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I'd say over 90% of the younger members here will have sex in their lifetimes

Stop gigacoping, either it's over when you're born or it's not
 
try 19 and balding. I'll only live to 40 anyway, none of the males in my family line have lived past 60 because of a history of heart disease
 
For the mentalcels it's a certainty. For the uglycels, though...
 
The biggest cope is believing you ever had a chance to begin with.
 
Ok, here's the story, and I've actually never told anyone.

But in May 2010, I was still a heavy beer-drinker, and frequented the SAME liquor store 3-4, sometimes 5 times a day. Anyway, next door was a pizza "restaurant" (not really a restaurant, just a storefront, like Papa Johns). Money for beer was becoming more and more scarce, so I decided to take a job delivering pizza for this guy (both stores were owned by Iraqis, be careful when dealing with them!)

A week into it, I was sitting there one night on a folding chair just outside the door handing out flyers to people coming/going from the liquor store. There's a bar next parking lot over. I'm 3 sheets to the wind on Bud Ice. A blond staggers over to me, apparently she looked unhappy, so I kept saying to her, "what's wrong?" over and over again, and she just responds with "shhhh" over and over again. Next thing I know, I'm eating her face. Somehow another folding chair had materialized next to mine.

The pizza-man comes outside, sees me locking lips and says....and says, "hey, you're in love, go home...no cervesa though, right?" I give him the thumbs-up, buckle her into my car, somehow made it back to MY MOM's apartment w/o a DUI, and she's in my bed with me. I'll try to shorten this a bit. I didn't come in her, but was starting to. She exclaimed, NO NO NO!. So I stopped. "I always get into trouble doing this" She fell asleep and I laid there uncomfortably because my bed was made for one.

All this happened with my mom in the next room over. When we entered the apt, I had told her, "my aunt", but when we woke up in the dark a few hours later, she said, "do you think your mom heard it?" Honestly, I never got her name and to this day I couldn't tell you what she looked like, except she had nice breasts.

I drove her back to the bar parking lot, we said our pleasantries, she told me that she was actually living with someone at the time, and I left, never saw again. I just remember thinking, "shit, I hope i didn't get her pregnant" because I was starting to come when she told me to stop.

And that's the damn truth.
Entertaining story if this is legit.
 
I plan on losing my virginity with a prostitute,i want to feel how a vagina feels inside at least once ( and say that i'm not a virgin)
 
Even excluding escorts.

I'm 33 and you'd be surprised what will come along in life if you keep socialising (ie, don't completely hide away from the world like I've been doing for at least the past 3 years, lol).

It saddens me to read about young guys (like 18-22 or even up to 25) talking about how they haven't had sex so far and therefore they'll never have sex. You're so young! Give things time :)
90% of all males don’t even have sex so I doubt those numbers would be reflected on an incel forum of all places. I’d say 1 in 5 will ascend
 
90% of all males don’t even have sex so I doubt those numbers would be reflected on an incel forum of all places. I’d say 1 in 5 will ascend

Where'd you get THAT statistic? :o
 
if you didnt meet your wife before 25 yo, it doesn't count
 
Sounds unrealistically high, i'd say somewhere in between 20 to 70%.
 
Even excluding escorts.

I'm 33 and you'd be surprised what will come along in life if you keep socialising (ie, don't completely hide away from the world like I've been doing for at least the past 3 years, lol).

It saddens me to read about young guys (like 18-22 or even up to 25) talking about how they haven't had sex so far and therefore they'll never have sex. You're so young! Give things time :)
Currently younger members are incels, as they gain social skill and amass wealth then they will increase there smv to a certain point then they will acquire one gf.
 
lots of foid friends
I can't understand how any man could make female friends that he is not trying to fuck. They have nothing to offer but their looks so what's the point in hanging around her if you're not the one fucking her?
 
I think i might be able to ascend in Asia. I just wish it didnt have to coem to that and is at least 2 years out after i get my degree
 
Where the fuck do you go to socialise if you have no friends?

I'm in my final year of college and have no issues talking to people, however no one wants to maintain contact after class and everyone just goes their separate ways. My life in college has just been the same boring cycle of going to class and going home since no one wants to be my friend, it's like you're nothing but an NPC that is immediately forgotten the moment class ends.

Looking at how easily others seem to make meaningful friendships is pure suicide and depression fuel, makes me feel like i'm either an extremely physically repulsive loser or have something deeply wrong with me as a person. I honestly couldn't even care less about having a girlfriend, i just want to have friends and be a part of a meaningful community.

What worked for me in college is constantly moving to different places to live and meeting housemates and their friends and meet more people through my normie friends.etc

You just have to put in some effort
 

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