I'm so lazy I've transcended procrastination. I must do things right away or I am tortured by the idea that I have something to do.

[Deleted member 7448]

Even if it's a week away, it haunts me. The idea that I have something to do and I can't just rot in bed is stressful.

So I just do things right away. Although I do it half-assed, of course. Actually I started this system long ago, even in highschool. But then at a certain point I went back to vanilla procrastination. Actually during my first degree, the one that I dropped out of, I procrastinated so hard I got blackout drunk on 1 (or even 2 sometimes) bottles of vodka a day for an entire fucking semester. Didn't attend 1 class I think, maybe just 1 project.

Anyway, now I'm back to my lazy system of doing everything right away so I can get it out of my mind. Otherwise it's torture. Even just knowing I have to get a haircut a week from now is fucking torture, so I cut my own hair. Although I'm lazy even there, I just take the shortest clippers and go nuts. Not a smart idea when your head is full of pimples, I look like I've got herpes all over my head, it's all red and shit.

 

[micropenis29]

Actually during my first degree, the one that I dropped out of, I procrastinated so hard I got blackout drunk on 1 (or even 2 sometimes) bottles of vodka a day for an entire fucking semester. Didn't attend 1 class I think, maybe just 1 project.

That sounds like a lot of fun.

Although I must admit I've never been blackout drunk, I do regret going to school as a youngcel instead of getting hammered all day every day.

 

[Deleted member 7448]

That sounds like a lot of fun.

Although I must admit I've never been blackout drunk, I do regret going to school as a youngcel instead of getting hammered all day every day.

Haha, it's fun at first but then it gets really, really dark. I fucked my life up in 50 different ways, I still pay the price.