Serious If jesus & his earliest followers were around today…

[NoLooksNoLife]

They wouldn’t know what to make of any church apart from the Orthodox Church, mang dedsrstbhngl

 

[bannedincel]

Jesus would point to islam as the true best religion

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Jesus would point to islam as the true best religion

Ok GrAY

 

[Khanivore]

Jesus would point to islam as the true best religion

nolooksnowife melting! Alert!

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

nolooksnowife melting! Alert!

Pisslam wishes it was orthodoxy, Chico

 

[gattsu]

YOU'RE ALL NIGGERS

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

YOU'RE ALL NIGGERS

 

[bannedincel]

Ok GrAY

Lmao 2022 cel

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Lmao 2022 cel

If u say so, GrAY

 

[bannedincel]

If u say so, GrAY

My join date mogs you to eternity

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

My join date mogs you to eternity

Ok GrAY

 

[gattsu]

My join date mogs you to eternity

Imagine getting joindatemogged by a greycel jfl

 

[bannedincel]

Imagine getting joindatemogged by a greycel jfl

Its over for him

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

If christianity is real, and Jesus would be alive today...


He would support evangelicals ngl

Thanks for the laugh, Chico

 

[TBIcel]

If christianity is real, and Jesus would be alive today...


He would support evangelicals ngl

Lmfao i hope thats a joke evangelical church, faggot parade whats the dif?

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Lmfao i hope thats a joke evangelical church, faggot parade whats the dif?

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

I'm talking actual protestants, not fake heretics

Fundamentalist Baptists for example

Those didnt even exist until like 1700 years after jesus physically walked on earth, mang

 

[Med Amine]

if he was still alive , he will definitly get a ton of pussy from his female followers while we rot in this forum

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

but their beliefs did

Did orthodox traditions exist during Jesus times? Or were they invited by romans?

How can you honestly claim that about fundamentalist Christianity, and how can they even call themselves that when theyve done away with most if not all the sacraments instituted by Jesus himself, mang?

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

those sacraments were made up by the roman church mang

Jesus never talked about any of it.

Oh really, Chico? Looks like u should’ve read the bible more, mang

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

quote part of the bible that proofs your point then mang

take the body and blood of Jesus for instance, Chico. How can fundies call themselves fundamentalist when they dont even believe in it being the literal body and blood during their communion?

Thats actually the antithesis of fundamentalism, mang

 

[Betrayed]

Orthodoxy is the true belief, but all christians believe in one god.

But we still have values and no "god hates the straight" in the bible like westerners do since 1985

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Orthodoxy is the true belief, but all christians believe in one god.

But we still have values and no "god hates the straight" in the bible like westerners do since 1985

I cant wait for the day when im officially orthodox n shiet, Chico. Ive only just started my journey with the priest, mang

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

they do though. Only calvinists don't

Its always been merely a symbolic gesture at every protestcuck church ive ever been to, mang

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

what churches did you go to? Presbytarian? Reformed? Those are all calvinists. There are also calvinist baptists and evangelicals and what not.

I mainly attended Presbyterian + hung out with a calvinist groip during my militaryceling, but im also no stranger to baptist & nondenominational churches, which in practice, nondenominational churches operate more baptist-like anyway, mang

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

You should have tried to attend a good conservative baptist church which is arminian and not calvinist, before becoming orthodox.

not that I care though

Orthodoxy actually requires truly living the Christian faith in your day to day life, unlike all the many others which initially drove me away from Christianity in the first place, mang

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

(real) protestants only believe in God and what's taught in the bible though. Orthodox (just like catholics) believe more in the church than the bible. You're supposed to live like this from your own will. You could act all nice and christian all you want, it doesn't mattter if you don't believe. Then you will end in hell anyway. If you just want totalitarian structure, you could convert to islam jfl.

and you don't even believe mang you just want community and trad gf

Ive known pisslam, and all i gotta say is fuck that shit, Chico jfl. Also, who do u suppose compiled the bible in the first place, mang? That would be the Orthodox Church ofc

Also, orthodoxy is quickly making a paul out my saul self, mang. It’s Christianity done in its most legit form after all, mang

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

if he was still alive , he will definitly get a ton of pussy from his female followers while we rot in this forum

He was inkwell too, lest u forget, mang

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Ive known pisslam, and all i gotta say is fuck that shit, Chico jfl. Also, who do u suppose compiled the bible in the first place, mang? That would be the Orthodox Church ofc

Also, orthodoxy is quickly making a paul out my saul self, mang. It’s Christianity done in its most legit form after all, mang

@DenHaag is this the kind of reply you were talking about when you referred to the “at least we follow the Bible” type of protestcucks, Chico?

 

[DenHaag]

He was inkwell too, lest u forget, mang

The ultimate volcel. Or, if you like, happily married to the bride of the church. And to the extent that we can be one and in the church we are united with the person of God, beyond any analogue of any human relationship (the analogies of our relationship to God as that of husband-wife, parent-child, etc. are just human ideas after all).

 

[TiredofTalking]

Jesus would fuck bunch of hookers.
Have a harem

 

[DenHaag]

@DenHaag is this the kind of reply you were talking about when you referred to the “at least we follow the Bible” type of protestcucks, Chico?

Lol, well, at the end of the day, what matters most of all is neither scripture nor tradition, but God. And both scripture and tradition are means to reach God. And there are other means too -- conscience, for one.

I agree with Catholics and the Orthodox, that a book, however inspired, is not the be-all and end-all; I agree with the Protestants, that an institution, however authoritative, is not the be-all and end-all. (Extremism about text yields something like ISIS; extremism about an institution yields something like the Nazis.)

As to the specific Biblical emphasis at issue from your post, I might only rejoin with the simple truth uttered by none other than Martin Luther:

"Christ is the Master; the Scriptures are only the servant."

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Jesus would fuck bunch of hookers.
Have a harem

He couldve but never did, so he technically died as an inkwell, mang

 

[MarquisDeSade]

Peter would keep debating Paul that the worship of Jesus was for Jews only where suggesting anything else was heretical, Paul would keep insisting that it was in the best interest to convert gentiles.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Lol, well, at the end of the day, what matters most of all is neither scripture nor tradition, but God. And both scripture and tradition are means to reach God. And there are other means too -- conscience, for one.

I agree with Catholics and the Orthodox, that a book, however inspired, is not the be-all and end-all; I agree with the Protestants, that an institution, however authoritative, is not the be-all and end-all. (Extremism about text yields something like ISIS; extremism about an institution yields something like the Nazis.)

As to the specific Biblical emphasis at issue from your post, I might only rejoin with the simple truth uttered by none other than Martin Luther:

"Christ is the Master; the Scriptures are only the servant."

Christ is the master indeed, Chico, and the church that compiled the scriptures of the lord would logically be the bride of Christ, meaning that only orthodoxy and roman Catholicism can lay claim to that title as they were 1 when they compiled the Bible, mang

 

[laanda]

cope

 

[DenHaag]

Christ is the master indeed, Chico, and the church that compiled the scriptures of the lord would logically be the bride of Christ, meaning that only orthodoxy and roman Catholicism can lay claim to that title as they were 1 when they compiled the Bible, mang

You brought it full circle mang. If I'm to get into good graces with the Master, I ain't about to cross His wife.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

You brought it full circle mang. If I'm to get into good graces with the Master, I ain't about to cross His wife.

His wife has since morphed into twins who are saying, “no, im ur real wife, lord!”

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

cope

Ok muhammedancel

 

[laanda]

you believe in fairies so hard you also need to believe you are absolutely accurate and jesus would give you a big hug while burning the heretics who think Jebediah died on a tuesday instead of a wednesday.
Might it be that you really really want to believe you are in the right group, as a success you can assume without proving, over 95% of the world population?
It doesn't make you smarter than anyone in fact you are clearly coping.
you are sexless. and other people aren't, they have more fun than you. and you will not receive heaven for your trials. <--- this gaslighting is constant throughout religious history to get people to tolerate shit lives.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

you believe in fairies so hard you also need to believe you are absolutely accurate and jesus would give you a big hug while burning the heretics who think Jebediah died on a tuesday instead of a wednesday.
Might it be that you really really want to believe you are in the right group, as a success you can assume without proving, over 95% of the world population?
It doesn't make you smarter than anyone in fact you are clearly coping.
you are sexless. and other people aren't, they have more fun than you. and you will not receive heaven for your trials. <--- this gaslighting is constant throughout religious history to get people to tolerate shit lives.

Who else high af rn, mang?

 

[laanda]

Who else high af rn, mang?

why do you constant make threads asserting your belief is correct if you can't remotely defend them and pussy out "im too high "
then dont make them. lose confidence in your beliefs.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

why do you constant make threads asserting your belief is correct if you can't remotely defend them and pussy out "im too high "
then dont make them. lose confidence in your beliefs.

I dont larp about being high, chico. Cope with it, mang

 

[laanda]

I dont larp about being high, chico. Cope with it, mang

i didn't say you did. i say you make a statement that you must be correct, then pussy out of defending it becuase you're too high. If you're too high to defend your beliefs why are you confident in them. Kind of proves you wrong. You just believe what makes you feel good without much thought. Exact opposite of blackpilled meaning you should not be here.

 

[laanda]

if your opinions are so frail you don't feel confident defending them while high, why are you so confident in them?. I defend my opinions drunk and high, and do fine because they're not socially picked up copes that just make me feel better And you have a big book and millions of people to defend yourself with.
why randomly reply saying you aren't larping as high? I just said you should be able to defend yourself either way. Now i do think you're larping high tbhnglbrodedsrsmang

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

if your opinions are so frail you don't feel confident defending them while high, why are you so confident in them?. I defend my opinions drunk and high, and do fine because they're not socially picked up copes that just make me feel better And you have a big book and millions of people to defend yourself with.
why randomly reply saying you aren't larping as high? I just said you should be able to defend yourself either way. Now i do think you're larping high tbhnglbrodedsrsmang

Dnr

 

[laanda]

Dnr

i factually know you read about defending yourself while high. It's at the front of 2 replies in about five words, to quote it you have to look near some of them.

 

[laanda]

if your opinions are so frail you don't feel confident defending them while high, why are you so confident in them?

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

i factually know you read about defending yourself while high. It's at the front of 2 replies in about five words, to quote it you have to look near some of them.

Yeah ok, keep bumping my shit, Chico

 

[laanda]

Yeah ok, keep bumping my shit, Chico

if your opinions are so frail you don't feel confident defending them while high, why are you so confident in them?