LifeFuel I Wish I Was Luka Doncic’s Son

[CircumcisedClown]

>I wish Luka Doncic was my dad.

That’s it. That’s the whole post. He only has a daughter, but, if hypothetically Luka had a son, I’d wish it were me.

I’ve been delusionmaxxing lately, and it’s surprisingly effective. I have a very vivid imagination, which can make my schizophrenic fantasies feel real. It’s almost as good as actually living them.

One of my favorite daydreams right now is imagining my life is Luka Doncic was my dad, instead of my regular dad who called my a pervert at 12 for talking to a girl in Walmart and said I was, “Thinking with my dick.”

Being Luka’s son would have checked every box for what I want out of life.

What delusions do you partake in?

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

who

 

[CircumcisedClown]

who

6’7” uncut European NBA chad living in Texas.

 

[Diddy]

uncut

How do you know that ?

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

6’7” uncut European NBA chad living in Texas.

oh some niggerball player

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

How do you know that ?

he's luka's gay stalker

 

[TheDragon]

How do you know that ?

Cause only amerimutts and religionfags do it.

 

[prajeet88]

Wow, that is a lot of genetic wealth. And yes, I wish he was my dad instead of a curry turbomanlet. I'd take having an abscent "pump and dump" Chad father over a loving and nurturing subhuman father.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

How do you know that ?

He’s from Serbia.

 

[xmiserablesoul]

i wish i was franciso lachowski's son

 

[CircumcisedClown]

oh some niggerball player

Yes, but he is white.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

i wish i was franciso lachowski's son

>Finding out that Franciso and Jordan Barret are both non-Americans, meaning they’re uncircumcised ontop of everything else.

Damn, life really is that unfair. Wish I didn’t Google them.

 

[PocoLoco]

You want to be the son of a fat ass chocker?

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Yes, but he is white.

lmao white niggerball players are funny af