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Brutal i was a fakecel all along i just didn't know it

cvury

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people here be saying people under 18 shouldn't be on this site and that is facts, i thought it was bs until now. recently i've been staying at a nut hut residential facility, as some of you may know. part of my treatment is being banned from the internet because of, you know. my chronic basedness. anyways i ended up sneaking on here anyways to tell you my success story. after being admitted i struggled. i was 250 pounds riddled with acne greasy hair and a very anti social personality. i was 100% sure i was an incel. i stayed up in my room for so long jerking off to light novels and shit. anyways one day after catching me jerking off to loli porn on a home visit they took away all my electronic devices and that really changed me as a person. after being incredibly bored all day every day i eventually decided to apply self care to my cripplingly sad character. ive lost 50 pounds, cleared up acne. took showers (yes just take a shower bro it works nigga). and vwalla. a whole new person. i dont have a girlfriend but i am more a very happy person who is no longer miserable all the time. the cvury you know is dead. i want to be a successful person in life now. have a family and shit. anyways, if you're under 18, please i beg turn off your phone/computer/blackberry and apply yourself to the world. be nice to your family and the people around you. start caring about yourself. take some schizo pills. im free nigga fuck this site. im not an incel. i declare myself a normie npc, i plan to get my electornic devices august. if im not totally banned by now ill see you guys then. Peace frens.
 
I am recessed, no shower will fix that
 
What’s your height @cvury ?
 
you're just in denial. One dose of reality from a roastie whore and you'll be back here in no time :feelskek:
 
Give it a month or two, if you dont find a girl, most likely its over.
 
I did the same... 9 years ago.
Not all of us have the luxury of being fakecels.
 
You'll try to get laid, miserably fail and get back here :feelsjuice:
 
bathing changed your life :feelshmm:
 
You'll try to get laid, miserably fail and get back here :feelsjuice:
i still have the social skills of a rock but hopefully not, even if i do live as an incel i dont want to return to this toxic wasteland
 
i still have the social skills of a rock but hopefully not, even if i do live as an incel i dont want to return to this toxic wasteland
u need earn money get height surgery and u can then get some pussy. I know you can do it before 30. Go and grind and prove the niggas here wrong
 
If you were overweight and simply refused to shower and take care of yourself, then yes, you were and still are a fakecel. Fatcel who doesn't shower = volcel. Can't change my mind either. Over 15% body fat and not showering means you are a volcel. Nothing wrong with that but this forum isn't then for you.
 
If you were overweight and simply refused to shower and take care of yourself, then yes, you were and still are a fakecel. Fatcel who doesn't shower = volcel. Can't change my mind either. Over 15% body fat and not showering means you are a volcel. Nothing wrong with that but this forum isn't then for you.

There's no weight loss for your face, there's no weight loss for your height, and there's no weight loss for your race.

To be fair...

There is a shower for your face, there is a shower for your height, and there is a shower for your race. ;)
 
There's no weight loss for your face, there's no weight loss for your height, and there's no weight loss for your race.

To be fair...

There is a shower for your face, there is a shower for your height, and there is a shower for your race. ;)
There is weight loss for your face, if you are fat as fuck it shows on your face too. You are also assuming body doesn't matter, it does. FATCEL = VOLCEL. End of story
 
LetMeHelp
 
You
people here be saying people under 18 shouldn't be on this site and that is facts, i thought it was bs until now. recently i've been staying at a nut hut residential facility, as some of you may know. part of my treatment is being banned from the internet because of, you know. my chronic basedness. anyways i ended up sneaking on here anyways to tell you my success story. after being admitted i struggled. i was 250 pounds riddled with acne greasy hair and a very anti social personality. i was 100% sure i was an incel. i stayed up in my room for so long jerking off to light novels and shit. anyways one day after catching me jerking off to loli porn on a home visit they took away all my electronic devices and that really changed me as a person. after being incredibly bored all day every day i eventually decided to apply self care to my cripplingly sad character. ive lost 50 pounds, cleared up acne. took showers (yes just take a shower bro it works nigga). and vwalla. a whole new person. i dont have a girlfriend but i am more a very happy person who is no longer miserable all the time. the cvury you know is dead. i want to be a successful person in life now. have a family and shit. anyways, if you're under 18, please i beg turn off your phone/computer/blackberry and apply yourself to the world. be nice to your family and the people around you. start caring about yourself. take some schizo pills. im free nigga fuck this site. im not an incel. i declare myself a normie npc, i plan to get my electornic devices august. if im not totally banned by now ill see you guys then. Peace frens.
You'll become the same incel you were when you fail your challenge:smonk::smonk:
 
There is weight loss for your face, if you are fat as fuck it shows on your face too. You are also assuming body doesn't matter, it does. FATCEL = VOLCEL. End of story
You can still be seen as ugly so no not necessarily.
 
it's just funny that loli porn is what did him in

they had to take him to the facility for reprogramming because he was touching his peen to tweenie cartoons

Stephen Colbert Idk GIF by The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
this is too true it hurts
 

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