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LifeFuel I will approach 1000 girls and find a GF

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13. For the first time l approached a foid l had approached before.

She almost punched me.

One of these times you WILL get punched, if not by her then by a boyfriend you might not have noticed lurking behind her. Or, sent to jail for something related to these faux pas.
So not tryna brag, just respond to this..

But I actually won a date with her 'after' she cancelled the first time.

Looks like her excuse was legit or I did something right by not acting butthurt after she rejected our first plan (Looking at you @uninstall)

We went out yesterday for lunch and it was fun. We have tentative plans to meet again for drinks next week.

Again, not tryna brag and definitely not larping. Just trying to add some empirical backing to some of the things I've been saying.

Ok, this is good. Just keep up that nonchalant attitude, and don't say ANYTHING CLOSE to what uninstall is saying. :cool:
 
Ok, this is good. Just keep up that nonchalant attitude, and don't say ANYTHING CLOSE to what uninstall is saying. :cool:

Thx. Yeah, not building it up either. It's hard cuz that was my first date in over 7 years, but I'm aware making her my oneitis is danger. Planning to go out and make some more approaches today.

I think I'll make my own thread like Uni to post recounts of my approaches, but it won't be numbers based at all. I'm gonna focus on applied learning and quality of interaction over quantity instead. Might be a good split test of both methods, since I'm white like Uni, 7 years older, and at 5'5 much shorter. Also only 4/10 in the face at best.
 
I think I'll make my own thread like Uni to post recounts of my approaches, but it won't be numbers based at all. I.
Keep us posted, it'll be good to compare and contrast 2 completely different "approach" methods. hint: method #1 is not a method at all....it's called "train wreck", not yet a technical methodological lexical term, but rather one-in-the-making.
 
Average looking or less guys need social circle game or drunk chicks to get laid. Cold approaches are going nowhere.

Stfu. He's got courage to do something you never will.
OP is based for his documentation of everything, but if he was just some random guy there are no points for courage. Thinking there's value in failure is cope.
 
Keep us posted, it'll be good to compare and contrast 2 completely different "approach" methods. hint: method #1 is not a method at all....it's called "train wreck", not yet a technical methodological lexical term, but rather one-in-the-making.

He is approaching asians as a white guy.

I am approaching my white looksmatch.

JFL if you think the difference is openers.
 
He is approaching asians as a white guy.

I am approaching my white looksmatch.

JFL if you think the difference is openers.

If the difference isn't openers. Try something simpler and prove us wrong.
 
I read most of the approaches, have you stopped using "you look sympathetic"?

Why do I think that you and the two other June/Julycels are from CuckTears? Fucking normies invading this glorious thread.
 
You are trying to take on your problems, head on. Very admirable. What's your IRL rating?
 
He is approaching asians as a white guy.

I am approaching my white looksmatch.

JFL if you think the difference is openers.

They let your thread run - probably because of your run of rejections and closed down 37yovirgin

I wonder what they will do if you get a date and lay? end of thread?
 
Why do I think that you and the two other June/Julycels are from CuckTears? Fucking normies invading this glorious thread.

I've been around incels forum ever since the beggining of the old r/foreverunwanted that's now banned. Take your elitism shit and shove it up your ass.
 
You know that a girl can leave after going on one date or one week after you couple without any excuse right? Or she might date a month and not fuck by claiming she is shy or some bullshit. I was even kicked out of a room naked because she didn't want to fuck. The reality was I had a small penis. Approach is like 10% of the entire process to end up in the hole. If she thinks you are a sexless virgin or just finds out deformed in any parts any time she stops you to put in the hole right there.
 
I've got nothing but admiration for you, I really want you to succeed. Checking this thread for updates has become one of the highlights of my day.
 
I've got nothing but admiration for you, I really want you to succeed. Checking this thread for updates has become one of the highlights of my day.

Thanks for the support. Things like that keep me going and this is why I keep posting.

But I don't think I will succeed fully.

I think I can get a date though.
 
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You know that a girl can leave after going on one date or one week after you couple without any excuse right? Or she might date a month and not fuck by claiming she is shy or some bullshit. I was even kicked out of a room naked because she didn't want to fuck. The reality was I had a small penis. Approach is like 10% of the entire process to end up in the hole. If she thinks you are a sexless virgin or just finds out deformed in any parts any time she stops you to put in the hole right there.

If Uninstall gets a date and a GF iam sure he will keep us updated how the process goes.

Maybe he will be lucky and the one he finds will be the right for him
 
If I work in my job with just 5% of uninstall dedication I will fucking rich.
 
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If Uninstall gets a date and a GF iam sure he will keep us updated how the process goes.

Maybe he will be lucky and the one he finds will be the right for him

It's possible - he's had one or two near misses where the girl might have said - ok - why not!
 
Approaches 30/7/2018

I have decided to make the following changes to my current approach routine.

I will do five approaches most days and go full mode (15+) once a week.

The goal is to preserve my mental health.

1. The most receptive girl out of 200+ approaches.

Face 5, hair 9, body 6

She was walking with headphones. I said:

Hi. How are you?

(She removed her head phones)

You look sympathetic.

Thank you. (Huge smile)

Are you?

I guess so.

What are you up to this evening? Going home?

Yes. You? (She asked a question lol).

Me too. Taking a little walk after work. What's your job?

Call center.

Nice. I am a software developer.

What's your name?

Ana. You?

I am X.

How old are you?

24

I am 29. Where do you take the bus from?

No bus, I am just walking home.

Nice. Are you in a hurry?

In general, yes.

(I don't think I should have asked this question tbh)

I take the bus from station X. You have a phone number?

Yes. But l can't give it to you.

So, you are going to take the risk?

(She didn't know what to say.)

Fine. Nice talking to you. Good luck in life, l said and shook her hand.

She said thank you very much and blushed.

Her body language was extremely receptive.

But.... uninstall law strikes again.

She thanked me for the validation....

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My mis-tak-e was that l kept the whole thing a little too short..but fuck it...I could have talked a little more....

Honestly, I wasn't prepared for this approach because most bitches are rude AF to me...haaa

With a little more skill, I may have bent her to give me her number....but...that's the thing - I RARELY GET THIS KIND OF RECEPTIVENESS.

When I said, number, she was ever so slightly hesitating...or I like to think so.


2. Said hi how are you to some 7 and she pretended she heard nothing and moved away.

3. Opened some foid on the bus - she was 18 and we talked for 10 minutes about bullshit.

She was reading a book, l asked what are you reading and took it from there.

When she learned my age it was over. Otherwise, she was pretty receptive but ugly – 3.5/10.

755 to go
It's possible - he's had one or two near misses where the girl might have said - ok - why not!

true, but misses are still misses
 
.You look sympathetic...... You have a phone number?

Yes. But l can't give it to you.

It's over from this point on. To tell you the truth, I have come around and am actually looking forward to reading this every day. It's sorta like a "choose your own adventure" novel, I wait with baited breath for the daily (or almost) entry. And entertaining as hell! :feelsgah::feelsgah:
 
Kfc founder colonel sanders was turned down 1009 times when selling his chicken recipe at ripe

Don't limit yourself to 1,000 approaches! If Colonel Sanders did that, he would still be choking his own chicken.
 
Thanks for the support. Things like that keep me going and this is why I keep posting.

But I don't think I will succeed fully.

I think I can get a date though.
Have to agree with @Vorbei, this thread has definitely become one of the highlights of my day.
It would mean a lot to many of us if you succeeded, there is nothing more satisfying than putting a lot of work into something and having it work at the end. And if you don't succeed, well, low inhibition is still a very useful personality trait to have.
 
I thought this would work, I asked out more than a 100 girls, not a single "yes" to a date. That was what pushed me over the edge.
 
Approaches 30/7/2018

I have decided to make the following changes to my current approach routine.

I will do five approaches most days and go full mode (15+) once a week.

The goal is to preserve my mental health.

1. The most receptive girl out of 200+ approaches.

Face 5, hair 9, body 6

She was walking with headphones. I said:

Hi. How are you?

(She removed her head phones)

You look sympathetic.

Thank you. (Huge smile)

Are you?

I guess so.

What are you up to this evening? Going home?

Yes. You? (She asked a question lol).

Me too. Taking a little walk after work. What's your job?

Call center.

Nice. I am a software developer.

What's your name?

Ana. You?

I am X.

How old are you?

24

I am 29. Where do you take the bus from?

No bus, I am just walking home.

Nice. Are you in a hurry?

In general, yes.

(I don't think I should have asked this question tbh)

I take the bus from station X. You have a phone number?

Yes. But l can't give it to you.

So, you are going to take the risk?

(She didn't know what to say.)

Fine. Nice talking to you. Good luck in life, l said and shook her hand.

She said thank you very much and blushed.

Her body language was extremely receptive.

But.... uninstall law strikes again.

She thanked me for the validation....

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My mis-tak-e was that l kept the whole thing a little too short..but fuck it...I could have talked a little more....

Honestly, I wasn't prepared for this approach because most bitches are rude AF to me...haaa

With a little more skill, I may have bent her to give me her number....but...that's the thing - I RARELY GET THIS KIND OF RECEPTIVENESS.

When I said, number, she was ever so slightly hesitating...or I like to think so.


2. Said hi how are you to some 7 and she pretended she heard nothing and moved away.

3. Opened some foid on the bus - she was 18 and we talked for 10 minutes about bullshit.

She was reading a book, l asked what are you reading and took it from there.

When she learned my age it was over. Otherwise, she was pretty receptive but ugly – 3.5/10.

755 to go


true, but misses are still misses

Lie about your age. JFL at telling the truth.

When they ask you your age, just say, "Take a guess." Then agree with whatever their guess is (usually they guess within 5 years of their own age).

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By the way, just the fact that is thread has attracted so many posters and is now over 19 pages proves that many of the "incels" here are volcels who are unwilling to approach.

There are probably less than 10 truecels like uninstall on here who have approached at least 200 women.
 
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Approaches 31/7/2018

Let's make 5 approaches and go home.

1. Some nervous femoid ignored me completely.

She was 5/10 but probably thinks she is 10.

I would gladly insert my penor in her though.

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I am horny af right now. This should act as a catalyzer but it is raining again and l can't go to the metro. I have been compromised there. I have to run street game.

I am in a mall that used to go to a lot in the beginning of this mission. I must be fairly unknown here.

I just set a 1 minute countdown for my first approach here.

As you know, I believe that you should do your first approach in a venue as quickly as possible upon entering the premises.

2. Quick moving foid

As expected she passed by me.

The problem is that I currently don't see immobile foids other than staff and l prefer not to approach the staff because they are approached frequently.

Not many foids today. Don't know why. All shit so far.

3. Hot as bitch passed by me and made a face of disgust.

What a shit day boyos and it's all because I can't go to the metro.

4.lmfao approached some bitch that was waiting for someone she didn't know.

When l said hi. She said hi like she expected to meet me.

The l said u look nice and her brain rearranged and she learned whats upp.

I asked her what she is waiting for referring to a bus.

She stopped talking to me and burried her face in her phone.

I said good luck in the fight against autism. You can do it and left.

I need 1 more approach for 250 rejections. Let's do it.

My bus came.

I will reach 250 officially tomorrow.

751 to go

overall shit fucking day

mainly because of the lack of prospects - JFL - most foids were mega ugly, too young, too old, mega fat

very few average bitches and that's it

let's hope for the better tomorrow
Have to agree with @Vorbei, this thread has definitely become one of the highlights of my day.
It would mean a lot to many of us if you succeeded, there is nothing more satisfying than putting a lot of work into something and having it work at the end. And if you don't succeed, well, low inhibition is still a very useful personality trait to have.

thanks for the support.

that's why I keep going

without this support, it would be way harder
 
@uninstall at this point you should think about approaching ethnic foids tbh tbh
 
you should lower your standards

after 200+ approaches, it should be obvious you must "calibrate" lower
 
I like the way you tell them good luck in the fight against autism.
 
just give up at this point your just a beta cuck
 
I said good luck in the fight against autism. You can do it and left.
omfg:lul::lul::lul: based af

I was rooting for you at first but im pushing for you a hell of a lot more now. you can do it!!!!
 
omfg:lul::lul::lul: based af

I was rooting for you at first but im pushing for you a hell of a lot more now. you can do it!!!!

Thanks.

I used to say just good luck in the fight against autism

But today added you can do it and it sounds better.

I may add a thumbs up too haha

It is a perfect line for bitches that burry their face in the phone tbh
 
U think u could manage to approach foids which are in a group at this point? I mean u did over 200 foids now which were alone. U would have much more possibilities if u would approach groups.
 
U think u could manage to approach foids which are in a group at this point? I mean u did over 200 foids now which were alone. U would have much more possibilities if u would approach groups.
The only thing worse than a single femoid is a flock of femoids.
 
Love this thread! I may start my own....

So what are your plans for when you reach 1,000 rejections?

Uninstall masochism
My suggestion.
 
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U think u could manage to approach foids which are in a group at this point? I mean u did over 200 foids now which were alone. U would have much more possibilities if u would approach groups.

yes, groups are an upcoming battle
 
This is the single best thread on this site. Easily
 
Approaches 1/8/2018

Ok boyos...here we go again.

I will go for 7 approaches today to compensate for Monday and Tuesday.

Just 7 that's all l have to do.

1. Lol approached some foid while waiting for the bus.

Complete ignore. She looked like a 5 but with expensive clothes.

And was slightly older looking.

Anyway fuck her.

At least, my start was quick.

Did the approach withing a minute of starting the session.

I guess the numbers behind my back are talking. In the beginning, l needed an hour or more to overclock myself.

0. Approached some JB. I didn't know she was JB from the back. She looked at me stupefied. Not gonna count it though.

2. Validation whore - 5/10 face, 6/10 body - shit frame

Epic long conversation with some validation bitch on the way to the mall (not the one from yesterday)

We talked for like 10 minutes. She was like a clone of Veronica for those remembering her but better.

The convo was pretty basic and after 10 minutes l dropped the bf question.

She said yes.

POS.

She was giggling the whole time IOIs and shit.

As soon as she said it. I dropped her like a bag of shit.

I told her that l am going to buy a birthday present for my sister ( a lie) and even asked her what to buy. She gave me suggestions. She even asked me questions.

She seemed mega interested.

She asked me what I work...and every other question I asked her

She was the perfect age for me - 25.

And yet boyos

UNINSTALL LAW STRIKES AGAIN.

I swear. I felt like l could kiss her...but it was all for validation.

She seemed GIGA RECEPTIVE.

But under the hood was GIGA Unreceptive.

The old me would have been broken.

The megarejected me will just makes another approach.

Fuck l hate validation whores tbh.

3. Approached some decent looking foid while exiting the mall.

I failed at the mall - too many couples and people burned my approach receptors.

I said hi. How are you. You seem nice..and she smiled but passed by me.

0. I approached some foid but she didn't stop not gonna count it.

4. Holy shit some Ukrainian slut

The kind you see on date in Ukraine sites.

She turned out to be a doctor visiting for short - until Saturday.

I tried to number close her but she said l am married.

Holy shit my dick got so fucking hard.

She was a 6 with heavy make up and body designed for penor insertion.

Holy shit ........I wanted to fuck her so bad....but no

Zero surprises here.

She is still here.

Holy shit

I would last like 10 seconds with this high level whore.

Her accent was like a porn movie itself.

5. Approached some blonde 4

I said. You look friendly and sympathetic. Are you?



Her body language was clear as a day - get away faggot.

She then said no I am not and started looking for her phone l think.

I said good luck in the fight against autism. You will do it one day and left.

Ok.

Two more to go and it will all be over for today.

6. Seated bitch waiting for the bus

Basic convo - what are you up to, what do you work, hiwbold are you

....

Then she dropped the boyfriend bomb.

But at least she was somewhat uncomfortable. She wasn't actively seeking for validation.

And when she said boyfriend l stopped talking.

But when her bus came she said bye...

She was kinda ugly - less than 4 - ass looked fine though.

One more to go.

Fuck. My bus came. The next one is after 20 minutes. I am taking it.

Anyway, l did 6 legit approaches.

All rejecto. One validation energy vampire.

745 to go

I can sense my inhibition lowering. The girls are less and less nervous and that's because my nervousness is low and this mirrors within them.
 
I am glad to see you make goal and stick with it so far. Even if you reach 1000 approach and fail at least you will have some sense of accomplishment that you made goal and stuck with it. Good job I hope for the best for you
 
You inspired me. I decided to walk around my local college campus saying hi to everyone. Everyone waved back and said "hi"... except for the girls; they scowled and wouldn't even glance at me. I think they saw from their peripheral vision that I was ugly. The girls have been trained too well. Haha...

And these girls were ugggghhhhhleeee. I'd say about two-thirds of them would be turned down by the majority of guys on this site!

I don't know if I'll go out again; it depends how much of an annoyance I can be. If they won't even say 'hi' it's going to be hard to talk to them. I guess I could talk at them, haha.
 
You inspired me. I decided to walk around my local college campus saying hi to everyone. Everyone waved back and said "hi"... except for the girls; they scowled and wouldn't even glance at me. I think they saw from their peripheral vision that I was ugly. The girls have been trained too well. Haha...

And these girls were ugggghhhhhleeee. I'd say about two-thirds of them would be turned down by the majority of guys on this site!

I don't know if I'll go out again; it depends how much of an annoyance I can be. If they won't even say 'hi' it's going to be hard to talk to them. I guess I could talk at them, haha.

I started the exact same way.
 
I started the exact same way.
Then I'm imitating the best. ;)

Actually, saying 'hi' to everyone was what my therapist told me to do. It's hard to engage people because everyone is always on their phone! I guess if I interrupt girls texting Chad (or about Chad) it may be even more fun.

The one thing about aggressive approaching is that I worry about pushing my luck too far. Security on campus, and all that. I'm not a student, so I don't know if I'm even allowed to be on campus!
 
yes, he does.

Even my male model profile struggles to get dates with average and below average girls. Cold approaching and Tinder only works if you are prepared to date down massively, like 4-7 points. There is a reason why all the girls catfishman catfished are ugly as fuck or obese. OP is likely average or below average looking so he has precisely zero chance getting laid from a cold approach. His only chance is social circle.

I´ve cold approached over 500+ girls IRL so I actually know what I´m talking about unlike the teens on here who have never even tried.
Who tf can afford to date down 7 points, Chads dont go for a 1/10, hard cope
 
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