Based I'm the laziest man on Earth

[zangano1]

No one is lazier and more useless than me

 

[Lonelyus]

No one is lazier and more useless than me

I sit in a chair 24/7, Try and beat that!

 

[zangano1]

I sit in a chair 24/7, Try and beat that!

I lay in my bed

 

[Med Anime]

ok good 4 u i guess.
i would be lazy if i was rotting joblessly.

 

[Lonelyus]

I lay in my bed

I am on my computer

 

[suicidecase]

I definitely beat you. I've barely moved in 15 years. I live like a lion. I eat, shit, fap and sleep.

Today I got up, ate, fapped, showered and went back to bed.