Serious I think my parents are starting to catch on to my Fapping

[Deleted member 250]

Recently, a few months ago my Sex drive reached an all time high and I was beating my meat atleast 4 times a day.

I have helicopter parents so my mum likes to open my door wide open at least 6 times during the day when I’m gaming, I keep the door closed for sound purposes when I talk to people on my mic and my mum never closes my door after she leaves.

She’s been complaining to me about a horrendous “musty” smell and I can’t smell it because I’m nose blind.
As an excuse I said it was just the pile of old dirty clothes near the corner of my wall

 

[Deleted member 250]

For anyone saying “febreeze”
It’s not really effective

 

[guerillahubris]

Lol theyve known for a long time dude

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

https://www.containerstore.com/s/cl...ted-room-closet-sprays/12d?productId=10002716
This is what i use / very effective eliminating odors

 

[Givingup20]

Lol theyve known for a long time dude

 

[Deleted member 5653]

If possible just lock yourself in the toilet to fap. And to be honest, does it really matters if they know? They probably expect you to do it anyway.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

My parents know I fap

 

[whogivesafucc]

who givse a fuck dude hahahaaha literally every human being masturbates.

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Open your windows and air out your room you smelly fuck

 

[forevergymcelling]

My parents used to do this shit all the time so I went to the shop, bought a lock and installed it myself. Tell them to stop coming in your room without knocking, if they carry on buy a lock. Living without privacy is hell.

 

[CryingxWolf012]

Who cares, keep fapping my man. no need to hold on to all of that bad juju.

 

[masterwizard]

Stop being a subhuman, get some tissues and clean up after each time. Flush it down the toilet. Open your window for some fresh air.

Alternatively go for the high test option and let your mum catch mid fap.

 

[Stoiccel]

My parents used to do this shit all the time so I went to the shop, bought a lock and installed it myself. Tell them to stop coming in your room without knocking, if they carry on buy a lock. Living without privacy is hell.

This. Be more assertive. I recommend you stop wearing pants in your room so your mom will get the picture.

 

[_incelinside]

Kek, my parents complain about smell too, it's over

 

[IronMike]

Stop fapping in your room FFS. Do it in the bathroom, just pretend your shitting and turn the fan on

 

[koreancel26]

my parents walked in on me jerking off multiple times and i never gave a shit lol. does it really matter to them?

 

[Hoffman_13]

people can smell semen , everyone knows what you're doing
at least keep the windows open
try leaving the room for a while and then come back in to smell it

 

[Ritalincel]

Who cares, keep fapping my man. no need to hold on to all of that bad juju.

Do it in the bathroom, just pretend your shitting and turn the fan on

 

[chadmarco]

My room must smell like straight balls

 

[The End]

You're an adult. Your parents just have to accept you are sexual.

I tried to pretend to be asexual for a long time, but I found it easier just to make my sex-drive unhidden, but not a big deal. I don't rub their faces in it, neither figuratively nor literally, but if they ask I am honest.

 

[incel scum]

Tell her its just your bad genes causing the smell. Incels smell bad everyone knows this.

 

[blackcel]

My family knew. Hell, my dad even walked in on me once and he just laughed and said I need a girlfriend. My mom says she hated the weird smells that came from my room. My sister just told me she could every every little thing I do in my room.

I didn't give a fuck.

 

[KyloRen]

I think it's literally impossible for any parent to not know. They all know you do it.

 

[Deleted member 6501]

 

[FeminismsCancer]

NoFap is against my human rights.

 

[Robtical]

Aim it at her and say "watch out before I squirt ya"

 

[Deleted member 3291]

I love making my room smell like cum and my bed sheets as well, it’s why I always cum into my boxers. At my parents house my mom would always try to open the window but I would tell her no.

 

[Vainglorious]

My father walked in on me a few times. Everyone knows young dudes jack off all the time. My room smells like a cum rag--just another reason no one is allowed in.

 

[Iagoisdone]

Bro's wife complains about my nephew. Poor kid born without a sense of smell. Baking soda. Sprinkle it on furniture or rugs, and rub in it. Let it sit for a few hours, Vacuum. Wash down surfaces, and ffs change your sheets at least once a week.

 

[Dry Spell]

who givse a fuck dude hahahaaha literally every human being masturbates.

I don't.