Blue pill faggots loves to virtue signal and tell us silly inkwells to just take showers bro! I just took a shower 15 minutes ago
WHERE IS MY GF HUH?????
WHERE IS MY GF HUH?????
She’ll show up any moment bro
have faith
have faith
You need to take 100+ cold showers to unlock gf
Mustn't have been a cold shower then
WHAT?? IT DIDNT WORK FOUR YOU??
dude bro man when i showered i got 10 stacies clinging on my dick as soon as i left the shower yours might be broken wtf
dude bro man when i showered i got 10 stacies clinging on my dick as soon as i left the shower yours might be broken wtf
19 years of forming my personality and no pussy
Forgot tactical soap
NO NO NO HAVE YOU NOT TRIED THE ANDREW TATE APPROVED COLD SHOWER METHOD
#1 foolproof method
Try being Chad and showering.
She’s on her way rn
It takes 24hs but if you use soap it should be down to 12
once you get out look in the mirror and repeat "i am adonis"
Shower isn't enough you toxic inkwell you need a haircut too
It never started19 years of forming my personality and no pussy
You forgot to lift weights while taking a shower
You need another 8 brocel
Hold up, only after you meditate for 30 minutes!
She will appear, wait 72 hours.
wait 72 hours
I remember when I believed all this crap.
Chad can literally have a skid mark on his underwear and will get his cock sucked clean.
Chad can literally have a skid mark on his underwear and will get his cock sucked clean.
True lmfaoo
Perhaps you lack chad face
i was told the shower had to be at least 15 minutes long
Invent Chad-water that shapes everyone’s face into chad or stacy in one facewash
Was it a cold shower tho?
no girlfriend for u nigga
of course how could i forget
Nah Luke warm
That's why.
Take 365 cold showers before you can even HOPE for a 1/10 to look you in the eye.
Have you even been MANIFESTING POSITIVE ENERGY???????
HAVE YOU EVEN TOLD YOURSELF YOU ARE ADONIS IN THE MIRROR.
You have to say it over, and over, and over and over and over.
"I AM ADONIS. WOMEN LOVE ME. I AM ADONIS WOMEN LOVE ME. I AM ADONIS. WOMEN LOVE ME. I AM ADONIS. WOMEN LOVE ME."
You inceldom is SELF-INFLICTEEE
EEEEEEEEEED!!! 
You get 72 virgins if you die in the shower from what I hear
you forgot to be confident and funny
Have you tried lifting weights, attending therapy, reading feminist literature, and touching grass while you shower?
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just wear better clothes and lift weights
Your right I’m a complete buffoon for taking Luke warm showersThat's why.
Take 365 cold showers before you can even HOPE for a 1/10 to look you in the eye.
Have you even been MANIFESTING POSITIVE ENERGY???????
HAVE YOU EVEN TOLD YOURSELF YOU ARE ADONIS IN THE MIRROR.
You have to say it over, and over, and over and over and over.
"I AM ADONIS. WOMEN LOVE ME. I AM ADONIS WOMEN LOVE ME. I AM ADONIS. WOMEN LOVE ME. I AM ADONIS. WOMEN LOVE ME."
You inceldom is SELF-INFLICTEEE
Your pfp reminds me of that one YouTuber that i used to watch as a kid who made Omegle videos I forgot he’s name tho but he was funny asf
sorry brocel, but showering alone won't do. BARE MINIMUM is shower+100k net yearly+6'4+gymmax. anything else and you're a filthy chud who should kill himself
le chudderino hitlerino to be more exact
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