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SuicideFuel I lost my 5600 dollar slots jackpot on $50 spins

I didn’t want to talk about it but I lost the 5600 dollar slots jackpot I got after I did $50 slots machines spins. It went fast every time I clicked button 50 dollar on the line. That money is fucking GONE godamnit incel life always gets worse for me ALWAYS. And my teeth are hurt even more today I can’t keep taking these ibuprofens

All I have left if jackpot is photo jfl
Oy vey
Thanks for the $
My family own shares in casinos
 
You have a better chance in ascending, than profiting off those spins
 
If you want to improve your life,
quitting gambling would be a great first step, in the right direction.
 
Why are you playing this shit? Playing poker or betting on the NBA is much better
 
Eat some crab
 
i do not know how to tell you this. but you are fucking your life up in every conceivable way possible. rotting your teeth. which will lead to extreme pain and discomfort and debt that a walmart greeter cannot afford. CONTINUING TO BET AFTER YOU WIN A JACKPOT. ruining your laptop by making it greasy as shit. i dont know what even to tell you.
 
Why are you playing this shit? Playing poker or betting on the NBA is much better
I’m trying to learn to be better at slots machines
 
Through science
 
Over for gamblercels
 
Evilcheader failednormie. Saysitsover
 
I am played roullete some weeks ago and I lost more than $1000 in this shit
 
Man i wish I could go back to this before I spent it
 
Stop gambling now!!
 
I didn’t want to talk about it but I lost the 5600 dollar slots jackpot I got after I did $50 slots machines spins. It went fast every time I clicked button 50 dollar on the line. That money is fucking GONE godamnit incel life always gets worse for me ALWAYS. And my teeth are hurt even more today I can’t keep taking these ibuprofens

All I have left if jackpot is photo jfl
Oy vey
 
Why not get your teeth fixed if you are in so much pain?
 
Keep playing Brocel. The more you play the more likely you’ll eventually win :bigbrain: It’s just simple math nigger
 
I didn’t want to talk about it but I lost the 5600 dollar slots jackpot I got after I did $50 slots machines spins. It went fast every time I clicked button 50 dollar on the line. That money is fucking GONE godamnit incel life always gets worse for me ALWAYS. And my teeth are hurt even more today I can’t keep taking these ibuprofens

All I have left if jackpot is photo jfl
Thanks for the money goyim
 
I didn’t want to talk about it but I lost the 5600 dollar slots jackpot I got after I did $50 slots machines spins. It went fast every time I clicked button 50 dollar on the line. That money is fucking GONE godamnit incel life always gets worse for me ALWAYS. And my teeth are hurt even more today I can’t keep taking these ibuprofens

All I have left if jackpot is photo jfl
retarded lmao only blackjack poker and smart sports betting is profitable the rest is just throwing away your money
 
retarded lmao only blackjack poker and smart sports betting is profitable the rest is just throwing away your money
I want to become a professional slot machine gambler
 
If I look at this thread it is a suicide fueling
 
I didn’t want to talk about it but I lost the 5600 dollar slots jackpot I got after I did $50 slots machines spins. It went fast every time I clicked button 50 dollar on the line. That money is fucking GONE godamnit incel life always gets worse for me ALWAYS. And my teeth are hurt even more today I can’t keep taking these ibuprofens

All I have left if jackpot is photo jfl
Gambling being addictive will be the biggest mystery to me

How in the shit is it addicting to lose money?
 
And I fucking bet all those slots and poker games are fucking rigged in way there’s no doubt
 
And I fucking bet all those slots and poker games are fucking rigged in way there’s no doubt
They're not rigged. The odds are known for video poker games, the very best machines you can find have a 99.44% win percentage with perfect play. Realistically, the best you'll find are under 97%, and have low variance so you'll never win big anyway.

Slots are just obviously terrible and they don't even pretend like you have any control. I really don't understand why people like those.
 
How do you not cash out a jackpot?
 
I didn’t want to talk about it but I lost the 5600 dollar slots jackpot I got after I did $50 slots machines spins. It went fast every time I clicked button 50 dollar on the line. That money is fucking GONE godamnit incel life always gets worse for me ALWAYS. And my teeth are hurt even more today I can’t keep taking these ibuprofens

All I have left if jackpot is photo jfl
Be careful with casinos man, those are evil companies with fake promises, casinos are basically legal scam companies
 

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