I just stimulated my private with my mouth

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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

I know this is a joke post but I can do that as well.

It's pretty disappointing (Just like fapping doesn't feel like a handjob)

 

[Deleted member 60]

I know this is a joke post but I can do that as well. 

HOW?

 

[opsec]

HOW?

Get in the position every day and push yourself until you can

 

[Deleted member 60]

Get in the position every day and push yourself until you can

dick size?

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

You must be flexible.

So you where just joking about you paranoia.

 

[Kointo1]

What the fuck?

Why would the government concern themselves with a virgin sucking his own penis?

 

[Deleted member 2119]

HOW?

Have a big D and your dick has to be fairly large for your body size. I'm not really flexible so I could potentially do it better if I "practice" it. But it's a waste of time for me because It's not arousing. I can't even get aroused from normal fapping

 

[Deleted member 60]

Have a big D and your dick has to be fairly large for your body size. I'm not really flexible so I could potentially do it better if I "practice" it. But it's a waste of time for me because It's not arousing. I can't even get aroused from normal fapping

pics?

 

[Richard spencer]

What the fuck?

Why would the government concern themselves with a virgin sucking his own penis?

Self suck will make femoids obsolete.

 

[opsec]

dick size?

Mine is 7.5 inches

But apparently reddit sluts manage to get bigger.

"hurr porn isn't real life". Bullshit. As long as those two people aren't computer generated, this bullshit is real life and disgusting. Anybody who mogs my dick size needs to be offed as inferior mutations of science.

 

[Deleted member 1627]

I actually can my dick very close to my mouth even though I'm kind of fat. If my dick was bigger I would be in heaven

 

[Deleted member 60]

Mine is 7.5 inches

But apparently reddit sluts manage to get bigger.

"hurr porn isn't real life". Bullshit. As long as those two people aren't computer generated, this bullshit is real life and disgusting. Anybody who mogs my dick size needs to be offed as inferior mutations of science.

unexpected suicide fuel.

 

[opsec]

unexpected suicide fuel.

I am?

Idk I didn't mean to. Normally it's 5.5 but if I don't fap for weeks I can get to however tall a galaxy note 8 is + an inch (7.5?)

But i can only get my tongue on half of the head. I have troubles with committing to the full thing if u feel.

 

[GunnaSecure]

Auto fellatio is overrated as fuck. I've seen videos and it's always gay guys. Being straight and sucking your dick is just gonna make you feel disgusting.


not that i would know

 

[opsec]

Auto fellatio is overrated as fuck. I've seen videos and it's always gay guys. Being straight and sucking your dick is just gonna make you feel disgusting.


not that i would know

Ofc it felt disgusting.

This is kind of a PSA to not try this. It's a sin anyway. Forget it.

 

[Themisterpepsi]

Mine is 7.5 inches

Allah has surely blessed thee

 

[nausea]

superloled at this thx

 

[whogivesafucc]

i used to do that a lot, it's fucking horse shit. don't waste your time doing this, it literally feels like nothing. it just feels like you're sucking a dick rather than getting your dick sucked

 

[opsec]

i used to do that a lot, it's fucking horse shit. don't waste your time doing this, it literally feels like nothing. it just feels like you're sucking a dick rather than getting your dick sucked

ya i agree tbh, was not that good.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

I know this is a joke post but I can do that as well. 

I wish i could but i can't.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

pics?

Wait so you want a dickpick? Lmaoo

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I wish i could but i can't.

it doesn't feel good

 

[Tellem--T]

This thread is unbelievable

 

[Deleted member 2119]

This thread is unbelievable

What?

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Wait so you want a dickpick? Lmaoo

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it doesn't feel good

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Doesn't hurt to try.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Doesn't hurt to try.

Meh you just taste your dick in your mouth and it's not arousing

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Meh you just taste your dick in your mouth and it's not arousing

I would use my imagination to make it arousing, same as when i'm wanking.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

I would use my imagination to make it arousing, same as when i'm wanking.

Hmm maybe I am a little bit special there. I can't get aroused by having my dick in my hand/mouth. It sounds weird but I have to rub my dick against my bed to ejaculate lmao

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Hmm maybe I am a little bit special there. I can't get aroused by having my dick in my hand/mouth. It sounds weird but I have to rub my dick against my bed to ejaculate lmao

It's the opposite thing for me, i can't cum unless i brutally choke my dick, i hope he doesn't mind all the abuse lol.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

It's the opposite thing for me, i can't cum unless i brutally choke my dick, i hope he doesn't mind all the abuse lol.

Well how big is your dick? You could practice  autofellatio if it's long enough. I can't cum unless I emulate some kind of sexual movement

 

[Kointo1]

It sounds weird but I have to rub my dick against my bed to ejaculate lmao

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Well how big is your dick? You could practice  autofellatio if it's long enough. I can't cum unless I emulate some kind of sexual movement

17 cm but i can't reach it because i'm fat and inflexible, one day, just one day i will.

 

[pakicel]

brother im getting concerned, where is your haya?

 

[Juxtaposition6]

brother im getting concerned, where is your haya?

Right here.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Yes lol I can't fap get aroused by any other method lol. Don't pretend like it's the weirdest thing you have ever heard No I don't cum on my bed that would be nasty

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17 cm but i can't reach it because i'm fat and inflexible, one day, just one day i will.

Ah you should lose some weight then.

 

[Kointo1]

Yes lol I can't fap get aroused by any other method lol. Don't pretend like it's the weirdest thing you have ever heard

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Yes lol I can't fap get aroused by any other method lol. Don't pretend like it's the weirdest thing you have ever heard

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Ah you should lose some weight then.

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Yes, i will resume my diet do physical activities when i reach 100 kilogrammes.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

I can't do anything about it lol It's just the way I am sadpepe.jpg I'm using a tissue so everything is clean and everything else would be nasty lol

 

[Juxtaposition6]

I can't do anything about it lol It's just the way I am sadpepe.jpg I'm using a tissue so everything is clean and everything else would be nasty lol

I use thick tissues which i fold into a cone shape so i can fap with one hand holding it against my dick and switch between different explicit imagery using my other hand to move the mouse, very practical.
I recommend it to everyone.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

I use thick tissues which i fold into a cone shape so i can fap with one hand holding it against my dick and switch between different explicit imagery using my other hand to move the mouse, very practical.
I recommend it to everyone.

I guess everyone has their own methods to get aroused.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

I guess everyone has their own methods to get aroused.

True but the method i use has more to do with a practical context than to an arousing one, this is so i don't have to hold the tissue with my hand and the other one jerking my cock, it my case, i can jerk off using only one hand, the other being free allowing me to do all sorts of things like drinking something or eating something or check the time etc.