What lies have you told your friends about not being able to to get a gf ?

[DISASTER]

For me, since the age of 12-13 i was trying hard to get a girl but no results, i have done some things that are irreverible to say the least, i got exposed one time for trying to get a fat ugly bitch and she rejected me, i played it as ooh we study with each other, alot of lies i was telling my friends, i also tried saying i dont chase girls anymore after realising it was over for me, and i stoped trying but the simp was still in me even when i got to university
Now i just say i get girls but i dont give details lying lying, why would it be so hard to get a normal experience like having love in your life

 

[nihilum]

I don’t have friends. I can’t relate.

 

[SubhumanOldcel]

None of them asked me such things, I only used to hang out with truecels in internet cafes.

 

[poorenglishcel]

No friends n shieet

 

[tired as fuck]

when I still had normie friends, I never lied about it.

 

[amiannoying]

I don’t have friends. I can’t relate.

 

[The Wolf]

Almost 30 and don't have IRL friends...
Never had any.

 

[DISASTER]

when I still had normie friends, I never lied about it.

Guess i was trying hard to fit in

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

I don’t have friends. I can’t relate.

 

[She Does Not Exist]

I don’t have friends. I can’t relate.

 

[God of the NewWorld]

For me, since the age of 12-13 i was trying hard to get a girl but no results, i have done some things that are irreverible to say the least, i got exposed one time for trying to get a fat ugly bitch and she rejected me, i played it as ooh we study with each other, alot of lies i was telling my friends, i also tried saying i dont chase girls anymore after realising it was over for me, and i stoped trying but the simp was still in me even when i got to university
Now i just say i get girls but i dont give details lying lying, why would it be so hard to get a normal experience like having love in your life

They've certainly told me lies like my posture being bad, my hair being badly groomed and me "acting weird"

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

since the age of 12-13

What's wrong with kids these days?
Just enjoy your childhood

Apart from that, I haven't had any friends since childhood.

 

[DISASTER]

What's wrong with kids these days?
Just enjoy your childhood

Apart from that, I haven't had any friends since childhood.

Those are the years that you try to experience love, its middle school you try to associate with the opposite gender, that adolecense not childhood

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Those are the years that you try to experience love, its middle school you try to associate with the opposite gender, that adolecense not childhood

I wasn't interested in this nonsense before I was about 15. However, I'm 37 now.
Those were different times back then, when children were still allowed to be children.

 

[tired as fuck]

Guess i was trying hard to fit in

maybe, I mean, I don't judge. When I saw that they didn't see me as a friend but a jester, I cut them off.

 

[DISASTER]

I wasn't interested in this nonsense before I was about 15. However, I'm 37 now.
Those were different times back then, when children were still allowed to be children.

Yeah social media played a big part in that change you are right we had different times

 

[DISASTER]

maybe, I mean, I don't judge. When I saw that they didn't see me as a friend but a jester, I cut them off.

Thats great wish i have done the same, i had zero awareness

 

[tired as fuck]

Thats great wish i have done the same, i had zero awareness

it's fine brocel don't torture yourself over it

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Yeah social media played a big part in that change you are right we had different times

I feel sorry for the boys of today.
They're confronted with all this crap way too early. Even with all that LGBT filth. That kind of thing didn't exist back then.
You could be a kid and play video games or something.
Nowadays they talk about looksmaxing, redpill stuff, moneymaxing, etc., and they're only 13 or 14 years old.

Fuck these sick times

 

[tired as fuck]

I feel sorry for the boys of today.
They're confronted with all this crap way too early. Even with all that LGBT filth. That kind of thing didn't exist back then.
You could be a kid and play video games or something.
Nowadays they talk about looksmaxing, redpill stuff, moneymaxing, etc., and they're only 13 or 14 years old.

Fuck these sick times

toddlers are brainrotted every day by ipad millennial parents man

 

[DISASTER]

I feel sorry for the boys of today.
They're confronted with all this crap way too early. Even with all that LGBT filth. That kind of thing didn't exist back then.
You could be a kid and play video games or something.
Nowadays they talk about looksmaxing, redpill stuff, moneymaxing, etc., and they're only 13 or 14 years old.

Fuck these sick times

Wise words man

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Wise words man

 

[introvertloner]

no friends to start with

 

[She Does Not Exist]

I wasn't interested in this nonsense before I was about 15. However, I'm 37 now.
Those were different times back then, when children were still allowed to be children.

Delusional, I'm 34, I'm KHHV because I missed the train, most girls in my school 20 years ago already had kissed one guy back then.

If you missed your experience in school you won't know how to perform today, especially since everything is internet-only, so approaching women today is not even close to how it was in school.

As a 37 man posting here you admit you never had a chance, which is my case.

 

[DCI Gene Hunt]

I miss the days when I had friends. Anyway, I was just open with them that I thought I was too ugly and poor.

 

[TrueLeagueCel]

Talking to blue pilled and sex haver normie friends about failing to get women is a waste of time anyway, because they'll just give the same just world fallacy bs and invalidate your actual experience.

 

[Renegade#1]

only fakecels have friends

 

[georgemaxxing]

What's wrong with kids these days?
Just enjoy your childhood

Apart from that, I haven't had any friends since childhood.

aint shit to enjoy these days

 

[swagdisease400]

I don't have friends besides some normies that put up with me enough to let me hang around them

They've never asked my why I don't have a girlfriend because it's pretty obvious to tell by looking at my face and height

 

[DISASTER]

I don't have friends besides some normies that put up with me enough to let me hang around them

They've never asked my why I don't have a girlfriend because it's pretty obvious to tell by looking at my face and height

 

[Mr.Breb]

i dont have friends right now
I had "friends" in the past (early teenage) but never talked much about it

 

[TooSomething]

I feel sorry for the boys of today.
They're confronted with all this crap way too early. Even with all that LGBT filth. That kind of thing didn't exist back then.
You could be a kid and play video games or something.
Nowadays they talk about looksmaxing, redpill stuff, moneymaxing, etc., and they're only 13 or 14 years old.

Fuck these sick times

I used to play with toy cars until 14, tbh. Video games have been a part of my life since six though.

I've gotten a knock-off Nintendo back then. But yeah, even with video games we've spent most of the time outside, playing hide and seek, fishing, exploring everything, getting into trouble, playing soccer, basketball and other sports and much more.

We were still kids.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

I used to play with toy cars until 14, tbh. Video games have been a part of my life since six though.

I've gotten a knock-off Nintendo back then. But yeah, even with video games we've spent most of the time outside, playing hide and seek, fishing, exploring everything, getting into trouble, playing soccer, basketball and other sports and much more.

We were still kids.

Genau. Bei mir war es relativ ähnlich.
Eine herrliche unbeschwerte Kindheit ohne diesen ganzen Scheiß. Diesen Druck, bereits mit 13/14 Jahren looksmaxxen zu müssen und sich darüber den Kopf zu zerbrechen, einen Haufen Geld anzuhäufen, um Erfolg bei den Muschis zu haben.
Und mit 16 wollen sich einige Jungs dann bereits das Leben nehmen usw.
Das ist doch einfach nur krank.