If killing myself could somehow make all of you get girlfriends, i would jab this plastic knife into my neck right now.

[MenDokeSey]

Also, I'm suicidal, so win win

 

[highinhibition]

based username

 

[fuckinggarbage]

Don't do it bro, every one of us gets a gf or no one does

 

[Incelius Savage]

Thanks buddy

 

[MACHETE]

who else high af rn

 

[Deleted member 40696]

U would be our human sacrifice

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

You would throw your life away for something that can easily abandon us at any moment.

Foolish.

 

[PLA1092]

Sorry but no can do for you guys

 

[MenDokeSey]

You would throw your life away for something that can easily abandon us at any moment.

Foolish.

I just want you happier than right now.

 

[Filipinocel]

Based messiahcel

 

[woebetide]

King

 

[aesthetic_recon]

THANKS BUDDY WHEN IM GETTING MY DICK SUCKED I'LL THINK OF YOU NO HOMO

 

[gigacel123]

Don't kill yourself just to make all the users on this site magically transform into normie minimum sex-havers, it would be the ultimate defeat and cuckold for you while the magically-transformed normie/chadlites rearrange becky's cervix every night and said normies turn arrogant and vain due to their newfound luxuries and privileges, and forget all about you and the other truecels that didn't recieve such a transformation.

All ugly and short low value males that aren't bluepilled soy deserve true happiness. Unfortunately, we are stuck with the cards dealt to us.