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Discussion If you had the monkey's paw, would you wish for a girlfriend?

Monkey's paw girlfriend?


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"... he introduces them to a mummified monkey's paw. He explains how an old fakir has placed a spell on the paw, so that it will grant three wishes but only with hellish consequences as punishment for tampering with fate."

As I understand the wishes are usually granted but with some kind of horrible twist.

Here's the full Wikipedia page:


I'd think that most people here will know the story :)
 
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Id yeet that trash into the ocean, I don't need more insidious jew shit fucking me over
 
I would tell SpongeBob to stop selling candy in Memphis :lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
I would be tempted to but obviously it would be something stupid like transforming into an animal with a "girlfriend"
 
@Regenerator is really brave, lol
 
What are you talking about?
 
First wish: being a baby again without memory from current life
Second wish: being born with Gigachad genetics
Third wish: that i dont suffer any consequences from the monkeys paw
 
First wish: being a baby again without memory from current life
Second wish: being born with Gigachad genetics
Third wish: that i dont suffer any consequences from the monkeys paw

lol nice third wish XD

What are you talking about?

A number of different series and probably movies have done their own versions of this story. The ones that spring to mind for me are Inside No. 9, Are Your Afraid Of The Dark and The Simpsons. I think The Twilight Zone did too.


View: https://youtu.be/IOOiTTl1LhU



View: https://youtu.be/eXrq7q5VspI

And... the silly one that would probably be best for someone who was about 13!


View: https://youtu.be/f43hy1x0ni4

OK now I expect you to watch them ALL! ... just kidding ofc :D
 
It could give me a girlfriend and add no other side effects and I’d still consider that to be torture
 

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