Discussion If I somehow got a girlfriend, this is what I’d want to do

[Aspergcel]

I would make sex tapes with her and post them on Pornhub. I’d make my account verified. I want to share her with the world. I would post blowjob, handjob and sex videos. Mostly POV.

If you guys somehow got a girlfriend, what would you do?

 

[Luzifer]

Not beeing a cuck

 

[BataviaCel]

If you guys somehow got a girlfriend, what would you do?

cannibalize her so she becomes part of me

 

[Luzifer]

cannibalize her so she becomes part of me

Based

 

[JamesMLM]

Have sex, cuddle, finally get to have a social companion that I can play videos games with

 

[Aspergcel]

Have sex, cuddle, finally get to have a social companion that I can play videos games with

Over for Eeveecels

 

[Mrugly420]

Kill her, and throw the body in the ocean, in video game

 

[JamesMLM]

Over for Eeveecels

 

[Asgard]

I'd definitely buy your tapes.

 

[Aspergcel]

I'd definitely buy your tapes.

I would post them for free

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

i'd want her to give me a shoejob with cute girls sneakers tbh.

but i wouldn't post it online. a lot of the online vids seem to be incels coping with prostitutes anyway.

 

[Ahriman]

cannibalize her so she becomes part of me

Giga based

I would make sex tapes with her and post them on Pornhub. I’d make my account verified. I want to share her with the world. I would post blowjob, handjob and sex videos. Mostly POV.

If you guys somehow got a girlfriend, what would you do?

I would have sex with her.

 

[Moroccancel]

Just be a cuck theory. Make other men masturcope with your hypothetical wife.

 

[IncelCream]

I agree with OP, if she is hot sell her onlyfans and live of her

Funny enough wifing a pornstar might not be a bad idea, hear me out

- She knows she can't find a husband so she would settle down
- She's rich
- Hot

Just be a cuck theory. Make other men masturcope with your hypothetical wife.

Not beeing a cuck

Make money theory?

 

[Praise the Sun]

cannibalize her so she becomes part of me

I would keep her skull to put over my fireplace.

 

[WuhanFriedPuppies]

I would make sex tapes with her and post them on Pornhub. I’d make my account verified. I want to share her with the world. I would post blowjob, handjob and sex videos. Mostly POV.

If you guys somehow got a girlfriend, what would you do?

• Shave her head and have her wear wigs instead.
• have her teeth removed and replaced with dentures
• bigger lips
• cut a hole in her neck (tracheostomy: common medical procedure)
• bigger tits
• remove a few ribs for an hourglass waist
• bigger ass
• force her to walk wearing uncomfortable heels that reshape her feet and legs.

 

[Luzifer]

I would keep her skull to put over my fireplace.

 

[Nikalas]

Giga cuck jfl

 

[god'slonelyman]

Be close to her and hug her all the time. I am deprived of it

 

[Med Anime]

i wanna cook corn bread with her to our kids: