned for life due to my looks. (USA)
 
I got erectile dysfunction when meeting an escort, first off this bitch catfished me but I was so desperate that I didnt care and when we started I couldnt get hard and I went to the bathroom and tried relaxing and non of it worked, ended up kicking her out, out of frustration and got drunk the entire week because I wanted to forget about this absolute embarrassment
Alhamdulillah for being muslim instead being a west retard with stupid copes
 
It happened to me the first time I went to a red light district, It was pretty shady and ur sexual organs shut down when its not comfortable. It's weird nomatter how horny u are everyday. In an uncomfortable new situation u discover ur dick has a mind of its own. Nomatter how hard u try it won't get hard if ur nervous feeling anxious. My advice is stay away from porn, stop using ur hand. I did nofap for 2 months smoked a lil weed and the next time I went i was more comfortable and I got instantly hard when she gave me a bj. But i no longer fw escorts and brothels. I was lucky enough to find a massage parlour who would give u more service if u knew the owner, thankfully my college friend who is pretty good in networking he told me about this place and the girls working there are college girls who look to make extra money to fund their education. I had the best sex in massage parlours.
 
sorry but I loled.
 
She didnt even give me my money back, lost 300 euros just to be embarrassed and be given eternal trauma
Are you dumb? 300€ for what?

50€ not one bit more.

I wonder what the session would have cost of you actually fucked the bitch.
 
It happened to me the first time I went to a red light district, It was pretty shady and ur sexual organs shut down when its not comfortable. It's weird nomatter how horny u are everyday. In an uncomfortable new situation u discover ur dick has a mind of its own. Nomatter how hard u try it won't get hard if ur nervous feeling anxious. My advice is stay away from porn, stop using ur hand. I did nofap for 2 months smoked a lil weed and the next time I went i was more comfortable and I got instantly hard when she gave me a bj. But i no longer fw escorts and brothels. I was lucky enough to find a massage parlour who would give u more service if u knew the owner, thankfully my college friend who is pretty good in networking he told me about this place and the girls working there are college girls who look to make extra money to fund their education. I had the best sex in massage parlours.
I glad you've enjoyed it, man. My experiences just sucked in the end.
 
It happened to me the first time I went to a red light district, It was pretty shady and ur sexual organs shut down when its not comfortable. It's weird nomatter how horny u are everyday. In an uncomfortable new situation u discover ur dick has a mind of its own. Nomatter how hard u try it won't get hard if ur nervous feeling anxious. My advice is stay away from porn, stop using ur hand. I did nofap for 2 months smoked a lil weed and the next time I went i was more comfortable and I got instantly hard when she gave me a bj. But i no longer fw escorts and brothels. I was lucky enough to find a massage parlour who would give u more service if u knew the owner, thankfully my college friend who is pretty good in networking he told me about this place and the girls working there are college girls who look to make extra money to fund their education. I had the best sex in massage parlours.
I cant stop watching porn and this isnt the only time, I got escorts 2 more times and it was the same shit, even when I was more comfortable and was horny I couldnt get card, mind you I dont actually have ED and my dick works fine but when it came to having sex I get bad luck
 
Always take Viagra before.
 
Are you dumb? 300€ for what?

50€ not one bit more.

I wonder what the session would have cost of you actually fucked the bitch.
It was on an escort site and it was all the same price and you had to pay before, I was scammed and embarassed and catfished
 
I glad you've enjoyed it, man. My experiences just sucked in the end.
Ur supposed to feel her out and not worry about just penetrating her, when u stop pressuring urself to just lose ur virginity via penetration u will start enjoying. U have a woman ready to everything with u, suck her tits, rub her pussy. Don't kiss her tho lol it's obvious why. Ask her for a bj. U booked her she's supposed to satisfy you not the other way around. Ask her to rub her coochie on ur dick even if soft as u suck her tits when she's on top of u u will start getting hard and she will put it inside her. That's how I lost my virginity. Just enjoy the foids body
 
First time experience with your trauma load " im not suprised .

I would be very specific about woman because of porn already , over :feelsclown:

Then again Man being Picky is kinda a good thing .
 
I cant stop watching porn and this isnt the only time, I got escorts 2 more times and it was the same shit, even when I was more comfortable and was horny I couldnt get card, mind you I dont actually have ED and my dick works fine but when it came to having sex I get bad luck
U didn't even get hard during bj? My dick got hard asf when I started getting head and kinda softened mid penetration. We incels didn't grow up having sex in our teens as we were supposed to just got used to our hands and this is the reason why we suffer this kind of issues. I don't even enjoy getting handjobs because I got so used to my own rhythm of beating myself off but bjs work. U gotta cut porn
 
U didn't even get hard during bj? My dick got hard asf when I started getting head and kinda softened mid penetration. We incels didn't grow up having sex in our teens as we were supposed to just got used to our hands and this is the reason why we suffer this kind of issues. I don't even enjoy getting handjobs because I got so used to my own rhythm of beating myself off but bjs work. U gotta cut porn
the second escort I got gave me a hand job and I didnt feel a single thing and ended up staring at the ceiling and daydreaming, the third one actually gave me head but it was the same fucking thing, my dick did not work, with the third one I covered my eyes with my hands cuz I was crying out of embarrassment
 
the second escort I got gave me a hand job and I didnt feel a single thing and ended up staring at the ceiling and daydreaming, the third one actually gave me head but it was the same fucking thing, my dick did not work, with the third one I covered my eyes with my hands cuz I was crying out of embarrassment
How old are u bro
 
Never give whores money.
 
Nah viagra won't help unless u feel completely relaxed
It helps because it will make you hard when you get a bit excited looking/touching an escort.
 
It helps because it will make you hard when you get a bit excited looking/touching an escort.
Have u tried it? The viagra I took might have been too weak idk it was a long time ago during my early days of escortmaxxing
 
Lol no big deal ur still very young, i lost my virginity at 28 to an escort
I dont want to waste my money on escorts any longer, Im genuinely terrified of sex now because of these incidents, imagine if one day I get lucky and get a gf and this happens
 
I dont want to waste my money on escorts any longer, Im genuinely terrified of sex now because of these incidents, imagine if one day I get lucky and get a gf and this happens
Because u got traumatised u have to get over the fear or it could affect u more in the long run especially if u ever get a gf and ur mind brings back this trauma and ur dick will shut off again. I didn't succeed the first time I failed too but I made up my mind started working out regularly did nofap for 2 months n the next time I succeeded and I felt great. Maybe give it a break for few years. Try again at 22 or 24. Ik u can't stop watching porn but atleast stop watching porn which involves other men fucking the girl ur into. That actually harms ur brain more as it rewires ur system into becoming a cuck. Better to fap to pictures of just nude women but stop fapping daily tho
 
I got erectile dysfunction when meeting an escort, first off this bitch catfished me but I was so desperate that I didnt care and when we started I couldnt get hard and I went to the bathroom and tried relaxing and non of it worked, ended up kicking her out, out of frustration and got drunk the entire week because I wanted to forget about this absolute embarrassment
Nice pfp bro
 
exactly. a friend of mine, still truecel just a bit less cooked. found a medicated BPD from tinder that had taking virginity of ugly guys fetish. thats how "he ascended". if u wanna get laid even at least once, there are ways to do it without escort... .
wtf is this really true?
 
exactly. a friend of mine, still truecel just a bit less cooked. found a medicated BPD from tinder that had taking virginity of ugly guys fetish. thats how "he ascended". if u wanna get laid even at least once, there are ways to do it without escort... .
This is extremely rare tho, I have a better luck finding a diamond in river than to finding a foid in tinder with an ugly fetish jfl
 
Because u got traumatised u have to get over the fear or it could affect u more in the long run especially if u ever get a gf and ur mind brings back this trauma and ur dick will shut off again. I didn't succeed the first time I failed too but I made up my mind started working out regularly did nofap for 2 months n the next time I succeeded and I felt great. Maybe give it a break for few years. Try again at 22 or 24. Ik u can't stop watching porn but atleast stop watching porn which involves other men fucking the girl ur into. That actually harms ur brain more as it rewires ur system into becoming a cuck. Better to fap to pictures of just nude women but stop fapping daily tho
porn feels like nothing to me it feels like a chore now, even if I dont feel it my hands force me and I dont even get turned on, its basically self rape at this point, but I'll try again if I dont get a gf in the next years im gonna trya one more time and if I dont succeed I will rope
 
wtf is this really true?
yeah he didnt believe it either. until he gave her his phone and she hit him up. she told him "i like the face of surprise, genuine shock and almost disgust that ugly dudes make when i INDEED come to their home to fuck them like a promised... .". he showed me their DMs exchange as well. i hit her up too on tinder but she never responded.. this was 9 years ago.... .
 
yeah he didnt believe it either. until he gave her his phone and she hit him up. she told him "i like the face of surprise, genuine shock and almost disgust that ugly dudes make when i INDEED come to their home to fuck them like a promised... .". he showed me their DMs exchange as well. i hit her up too on tinder but she never responded.. this was 9 years ago.... .
damn if she still on tinder i wonder
 
This is extremely rare tho, I have a better luck finding a diamond in river than to finding a foid in tinder with an ugly fetish jfl
true. hyper-exception plus unstable/dangerous... .
 
damn if she still on tinder i wonder
yeah all sorts of crazy foids out there. once i met a fat-ophile. she had a chadlite first bf with a micro. and her next was a fatass but the first man that actually made her orgasm. and since dating him she had a secret fatman fetish. world out there is crazy.... .
 
yeah all sorts of crazy foids out there. once i met a fat-ophile. she had a chadlite first bf with a micro. and her next was a fatass but the first man that actually made her orgasm. and since dating him she had a secret fatman fetish. world out there is crazy.... .
yea but still impossible for there ever to be a girl who would ascend with me literally zero chance
 
exactly. a friend of mine, still truecel just a bit less cooked. found a medicated BPD from tinder that had taking virginity of ugly guys fetish. thats how "he ascended". if u wanna get laid even at least once, there are ways to do it without escort... .
This isn’t possible
 
This isn’t possible
yes it is. but bpd and medicated college dropout ho. she was kinda mid too, especially the face. but tight body cause only 23... .
 
She didnt even give me my money back, lost 300 euros just to be embarrassed and be given eternal trauma
you should have used the time that you bought!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Moron! Infuriating! How much time did 300 euros get you?

ended up kicking her out
so the escort visited your place? That is a mistake! She can leave whenever she wants, even call the police or threaten to do so. Inviting the escort to your place gives the woman even more power, DO NOT EVER DO THAT!!! Also, now she knows where you live, which means police can catch you. Unlike if you visit an escort, and don't tell your real name, use only prepaid phone-connection paid with cash (not any card). If you visit her place, you must leave to end the session. So at least more guarantee that the meeting does not end prematurely, because the escort left too early or right after getting her money.
 
yes it is. but bpd and medicated college dropout ho. she was kinda mid too, especially the face. but tight body cause only 23... .
The guy wasn’t an incel and isn’t as ugly as your making it out to be
 
This isn’t possible
its a big world boyo. im a truecel that lived almost 4 decades and even saw the ancient form of the internet. met many mentalcel whores... .
 
its a big world boyo. im a truecel that lived almost 4 decades and even saw the ancient form of the internet. met many mentalcel whores... .
then why am I still an incel and not having sex with mentally unstable hoes
 
The guy wasn’t an incel and isn’t as ugly as your making it out to be
in bones he was like the norwegian youtuber guy who eventually got a latina gf, but shorter and a bit fatter.
 
then why am I still an incel and not having sex with mentally unstable hoes
because you havent spent literally deca-thousands of hoursr on OG omegle, tumblr and obscure bdsm and paraphilia forums and spaces like i did. like with autistic persistence. for decades.
 
Lol no big deal ur still very young, i lost my virginity at 28 to an escort
I've browsed escort sites daily (because every day the selection changes exactly at mid-night) since being 28 years old, still have not visited even once!
 
Are you dumb? 300€ for what?

50€ not one bit more.

I wonder what the session would have cost of you actually fucked the bitch.
Where do you get pussy for 50 euros? In Spain last time I checked, but maybe prices have risen there since then.
 
Where do you get pussy for 50 euros? In Spain last time I checked, but maybe prices have risen there since then.
I meant 50€ for calling her but not doing the deed, if she asks 300€ for sex. lol

He could not even fuck, so why oay full price?

Also, I have no idea why you all are paying so much.

During my time 50€ was normal.

But maybe inflation is that broootal.
 

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