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I wrote a poem

SchrodingersDick

SchrodingersDick

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inspired by @InMyCellInHell 's response to one of my posts. I extrapolated on his poem.

this is: Teehee by 21st Century Strong Independent Hole

I am woman, hear me roar
its my right to be a whore
and when im done drinking cum
you'll make me 'mother of your son'
though im used and past my prime
I expect to be a wife
court me, respect me, kiss me on the lips
btw I sucked chad's dick and drank his piss
he choked and slapped and throatfucked me
but I'm married now, im a classy lady
I don't suck dick, I don't do anal, im just not a sexual person, teehee
 
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6/10 ending went kinda flat
 
Good stuff bro. :feelshaha:

Mogs Shakespeare tbh.
 
You forgot to put the part where the men are getting ass raped by the divorce court because he didn’t make her feel so “special”.
 
ROFLMAO. Well hello there Edgar Allen Poe.
 
You forgot to put the part where the men are getting ass raped by the divorce court because he didn’t make her feel so “special”.
I didn’t put in enough time to come up with words that rhyme tbh
 
Good poem but like someone said, the ending is a bit meh
 
nice poem br0
 
Chad makes me very mad
He's killing others not me I'm glad
Fucks my oneitis very sad
My genetic code it must be bad

Then he shoves me up his ass
Like a Steer eating grass

In front of her it's hard as brass
Im squeezed and squashed into gas

I bleed I bleed
So let me heed
Chad in your life you do not need

To all the incels far and wide
The Beta Uprising is your tide
So until then just rot inside
LDAR and drain your pride

And if your love is who he fucks
Be a cuck don't try your luck
 
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Thanks for the shoutout. Definitely high IQ poem.
 

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