Serious I'm gonna rope with fesikh

[tehgymcel420]

Fesikh is a type of salted rotten fish from Egypt, I am specialized in preparing it. I am thinking about eating so much fesikh that the salt dehydrates my body, turning me into a mummy. Essentially roping with fesikh, should I go through with it?

 

[Truecelcel]

jesterpilled death

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

There must be some sort of chemical mummification, wrap yourself in cloth put on a brass crown and some gyppo jewelry and turn yourself into a cool mummy for the world to observe, you would be in every medical book

 

[weaselbomber]

I think that your body would vomit it out as a reaction like it does with any sort of food that begins to damage you

 

[WuhanFriedPuppies]

Fesikh is a type of salted rotten fish from Egypt, I am specialized in preparing it. I am thinking about eating so much fesikh that the salt dehydrates my body, turning me into a mummy. Essentially roping with fesikh, should I go through with it?

 

[tehgymcel420]

There must be some sort of chemical mummification, wrap yourself in cloth put on a brass crown and some gyppo jewelry and turn yourself into a cool mummy for the world to observe, you would be in every medical book

Buddhists do something similar, that's where I got the idea from.

Sokushinbutsu - Wikipedia

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[Indari]

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[tehgymcel420]

become a skydiver its much more exciting

Don't you need money for that?

 

[nystagmuscel]

Dehydration takes days and can be easily reversed if you’re found.

 

[Friezacel]

Seems like a slow and painful death

 

[Antifem Lord]

 

[tehgymcel420]

Dehydration takes days and can be easily reversed if you’re found.

Even if you don't drink water?

 

[Backpaincel]

I am specialized in preparing it

over for fishcels

 

[ilieknothing]

Will you rope after Halloween so you can give fesikh to children who trick or treat?

 

[tehgymcel420]

Will you rope after Halloween so you can give fesikh to children who trick or treat?

I should wait till after Christmas so I can deliver fesikh to all the children of the world.

 

[BPJ]

lmao!

 

[tehgymcel420]

over for fishcels

 

[UnluckyCell]

Sounds like a painful, slow and uncertain death... But good luck.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Wouldn't that count as ascension?

Fesikhpill

 

[Backpaincel]

 

[tehgymcel420]

Wouldn't that count as ascension?

Fesikhpill

How?

 

[deucegigalo]

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[nystagmuscel]

Even if you don't drink water?

I once didn’t drink any water for three days. It was at high elevation, and I was drink a lot of coffee, both of which dehydrate you faster. I had some dizziness and some killer body aches, but I never even lost consciousness, and the second I drank water again I was completely fine.