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Serious If you had magical powers what kind of spells/hexes would you put on you enemies?

tehgymcel420

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Last night I fantasized about turning people into living fesikhs

This had me thinking, if you had magical powers, what are some fun things you'd do to your enemies? Here are some more:

Teleporting them to Zabbaleen ( 0Energy0Happyness @0Energy0Happyness )

Turn them into sand niggers (might be too op)

Making their breath permanently smell like fesikh

Making them have to eat fermented fish for every meal or else they die

What are some more?
 
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whatever is most amusing to me such as




freezing time and putting them into positions where they will get hurt when time resumes

turning them into disgusting and painful creatures :fuk:


using a pain spell on them:feelsmage:
 
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Why not just use your magic to make a gf

If that's not possible then mind control would be the next best thing
 
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i would probably do a minuplation on every foid that looks like a hentai girl i mean like big natural tits and a nice ass
make her suck me off and let me and brocels gang her
 
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summon a curry gang to rape women
 
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Make a woman infatuated with me to the point that she will never leave me.
 
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Deranged n crimson said:
i would probably do a minuplation on every foid that looks like a hentai girl i mean like big natural tits and a nice ass
make her suck me off and let me and brocels gang her
I would rather make them ugly.
 
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Turn them into incels
 
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Hell said:
Turn them into incels
This. Because it would stun them, turn them into shells of their former selves.
 
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Turn their blood into gasoline and light it with a fireball
 
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tehgymcel420 said:
Last night I fantasized about turning people into living fesikhs

This had me thinking, if you had magical powers, what are some fun things you'd do to your enemies? Here are some more:

Teleporting them to Zabbaleen ( 0Energy0Happyness @0Energy0Happyness )

Turn them into sand niggers (might be too op)

Making their breath permanently smell like fesikh

Making them have to eat fermented fish for every meal or else they die

What are some more?
Wow, OP actually has something in common with basic bitches
 
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SlayerSlayer said:
Wow, OP actually has something in common with basic bitches
What?
 
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make my enemies get recessed chins and bug eyes
 
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turn anyone into a literal curry
 
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nidus said:
turn anyone into a literal curry
Like a bowl of curry?
 
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tehgymcel420 said:
Like a bowl of curry?
yes. then i will feed it to thirdworldcels
 
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If I had magical powers I would make every user of this forum chads.
Then I would make every single "x"pill denier get destroyed in the category they deny (example: height pill denier? tomorrow you wake up as a 5' man)
Also I would make every single user of IT unable to experience any kind of joy whatsoever.

Ngl I would have a lot of fun :feelsautistic:
 
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If I could cast spells on people to harm them, I'd probably just suck them into black holes tbh. There ain't no armor to protect against that. Other than that, I'd either fly or teleport around mainly.
 
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A power where I could hijack there mind.
 
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I'd turn them into midgets. That would be funny:feelsLSD:
 
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Turn all curries white and all whites are curries. All manlets tall and tallfags into manlets.
 
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Transcended Trucel said:
Turn all curries white and all whites are curries. All manlets tall and tallfags into manlets.
Based :feelshaha:
 
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Tsukuyomi Genjetsu
 
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Dragon balls
 
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tehgymcel420 said:
Last night I fantasized about turning people into living fesikhs

This had me thinking, if you had magical powers, what are some fun things you'd do to your enemies? Here are some more:

Teleporting them to Zabbaleen ( 0Energy0Happyness @0Energy0Happyness )

Turn them into sand niggers (might be too op)

Making their breath permanently smell like fesikh

Making them have to eat fermented fish for every meal or else they die

What are some more?
tehgymcel is really starting to fantasymax in recent postings. first the carpets now this. been having vivid dreams recently?
 
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everyone would be my disposed p-zombie at hand who's enchanted by me ergo following all my orders as I dict.
 
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Broly said:
Dragon balls
What would you wish for?

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tehgymcel is really starting to fantasymax in recent postings. first the carpets now this. been having vivid dreams recently?
You're a 2017cel but you haven't been active?
 
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tehgymcel420 said:
What would you wish for?
the ability to manipulate reality
 
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tehgymcel420 said:
What would you wish for?


You're a 2017cel but you haven't been active?
I was in hibernation
 
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The ability "Chain Jail" of a character named Kurapika.

 
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I would make them ugly, short, fat and make their breath smell like rotten corpses, also I would make their girlfriends fall in love with me, just for them to suffer
 
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no enemies here
 
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