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LifeFuel I will approach 1000 girls and find a GF

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UPDATE: that bitch that text me after 10 days - we have a date tomorrow - lmfao - will see what happens

This is it, uninstall. Maybe your hard work is now going to be rewarded. I fear drama maybe ahead though. Best of luck.
 
This is it, uninstall. Maybe your hard work is now going to be rewarded. I fear drama maybe ahead though. Best of luck.

thanks for the support

don't worry though

there's plenty of stuff to go bad

If she comes I will try to kiss her

for sure

whatever happens I will try
 
thanks for the support

don't worry though

there's plenty of stuff to go bad

If she comes I will try to kiss her

for sure

whatever happens I will try

Calm, don't mess up now. Still 10 days waiting so she's barely interested.
 
thanks for the support

don't worry though

there's plenty of stuff to go bad

If she comes I will try to kiss her

for sure

whatever happens I will try

Dont go for the lips. First - say something sweet to her and then squeeze her hand gently. Wait for the right moment. If she squeezes your hand back you are in.
 
rooting for you to escape hell.

Just don´t get your hopes up and expect her to flake last minute or reject you.
 
Dude after the date, hug her, and when you realize she starts pulling away, keep the hug going on for like 2 seconds more, then slowly pull back, close to her face, and look her in the eyes, for a second, then down to her mouth very quick and back into her eyes for a second, and then give her a kiss
If she starts opening her mouth, make out with her, if not, kiss her normally, pull back, and say see you soon or something
Trust me, if you pull this off, she is going home with wet panties, and you will get a second date
 
thanks for the support

don't worry though

there's plenty of stuff to go bad

If she comes I will try to kiss her

for sure

whatever happens I will try

Man you are the inspiration.

I've heard a theory that if you don't show interest in a female she'll like you more, but it will work if she is at least a little bit sympathetic to you. Something about being not being attracted to things you can easily have.

A friend once told me that he was friendzoned by an average looking female. He fancied her but told her that he was in love with some other chick and asked her how should he behave. She began giving him advices and ended up getting jealous and falling for him in return. They ended up dating. I can't say it'll work for us because he was a good looking white dude 6.5/10 face but not very tall. But it's funny how females can't handle when a guy likes someone else instead. We deal with this shit all the time.
 
thanks for the support

don't worry though

there's plenty of stuff to go bad

If she comes I will try to kiss her

for sure

whatever happens I will try
Oh god. Don't force her to kiss you. Ask her.
 
Date is today isn't it? I'm in real suspense here. Hope our man uninstall has a great one.
 
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What will we do if he ascends, though?
 
I wish your date will be succesful.
But something tells me that she just wants to make an emotional tampon of you and get a free meal. So don't let her do it, try to show her that you're interested in her, not her problems with Chad. If she persists - tell her to fuck herself and leave. WITHOUT PAYING.
 
10 days - most likely ran out of dates and things to do and remembered you as a last resort.

cant wait to hear what happened. may not show - big possibility - may see you from a distance and think - nah.
What will we do if he ascends, though?

If he ascends then his time at incels.is will eventually become a distant memory. and while he's creaming pussy - you and I will go on playing video games.
 
Oh damn, he's on a date. Our brother is ascending as we speak. If he is successful, it should become and incel practice to approach 1000 women
 
mods should pin this. this thread will be history when we get an incel who GOES OUT and gets breivik numbers + he will fuck up on the date even though im rooting for him to get laid so hard omg.
 
The Date

TL:DR;

1.She came to the date. She wasn't dressed particularly exciting - everyday clothes that most people wear to the fucking supermarket.

She is basically a 4 face wise, body wise - maybe a 6-7 but no boobs at all - some acne even though she is 29.

Fuckable? Yes.

2. We walked a little then went to some park. Bought something to drink (I bought some cola + rom bullshit whatever)

3. We were in the park. We walked, then, we sat on some bench.

4. We talked about all kinds of shit - she asked me how many relationships I have had (I said 1 - it's a lie but I can't tell her 0). She've had 3 (meaning 30 - lmfa0 - there is no way in hell a 29 y..o femoid has had 3 relationships)

5.HERE'S THE FUN PART

That foid is a lankletness - meaning - she is tall (maybe 6'1") but also her arms, hands and feet ArE LONG AS SHIT.

I mean her fingers ARE MEGA LONG.

I looked at her finger and said - damn, you have ultra-pianist fingers.

THEN, I opened my hand and looked at mine compared to HERS.

SHE TOOK MY HAND and PUT IT AGAINST HERS.

HER FINGERS WERE 1/4 LONGER THAN MINE AND I HAVE LONG FINGERS MYSELF.

THEN I MADE A FIST AND WE BASICALLY STARTED HOLDING HANDS.

SHE DIDN'T DO SHIT. MEANING - NO REBELLION

THEN I LET GO OF HER HAND SLIGHTLY AND DECIDED TO TRY TO KISS HER.

HER EYES WERE WELCOMING IMO

SO I AM ABOUT TO KISS HER

AND SHE PUSHES HER FUCKING SHOULDER AGAINST MY LIPS

SO THE whole THING BECAME SOME SORT OF A WEIRD HUG

I FELT LIKE SHIT AND SAID:

"I THOUGHT YOU LIKE ME"

SHE SAID - I DO BUT THIS IS JUST THE FIRST DATE.

THEN I FINISHED THE DATE - WE TALKED SOME MORE BULLSHIT AND WALKED A LITTLE.

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AFTER THE DATE I TEXTED HER WITH AN OFFER FOR FRIDAY

----------

SHE SAID: "NO. i AM NOT LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND. I KNOW YOU LIKE ME, BUT I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW."

I WROTE: "WTF"

sHE SAID: "YOU GOT THE WRONG IMPRESSION. I WASN'T FLIRTING. i JUST WENT OUT WITH YOU, LIKE I DO WITH EVERYBODY ELSE.

((((HOLY FUCKIUNG SHIT AT THE AUDACITY OF THIS POS")))

THEN I INSULTED HER AND SHE BLOCKED ME.


-----------THE END===============


I EVEN DID SOME APPROACHING AFTER THE DATE ( BEFORE i TEXTED HER)

Approaches 14/8/2018

Ok. the Date went to shit.

Time for late night approaching.

The goal is 10.

1. Omega ignore. Nothing more to say. Haha.

2. I got a smile from a 6 or 7 with braces. I think l have approached her before. Not sure. But it doesn't really matter, does it? I guess l am her routine validator.

POS TBH

The women at my approach venues have gotten progressivelynugly tbh.q

I will try to be as calm as possible.

Some foids are looking funny at me. Maybe l have approached them. This is OCD tbh.

Today lnwill only approach hot bitches.

Scratch that. There are not enough hot bitches here. I have to dumpster dive lmfao

I want to go home tbh.

3. Lmfao if that ain't alpha nothing is

I was on the metro bench. Next to me is some millennial cuck and some other dude. Some bitch with seriously big breasts comes and stops in front of us.

I went to her with the usual routine. She was very Unreceptive. When she told me her name she almost vomitted.

But the lookscon the dudes' faces were worth it ...almost

That piece of shit bitch.

4. l am sorry. I can't talk to you.

That coming from a 3.5 haloed hard by her clothes.

Poor choice of target tbh.

Shit approach targets today.

Offtopic: saw Veronica. That bitch must think l am legit insane.

Fuck her. POS.

What a framecel she is.

5. Perfect approach voice and posture wise

Approached some make up maxxed alternative foid

We talk the basics, she was welcoming and then hit me with the boyfriend shit.

But approach wise, it was as solid as l can make it.

Also, she had headphones. For some reason, the bitches with headphones are surprisingly welcoming.

6. Omega ignore.

673 to go
 
loled hard @ your date description

She does that with everybody lmao, talk about 3 relationships kek
 
sHE SAID: "YOU GOT THE WRONG IMPRESSION. I WASN'T FLIRTING. i JUST WENT OUT WITH YOU, LIKE I DO WITH EVERYBODY ELSE.

((((HOLY FUCKIUNG SHIT AT THE AUDACITY OF THIS POS")))

THEN I INSULTED HER AND SHE BLOCKED ME.
GO ER
 
Dude you fucked it up
I fucking told you to wait with the kiss you giant autist
Its over for fingercels
You should have waited, till the date is over, and go for the kiss after the goodbye hug
Also you should not have hit her up, asking for another date, if she liked it she will write, if not, then there is no point in asking because you only cuck yourself
And all her "im not looking for a bf" bs is just because you played your grand autisimo card

But at least you went on a date, but dude try to do less cringy next time you go on a date
 
Cold approach will not get you a gf. At most a ONS. And if you are extremely lucky a STR .Women bf only those guys who have a social circle. Social circle is massively important if you want a LTR.
You are just wasting your time bro.
 
I'm an Incel & I know it. Look at that body. Living in Inceldom :blackpill::feelscry::feelsbadman::horror::feelstrash::(:incel:.

I will go with a 100 Escorts & find a Mistress who loves me and appreciates me for who I am. "Someone I love is an Incel".

20 down 80 to go. In the meantime moneymaxing & careermaxing/jobmaxing.

Eventually alleviating myself to enjoy Copenhardon ;):cool::feelzez::feelsokman::feelshmm::bluepill: Full on.
 
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Tbh the kiss try sounds horrible. U should have wait and stack slowly with handholding, putting ur arm around her shoulder and so on. I don't think she was honest. Probably she had some interest (probably very little) but u acted to autistic, inexperienced and uncalibrated on the date so she lost alle the intrest.

But who could blame u. How should an Incel be better we even can't get more experience. But keep things up. U definitely improved. U just had a date.
 
Maybe OP has such bad success because he smells? Body odour is an incredible failo, even chad cant get away with it. Maybe she rejected the kiss because mouth odor.
 
Good luck. Anyone that approaches gets respect, i know how difficult it is. I approached 300 between 2006-2012 and got rejected by them all, was only ever given fake numbers.
That's a nice blackpill material
 
Gotta suppress those angry thoughts when you approach, m8. I dealt with a lot of bullying in school, but in prison I was fairly liked. Early on I decided to deflect negative thoughts about other people so I wouldn't subconsciously hint at hostility. It worked well.
 
Chad fucks on the first date, while you need to wait until date #5 to get a kiss

I dated a chick for 2 months and couldn't get a kiss. jfl tbh tbh fam
 
U are overthinking.

We we're basically holding hands and looking at each other's eyes.

And l didn't grab her or anything. I was gentle.

Tbh she was just a bitch.

I should have went.

10 days no contact...

It was a mistake

She just wanted to play with the rabbit

POS tbh
 
Tbh the kiss try sounds horrible. U should have wait and stack slowly with handholding, putting ur arm around her shoulder and so on. I don't think she was honest. Probably she had some interest (probably very little) but u acted to autistic, inexperienced and uncalibrated on the date so she lost alle the intrest.

But who could blame u. How should an Incel be better we even can't get more experience. But keep things up. U definitely improved. U just had a date.
No. Just no.

1) You have no idea what real autism is. I have done 100000x worse kiss attempts

2) Look at the way she texted him back. Definitely the flaky type girl. She was never interested.
What is the point of this stupid thread? At this point, it's just masochism. Do you enjoy being rejected by a bunch of cunts? You're making all the same mistakes I made. I asked out hundreds of women and was brutally rejected each and every single time. I was devastated, but I got over it. Listen: It's a waste of time, give up. My advice to you is to go on Tinder, use a Chad pic and start arranging dates with women. Make sure you meet them in secluded areas like parks or on the beach. When you show up to the date, bring a jar of sulfuric acid with you. She'll act surprised when she sees you. Take the jar of acid and throw it in the cunt's face. Masturbate for joy as her face melts off. Rinse and repeat as many times as you can.
Its really entertaining and its an educational experience. It will also show guests that we aren't "incel because too shy"
 
i think you were too disappointed about her ultra long fingers, she noticed it and decided to reject you first.

good job overall!
 
U are overthinking.

We we're basically holding hands and looking at each other's eyes.

And l didn't grab her or anything. I was gentle.

Tbh she was just a bitch.

I should have went.

10 days no contact...

It was a mistake

She just wanted to play with the rabbit

POS tbh

Holding hands? Fuck, you've already achieved more than I have.

>tfw handholdless, hugless, kissless
Cold approach will not get you a gf. At most a ONS. And if you are extremely lucky a STR .Women bf only those guys who have a social circle. Social circle is massively important if you want a LTR.
You are just wasting your time bro.

Cope.

A foid would rather be in a LTR with heroin-addict, child-beating Chad than an Incel with a social circle.
 
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there is no way in hell that not 1 girl in 1000 will like me

so far

I have approached 22

978 to go

fellas

Maybe you’ll get that luck that normies always talk about, at least give it a shot.
 
No. Just no.

1) You have no idea what real autism is. I have done 100000x worse kiss attempts

2) Look at the way she texted him back. Definitely the flaky type girl. She was never interested.

Its really entertaining and its an educational experience. It will also show guests that we aren't "incel because too shy"

She had intrest else she wouldn't have meet with him. Her excuse is bullshit. I really thing he had a little chance but messed it up. Going for kiss on first date works for chad not incel.
 
She had intrest else she wouldn't have meet with him. Her excuse is bullshit. I really thing he had a little chance but messed it up. Going for kiss on first date works for chad not incel.
Chad is fucking without dates.

Her meeting up did not mean sexual interest. I know from experience, asking girls to dances, they say yes,...and when I clarify later they thought of it as a friend thing, then say no when they knew my intention :woke:
 
"
Good luck in the fight against autism while looking into her eyes.

I wanted her to remember my face."

Killed me lol. Keep it up Uninstall. This is my fav thread of this site.
 
Cope.

A foid would rather be in a LTR with heroin-addict, child-beating Chad than an Incel with a social circle.

This is the truth. I honestly have a sizeable social circle with everything from bluepilled incels up to chadlites and chads and yet here I am posting on this forum. Social circle may help normies but not incels.
 
Thank you for the support man. I appreciate it.

OFF TOPIC BUT IMPORTANT

One of sluts that gave her facebook (I think I got 3-4 FB so far) actually worte to me. I think I got her FB more than 10 days ago - it definetely wasn't last week. Maybe chad dumpted her and she needs a tampon.

I also thought I'd blocked her on my phone but I guess I didn't confirm the block and she wasnt.

So, this POS is actually writing to me over `10 days later - I will try to setup a date..and update you. (don't expect much because nothnig can make up for the delay)



But in general I will not collect anymore Fb. IF a foid offers a FB, I bust. Sorry bitch.

dont do the date

they'll just make you buy her dinner and she'll treat you like shit
Cold approach will not get you a gf. At most a ONS. And if you are extremely lucky a STR .Women bf only those guys who have a social circle. Social circle is massively important if you want a LTR.
You are just wasting your time bro.

yeah that's why they beg chads on tinder to date / marry them
 
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U are overthinking.

We we're basically holding hands and looking at each other's eyes.

And l didn't grab her or anything. I was gentle.

Tbh she was just a bitch.

I should have went.

10 days no contact...

It was a mistake

She just wanted to play with the rabbit

POS tbh
You fucked it up. A female wouldn't touch you if she wasn't at least a little bit sympathetic you shouldn't kiss her if you can't pull out the Chad confidence. It's a pity that you insulted this one because I think you could still pull it off.

Play shy boy next time and don't show too much interest in her, but don't neglect her either, I know it sounds contradicting but hear me out. People and especially females want what's unavailable for them, that's why all that "limited edition" shit sells so well. So treat her like you are nice and fun but not too interested in her. Don't show arrogance, but the "I enjoy my life" vibe. She doesn't even know you and your importance for her is around 0 so far. If you were a Chad the score would be higher, but if it's 0 you need to show same score and positively respond to every move she does towards you (every touch or movement closer to you) but don't go kissing her first. If you are an insecure incel it's better for you to kiss when both you are drunk.

But still you got a real date and it's more than anybody from this website ever had. Don't believe in her bullshit, it was a date she just didn't like that you moved too fast and probably seemed to desperate. Better luck next time.
 
You blew it.


Lack of experience - Ive done it too. Done the wrong thing at the wrong time.

There's a progression in love. First you talk - then you hold hands - then when the time is RIGHT - you kiss.

It was the wrong time - or she didnt like the way you came at her.

You should have apologised. No woman can blame a man for trying to kiss - its flattering.

You would have had a follow up date had you not tried to kiss. Invited her to a pizza joint or some place - not just a walk.

never mind - it's all experience.
 
Chad confidence without Chad looks, it never ends well. "Just be confident bro" is a meme, it doesn't actually work.
 
You blew it.


Lack of experience - Ive done it too. Done the wrong thing at the wrong time.

There's a progression in love. First you talk - then you hold hands - then when the time is RIGHT - you kiss.

It was the wrong time - or she didnt like the way you came at her.

You should have apologised. No woman can blame a man for trying to kiss - its flattering.

You would have had a follow up date had you not tried to kiss. Invited her to a pizza joint or some place - not just a walk.

never mind - it's all experience.

overthinking
You fucked it up. A female wouldn't touch you if she wasn't at least a little bit sympathetic you shouldn't kiss her if you can't pull out the Chad confidence. It's a pity that you insulted this one because I think you could still pull it off.

Play shy boy next time and don't show too much interest in her, but don't neglect her either, I know it sounds contradicting but hear me out. People and especially females want what's unavailable for them, that's why all that "limited edition" shit sells so well. So treat her like you are nice and fun but not too interested in her. Don't show arrogance, but the "I enjoy my life" vibe. She doesn't even know you and your importance for her is around 0 so far. If you were a Chad the score would be higher, but if it's 0 you need to show same score and positively respond to every move she does towards you (every touch or movement closer to you) but don't go kissing her first. If you are an insecure incel it's better for you to kiss when both you are drunk.

But still you got a real date and it's more than anybody from this website ever had. Don't believe in her bullshit, it was a date she just didn't like that you moved too fast and probably seemed to desperate. Better luck next time.

overthinking with cuck issues
 
What is your looks rating OP?
 
What will we do if he ascends, though?

What about a special section in the forum for ascending stories of actual incels? I mean, it would probably stay at 0 posts forever, anyway :lul:
 
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