It is cucked to work when I can win big payouts quickly. I’ve won money on slot machines. I will just casinomax like 2 a week.
Don't. You will always lose if you gamble.
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He's either joking or he's addicted. If it's the latter OP please play some cash online Poker with me it's also a nice form of gambling
I am good at slot machines
I would never gamble. Either I lose everything or I get too greedy and end up in a fight.
Casinos are a scam.
I can’t do table games i need to jack off while gamblingHe's either joking or he's addicted. If it's the latter OP please play some cash online Poker with me it's also a nice form of gambling
They already kicked me once before for jacking off at the slot machine
How you get horny while playing slots lol?They already kicked me once before for jacking off at the slot machine
Gambling is a scam brocel. But I like blackjack though
Some of them have animations. Look up sisters of oz slot machine .
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You got lucky. Think about it, if you win, casino loses. Now no business that operates at a long term loss can survive. Therefore the very existence of the company that put the machines there is a proof that it is a scam.
Look up sisters of oz slot machine
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This is legit one of the best displays of low IQ I've seen on the forum.
Slot machines have bonus rounds for you to win extra money
Gambling is a scam until it is not. My highest win is $50. But that was years ago.
thats it, you dont need to know any more. its cucked to work, just neet your life away. neet & LDAR is the way to go
Start gambling more often
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You should study some probability theory and learn about the concept of expectation.
I understand probability
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Slot machines can pay out
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I mean I know every spin isn’t profitable. You just need a few big spins to make up for it.
Based. I gamble using a stock trader app on my phone
scams not detected . is
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I don’t understand itBro, you really, really don't get it.
Just don't bet your life savings on it.
I do go on dry streaks but also the wins hit big sometimes
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That's what I'm trying to tell you. You don't understand that it's a losing proposition in the long-run, so don't do it.I don’t understand it
There is no such thing as a professional slots player. It comes down to a very simple concept in probability called expectation. The expected value of all of your bets in any negative expectation game will be a negative number. This means that you are losing some % of your money with each bet you make, regardless of whether you win or lose.
Let me illustrate this with a simple example. We'll play a game of coin flipping. If it lands heads, you win a dollar for each dollar you bet. But if it lands tails, you lose a dollar and five cents for every dollar you bet. This is a negative expectation game. You may get lucky and win in the short term on a hot streak, but given enough trials (bets), you will eventually lose all of your money. This, coupled with betting limits, is why the house always wins. It's just mathematics. The slot machine is one of these games with a more varied set of outcomes, but the end result is that you will lose that money faster (it might be a dollar and 25 cents lost for every dollar bet or something to that effect).
Let P(W) be the probability of winning and let P(L) be the probability of losing, where W is how much you win and L is how much you lose.
If P(W).W - P(L).L > 0, then it's a winning game and you should bet accordingly (bet some proportion of your total betting money, so you don't go broke due to a streak of bad luck). If the expression is < 0, then you shouldn't play and expect to win in the long-run. If the expression = 0, then it doesn't matter if you play or don't, because you will break even in the long-run.
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How are there no professional slot players? I see people in there regularly all the time
How are there no professional slot players? I see people in there regularly all the time
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Holy shit, bro. You really need to avoid the slot machines now.I
Based and slotpilled. Be sure to borrow a bunch of money too, you can just pay it off later when you hit a huge jackpot
You will become the Michael Jordan of Slot Machine playing!!!
can't tell if pajeetpost or baitpost
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He's pajeetposting. Look at his posts in the thread. It's 100% not a bait.can't tell if pajeetpost or baitpost
good luck
I’m still using my life saving down $2k but still have like $12k leftBased and slotpilled. Be sure to borrow a bunch of money too, you can just pay it off later when you hit a huge jackpot
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It's already over for you, brocel. Take that $12k and invest it. Gambling on slots is lighting it on fire.I’m still using my life saving down $2k but still have like $12k left
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I’m thinking about this moreImagine how much crab legs you could buy if you won at the casinos
Thanks however I’ve lost most of my $12k now and took a cash advance on my credit card to play
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slots me. you would go bankrupt gambling.
use winnings to buy crab legs
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Quit playing slots and start playing no limit Texas holdem
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