I'm thinking of going on Tinder with misleading pics ... GTFIH lemme know what you think

[rotting-alone]

I've never tried any form of online dating because I've heard nothing but horror stories. Tinder is a wasteland for men where only the 6"3 models survive.

But I'm thinking of trying some misleading tactics. Not posting pictures of a Chad, obviously. Not even photoshopping my pictures. Just posting pictures of myself and

Just hiding my subhumanity through basic tricks:

• Beard to hide my weak jaw and chubby cheeks
• glasses to hide my awful eye area
• heavy angle frauding so I look less grotesque, looking at the camera in such a way where my face looks narrow and defined
• sucking in my cheeks so I look less rotund

Wonder if this'll get me some dates or something. The girl can't say I catfished her because those pictures were of me and are recent.

 

[BlackPillUNC]

I don't think it will work honestly. If you're gonna be attractive to a girl, you don't have to use tricks in your pictures. Tricks don't work.

You have nothing to lose though. You should try it. I mean, you're here, so you should already expect to get 0 matches. What happens if you get one?

 

[deathgreetsmeslow]

You will get some matches. I've gotten matches from absolute hambeasts or 2/10 roasties with 3 kids looking for betabux. And thats after swiping through 500+ girls.

 

[rotting-alone]

You have nothing to lose though. You should try it.

You're right. Totally right.

 

[mylifeistrash]

It will get you dates you pay for and get no sex

 

[BlackPillUNC]

Haha the girl you posted is pretty hot to someone who has had as much sex as I have (fucking none). Expect a girl one quarter her PSL, and you might be able to pump and dump it if your carefully crafted pics are pristine.

 

[Robtical]

Add in some photoshop too while you're at it. The rosties do it all the time.

 

[shoegazer]

Just go for it. As someone above me said, if you're here, you've got nothing to lose on Tinder. As someone who used it in the past, I can say that that app really does bring together the worst of femoids, but the worst thing that can happen is that you get zero matches.

 

[BlackPillUNC]

I've never messaged a girl. I can honestly say I've never gotten better than a 2/10, I'll see if I have some pics. This one asian chick I matched with looked like an aliencel.

Banging a skinny asian aliencel would have been an accomplishment.

Honestly if you match with ANYTHING that has a natural vagina and isn't an absolute landwhale, you should be fucking it.

 

[thetruecelibate]

You will get some matches. I've gotten matches from absolute hambeasts or 2/10 roasties with 3 kids looking for betabux. And thats after swiping through 500+ girls.

My friend who is a normie got only two landwhales. He's 6'5 and even he only got 1 match out of 200. IF A NORMIE CANT EVEN GET A MATCH THEN it's really over for us.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

I've never tried any form of online dating

HAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS SITE IS FULL OF MENTALCELS.

 

[rotting-alone]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS SITE IS FULL OF MENTALCELS.

How does "not trying Tinder = mentalcel?"

 

[rotting-alone]

Haha the girl you posted is pretty hot to someone who has had as much sex as I have (fucking none). Expect a girl one quarter her PSL, and you might be able to pump and dump it if your carefully crafted pics are pristine.

Posts like these are discouraging as fuck. Not complaining, just stating. This is why it's truly over for me.

Too socially anxious and shy to be out in the real world trying to date girls. Online dating can't be a saviour because the reality is only 6"3 Chads get anything from Tinder. Fuck this life. I'm gonna try this Tinder shit but honestly I'd rather just escortcel.

 

[BlackPillUNC]

Posts like these are discouraging as fuck. Not complaining, just stating. This is why it's truly over for me.

Too socially anxious and shy to be out in the real world trying to date girls. Online dating can't be a saviour because the reality is only 6"3 Chads get anything from Tinder. Fuck this life. I'm gonna try this Tinder shit but honestly I'd rather just escortcel.

Don't be discouraged. You also cannot expect good results if you are here and not LARPing. You should always try, but you can only expect so much good fortune.

The hardest pill for me to swallow was the "I'm not good enough to even get an ethnic landwhale to fuck me" pill.

Im not even attracted to ethnic landwhales, but I couldn't even get them if I wanted.

 

[The End]

Did you pump and dump some fat chubby?

I wouldn't mind doing that.

I'm ready to fuck that level of girl. That's how desperate I am.

That girl is way WAY above my minimum.

By the way, I've tried all kind of 'tricks' to make myself look more attractive in pictures. Some people did a study, and they found that taking high quality photos didn't influence the number of matches/messages a person got. In other words a gross selfie in a public toilet of a Chad is infinitely better than a modelling photo of a normal guy.

But go ahead and try. What have you go to lose?

 

[rotting-alone]

That girl is way WAY above my minimum.

yeah, mine too. I guess I was really overestimating myself when I posted that.

I'm ready to fuck this type. Fat white trash.

I'm just not ready for this level yet

 

[BlackPillUNC]

You can do it. I have faith if you swipe for 6 months, you will find one of her caliber that will fuck you.

 

[The End]

yeah, mine too. I guess I was really overestimating myself when I posted that.

I'm ready to fuck this type. Fat white trash.

I'm just not ready for this level yet

At a certain point it's not about how bad a girl looks, but about how desperate they are. For instance the girl on the bottom may rather be with no one than you, while the one on top could be a slut who'll go out with anyone willing to take her to Mickey D's.

From my experience anyway.

You can do it. I have faith if you swipe for 6 months, you will find one of her caliber that will fuck you.

This sounds about right. Just swipe 'yes' on everyone, be willing to go through a lot of bullshit with women that will stop messaging you suddenly, and be willing to travel far and spend money. You may have to drive to another state several times, buying her shit each time, just for the opportunity to maybe get the chance to harpoon a land-whale. (actual experience)

 

[Deleted member 236]

Did you pump and dump some fat chubby?

I wouldn't mind doing that.

I'm ready to fuck that level of girl. That's how desperate I am.

I'd fuck Lena Dunham if she wasn't Lena Dunham.

 

[redpillking]

I doubt any sort of 'angle frauding' will get you a slim girl, even for a short coffee date. I'm a 5/10 and 6'4, and I tried every trick in the book:
-fake Job
-MySpace angles
-sunglasses
-good lighting

It will look UNCANNY VALLEY the more you try and fraud with photoshop and angles, women can get away with it because men are too desperate to care about the blatant overuse of makeup and photoshop.

Plus I wouldn't worry about the morals of you looking different than your pictures, women literally catfish some guys with pics of them 300lbs lighter.

Also At least if she's forced to hang out with you you still have a chance if you live close to the place you're meeting her.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

How does "not trying Tinder = mentalcel?"

How can you even call yourself an incel if you haven't made an effort yet? At most you're a volcel.

 

[uglylifematters]

I don't think it will work honestly. If you're gonna be attractive to a girl, you don't have to use tricks in your pictures. Tricks don't work.

You have nothing to lose though. You should try it. I mean, you're here, so you should already expect to get 0 matches. What happens if you get one?

 

[redpillking]

Edit* hopefully by glasses you mean sunglasses. Being visually impaired drops you by a point and a bit

 

[rotting-alone]

Rope. Just rope.

 

[rotting-alone]

Update: so last night i tried tinder and okcupid and swiped right on 50 girls. Nothing happened as of yet.

Either I need to give it more time...or it's over...

 

[TheRealChincel]

Lena Dunham...Ick!

 

[maynarde]

Well, if you seriously want to transform yourself.

Become a hard ass weight lifting masculine guy in real life

Then, post pics doing guy things, motorcycles, etc.

You dont have to be good looking but you gotta be masculine

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

lol at you overthinking about this shit while the roastie cakes her face and doesn’t give a shit about what you think

 

[blackcel]

Just do what you think will work. Normies try to guilt you into doing stupid shit to better their chances.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

lol at you overthinking about this shit while the roastie cakes her face and doesn’t give a shit about what you think

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

It will get you dates you pay for and get no sex

 

[oldoldold]

Update: so last night i tried tinder and okcupid and swiped right on 50 girls. Nothing happened as of yet.

Either I need to give it more time...or it's over...

You're 22? That's tough, chicks mostly care about looks at that age.
I can tell you what I have seen work for us old-sters in 40+ crowd FWIW

1. Put up the BEST pics of yourself as long as it is actually you. Chicks put up really deceptive pics of themselves.
2. Use Match.com. POF chicks are rode hard and put away wet. Do not know anything about Tinder
3. Read chicks' profiles, see what they want.
4. Swiping is not worth sh!t. You need to write, and reference something in their profile.
5. Keep it light at first.

Saw a colleague, 42 years old, who was a five star Incel, hopeless, would have bet money on him failing, use this stuff: he got two dates who I saw in person and they were ok, and then a GF (who I never saw)

 

[rotting-alone]

You're 22? That's tough, chicks mostly care about looks at that age.
I can tell you what I have seen work for us old-sters in 40+ crowd FWIW

1. Put up the BEST pics of yourself as long as it is actually you. Chicks put up really deceptive pics of themselves.
2. Use Match.com. POF chicks are rode hard and put away wet. Do not know anything about Tinder
3. Read chicks' profiles, see what they want.
4. Swiping is not worth sh!t. You need to write, and reference something in their profile.
5. Keep it light at first.

Saw a colleague, 42 years old, who was a five star Incel, hopeless, would have bet money on him failing, use this stuff: he got two dates who I saw in person and they were ok, and then a GF (who I never saw)

Will try this. Thanks.

 

[Hunter]

cope.

 

[blackletcel]

kek

 

[E.C.C.O]

IIRC, Ryo tried this and it failed spectacularly

 

[Scott Norman]

Why don't you just keep a tinder up at all times and just swipe til you hit the limit once a day? It's not like it eats up that much time - you're bound to get a few matches eventually unless you can't mog blackops2cel

 

[Barry]

If you aren't cheating at online dating then you are 100% wasting your time.

Fucking take angled pictures and hire some indian dude to photoshop you to the point where you've got plausible deniability but look basically nothing like you.

fucking lie in your description. Put "I'm six foot five, a self-made millionaire and I love travelling to five star hotels. I'm also a bit of a joker."

then if you actually get a date, be like, "sorry I was obviously joking"

THIS IS WHAT GIRLS DO.

 

[Weed]

Do it for validation, not for dates because if you show up on a date and look different it's over for you, she will send FBI on you