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Discussion If you had a genie, what would your 3 wishes be?

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Mine will be,
1-all the chads and pretty boys turn gay and love being raped from behind
2- Women will be intelligent humans and will love to fuck incels.
3- All incels deserve to be millionaires with beautiful, faithful virgins as wives.
 
Reset the universe
 
To grow 10cm, that's it.
 
-Immorality with the added benefit of choosing when I want to die so that I’m not floating in space for several septillion years

-Mind control

-Teleportation to anywhere in the universe I want, when I want.
 
1. Being NT

2. Biological immortality

3. Being able to modify my physiology to adapt to different environments, biomes including regeneration of bodyparts.
 
Idk the normal genie rules so assuming I can wish for anything, it'd be:

£1,000,000,000

My oneitis to be my gf

Cameron Brink to also be my gf
 
1.Having a hot,9/10 face, with nice personality girlfriend who loves and fuck with me always.

2.Being chad

3.Being rich
 
1: kill all male feminists/white knights

2: ban cuckitt

3: become chad
 
1) become chad
2) become rich
3) make the rest if the world's population ugly
 
1. Immortality.
2. Limitless reality-manipulation.
3. The ability to mind-control as many sentient beings as I want from any distance.

I would then merge the entire world into a massive empire for me to rule over, where incels are appointed as ministers and generals and I live inside a palace with a harem of enslaved foids that have been mind-raped to worship me.

Using my powers, I would also make everyone who has ever wronged me immortal as well and torture them for eternity.
 
1. To be permanently killed (will never be reincarnated ever again)
2. The creation of a inescapable biblical hell
3. Damn everyone to said hell for funnies
 
1. A harem of Stacies and all my past crushes/oneitis in their primes

2. After one month of pleasure I ask for superhuman intelligence and knowledge, to evaluate what would be best to wish for for the last wish

3. If the endless wisdom, IQ and research on the nature of the universe don't make me change my mind, the last wish would be to make every human being die in a painful way, and then erase all life from the universe to prevent consciousness from reappearing.
 
1: TND
2: TID
3: TAD
 
1) Make me a virgin again.
2) A virgin gf who loves me and I find attractive.
3) Wealth.

I don't need superpowers. I have no interest in saving the world nor destroying it. I just would want a fulfilling love life.
 
1.) Stop the rotation of the Earth for 4 seconds.

2.) Read above

3.) Read above
 
Be neurotypical, more tough and better looking as my new genetics

Restart my life with those genetics

Know what happens after death
 
1. An avocado ranch crispy chicken burrito from Taco Bell
2. A can of diet pepsi
3. idk, I guess I would just give it away
 
Reborn, Famous actor appearance 6'5, richest person on earth.
 
1. Abolish age of consent laws
2. Oneitis falls in love with me
3. All traces of the COVID vaccine are removed from my body
 
Can I have the first wish to have unlimited wishes?
 
Have my intelligence scaled up to 7 std. above the mean across all domains.
Be scaled up to 7ft tall whilst maintaining current proportions.
Become immortal until I wish to die.
 
1. Repeal the 19th amendment of the United States.
2. Make AI sex girlfriend bots and artifical wombs real.
3. Give me all the powers (with no drawbacks) of Regulus Corneas.
 
1) transform me into a Chad
2) make everyone in this world forget i ever existed
3) isekai me to fantasy anime land
 
1) Have time freezing super power. Use it to live as long as I want, use it to kill off anyone I want in roblox, use it to have sex with 4 billion different women.
 
Make me peak physical body
Make me emperor of the incel empire
Make incels chads and chads incel
 
Mine will be,
1-all the chads and pretty boys turn gay and love being raped from behind
2- Women will be intelligent humans and will love to fuck incels.
3- All incels deserve to be millionaires with beautiful, faithful virgins as wives.
Killing all faggots and troons
Hot loyal Stacy wife for me
Receiving a decent money every month without having to work.
 
kill everyone
destroy this world
never allow any form life to grow ever again
 
1. Have superpowers
2. Become a one world dictator
3. Enslave foids
 
wish for a million more wishes
 
1. Unlimited money
2. Power to seduce any woman
3. Be able to fly
 
10-100 million dollars
A cute girlfriend that loves me and never age, (Stays 18 forever)
Free acess to the armys military so i can play with it and ride a tank.
 
1. Become chad
2. make all girls attracted to me and have sex with me 24/7
3. Ascend to another plane of experience when I feel bored.
 
wish for a million more wishes
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1. Be 6’5 Chad
2. Rich
3. Immunity to hedonic adaptation
 
1. Tharja from Fire Emblem to be real
2. For her to be my wife
3. For her to love me unconditionally and never leave
 
no TKD? ok, shalom there officer
Without Jews using niggers and jeet niggers as biological weapons TKD would succeed. You have to take out the henchmen first then get to the boss.
 
1. Kikes never existed. Would cure almost all world problems and wouldn't even need the other two
 
  1. Hoes
  2. Another PS2 controller
  3. A bottle of Coke
 

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