Experiment I Said A Blackpilled Idiom, Here's How My Parents Reacted

[tulasdanslos]

They were watching a stupid ass show about tiny houses and in that episode there was a single male having his house revamped.
I yelled:
"Soltero maduro, ¡maricón seguro!"
And they got mad, mum said:
"No, your uncle is single and he's not a faggot, also your dad was single at 42."
And dad said
"I wAsn'T SINGle I was diVoRcED."

Sorry about Spanish. It's truly one of those idioms that can't be translated.

 

[Deleted member 21514]

How old are your parents?

 

[tulasdanslos]

How old are your parents?

Father is 68, mother is 58.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

Father is 68, mother is 58.

how old are you?

 

[tulasdanslos]

how old are you?

I'm 23 buddy boyo.

Now talk about the topic or else...

 

[Deleted member 22907]

I'm 23 buddy boyo.

Now talk about the topic or else...
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fuck you mog me by interacting with your parents

 

[tulasdanslos]

fuck you mog me by interacting with your parents

Well I'm still living at their place so I don't see how I could not interact with them. Glad to hear you're independent and have your own home.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

Well I'm still living at their place so I don't see how I could not interact with them. Glad to hear you're independent and have your own home.

I still live with my parents lol

 

[tulasdanslos]

I still live with my parents lol

Oh.

Do they leave your lunch at your room door like a Japanese hikki? This is more fascinating than the original topic tbh.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

Oh.

Do they leave your lunch at your room door like a Japanese hikki? This is more fascinating than the original topic tbh.

Nah I just go into the kitchen, say a couple of words then fuck off back to my room.

 

[Dionysus]

i hate being monolingual

 

[Koruga]

Are you Spanish or Latino? I have heard that a few times.

 

[tulasdanslos]

Are you Spanish or Latino? I have heard that a few times.

Both. Double nationality, bro.
I picked up the sentence from 4chan, lmao. Never heard it IRL.

 

[DepressionTookMyIQ]

"Soltero maduro, ¡maricón seguro!"

"Old and single, faggot for sure amigo!"

 

[metabuxx]

Me no spanish

 

[Yerberito]

over for spanishcels