They wouldn’t know what to make of any church apart from the Orthodox Church, mang dedsrstbhngl 
Serious If jesus & his earliest followers were around today…
Jesus would point to islam as the true best religion
Ok GrAY
nolooksnowife melting! Alert!
Pisslam wishes it was orthodoxy, Chico
YOU'RE ALL NIGGERS
Lmao 2022 cel
If u say so, GrAY
My join date mogs you to eternityIf u say so, GrAY
Imagine getting joindatemogged by a greycel jfl
Its over for him
Thanks for the laugh, Chico
Lmfao i hope thats a joke evangelical church, faggot parade whats the dif?
Those didnt even exist until like 1700 years after jesus physically walked on earth, mang
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if he was still alive , he will definitly get a ton of pussy from his female followers while we rot in this forum
How can you honestly claim that about fundamentalist Christianity, and how can they even call themselves that when theyve done away with most if not all the sacraments instituted by Jesus himself, mang?but their beliefs did
Did orthodox traditions exist during Jesus times? Or were they invited by romans?
Oh really, Chico? Looks like u should’ve read the bible more, mangthose sacraments were made up by the roman church mang
Jesus never talked about any of it.
take the body and blood of Jesus for instance, Chico. How can fundies call themselves fundamentalist when they dont even believe in it being the literal body and blood during their communion?quote part of the bible that proofs your point then mang
Thats actually the antithesis of fundamentalism, mang
Orthodoxy is the true belief, but all christians believe in one god.
But we still have values and no "god hates the straight" in the bible like westerners do since 1985
But we still have values and no "god hates the straight" in the bible like westerners do since 1985
I cant wait for the day when im officially orthodox n shiet, Chico
. Ive only just started my journey with the priest, mang
Its always been merely a symbolic gesture at every protestcuck church ive ever been to, mang
I mainly attended Presbyterian + hung out with a calvinist groip during my militaryceling, but im also no stranger to baptist & nondenominational churches, which in practice, nondenominational churches operate more baptist-like anyway, mang
Orthodoxy actually requires truly living the Christian faith in your day to day life, unlike all the many others which initially drove me away from Christianity in the first place, mangYou should have tried to attend a good conservative baptist church which is arminian and not calvinist, before becoming orthodox.
not that I care though
Ive known pisslam, and all i gotta say is fuck that shit, Chico jfl. Also, who do u suppose compiled the bible in the first place, mang? That would be the Orthodox Church ofc(real) protestants only believe in God and what's taught in the bible though. Orthodox (just like catholics) believe more in the church than the bible. You're supposed to live like this from your own will. You could act all nice and christian all you want, it doesn't mattter if you don't believe. Then you will end in hell anyway. If you just want totalitarian structure, you could convert to islam jfl.
and you don't even believe mang
Also, orthodoxy is quickly making a paul out my saul self, mang. It’s Christianity done in its most legit form after all, mang
He was inkwell too, lest u forget, mang
@DenHaag is this the kind of reply you were talking about when you referred to the “at least we follow the Bible” type of protestcucks, Chico?Ive known pisslam, and all i gotta say is fuck that shit, Chico jfl. Also, who do u suppose compiled the bible in the first place, mang? That would be the Orthodox Church ofc
Also, orthodoxy is quickly making a paul out my saul self, mang. It’s Christianity done in its most legit form after all, mang
The ultimate volcel. Or, if you like, happily married to the bride of the church. And to the extent that we can be one and in the church we are united with the person of God, beyond any analogue of any human relationship (the analogies of our relationship to God as that of husband-wife, parent-child, etc. are just human ideas after all).He was inkwell too, lest u forget, mang
Jesus would fuck bunch of hookers.
Have a harem
Have a harem
Lol, well, at the end of the day, what matters most of all is neither scripture nor tradition, but God. And both scripture and tradition are means to reach God. And there are other means too -- conscience, for one.@DenHaag is this the kind of reply you were talking about when you referred to the “at least we follow the Bible” type of protestcucks, Chico?
I agree with Catholics and the Orthodox, that a book, however inspired, is not the be-all and end-all; I agree with the Protestants, that an institution, however authoritative, is not the be-all and end-all. (Extremism about text yields something like ISIS; extremism about an institution yields something like the Nazis.)
As to the specific Biblical emphasis at issue from your post, I might only rejoin with the simple truth uttered by none other than Martin Luther:
"Christ is the Master; the Scriptures are only the servant."
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He couldve but never did, so he technically died as an inkwell, mang
Peter would keep debating Paul that the worship of Jesus was for Jews only where suggesting anything else was heretical, Paul would keep insisting that it was in the best interest to convert gentiles.
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Christ is the master indeed, Chico, and the church that compiled the scriptures of the lord would logically be the bride of Christ, meaning that only orthodoxy and roman Catholicism can lay claim to that title as they were 1 when they compiled the Bible, mang
You brought it full circle mang.Christ is the master indeed, Chico, and the church that compiled the scriptures of the lord would logically be the bride of Christ, meaning that only orthodoxy and roman Catholicism can lay claim to that title as they were 1 when they compiled the Bible, mang
If I'm to get into good graces with the Master, I ain't about to cross His wife.
His wife has since morphed into twins who are saying, “no, im ur real wife, lord!”You brought it full circle mang.
Ok muhammedancel
Who else high af rn, mang?
I dont larp about being high, chico. Cope with it, mangwhy do you constant make threads asserting your belief is correct if you can't remotely defend them and pussy out "im too high
then dont make them. lose confidence in your beliefs.
Dnrif your opinions are so frail you don't feel confident defending them while high, why are you so confident in them?. I defend my opinions drunk and high, and do fine because they're not socially picked up copes that just make me feel better
why randomly reply saying you aren't larping as high? I just said you should be able to defend yourself either way. Now i do think you're larping high tbhnglbrodedsrsmang
Yeah ok, keep bumping my shit, Chico
Yeah ok, keep bumping my shit, Chico
I claimed no such thing, Chico. Keep coping for the sake of trying to argue n shiet, miserable mang
Keep pulling shit out of context, cope mangthe thread is literally 'if jesus came back he wouldn't respect any religion except mine' you stupid mongoloid.
also you DID read every message if you replied to the second to last one
U c, idc about ur provocation attempts n shiet, cope mang
Aye si, Chico, keep mashing out them paragraphs for me and bumping my thread while youre at it
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