It's Over i just stabbed myself

[Emba]

Yes bros i stabbed myself with a switchblade....

I was cutting the paper off a sausage and the blade slipped into my finger. Stabbed all the way to the bone.

It hurt and bled alot. But i rinsed it off in cold water and used compression so it stopped bleeding long enough to slap a 7 year old bandaid on it.

Good thing my knife was sharp otherwise my cut wouldn't have sealed up so quickly.

Anyway... I finished my sausage crackers and i feel better now.

 

[Diocel]

You ate em cracka!!

 

[Emba]

You ate em cracka!!

I was too low on soup bro

 

[Mogged Loner]

Y U cutting sausage with a switch blade?

 

[gymletethnicel]

did you stitch your wound?

 

[Emba]

Y U cutting sausage with a switch blade?

Sure bro, because it's a ak74 böker with a bayonet blade. Very sharp to make thin slices. (Because i can)

did you stitch your wound?

Nah. Its small. The bandaid seens to be working good enough.

Besides, stitches are for snitches!

 

[Azaylias]

tfw you accidentally commit japanese ritual suicide while trying to prepare a sausage

 

[curryboy420]

What a dummy

 

[Lone-Star]

Y U cutting sausage with a switch blade?

I usually cut pretty much everything with my butterfly knife because its the sharpest blade in the house.

 

[Chin]

Sewer tier post

 

[Emba]

tfw you accidentally commit japanese ritual suicide while trying to prepare a sausage

correct, pure clickbait... Caught and confessed!

Besides, seppuku is usually an after dinner affair.

I usually cut pretty much everything with my butterfly knife because its the sharpest blade in the house.

I carry butterfly plylers! Leatherman tool. It's ok, but far too dirty for food prep. I use it for cutting weeds and stuff in my yard. (And mash ticks and fleas with the plylers)

 

[Wexy]

FBIcels were frantic for a moment there

 

[pp183]

You ate em cracka!!

 

[Rambocel]

FBIcels were frantic for a moment there

Yeah I assume you were gearing up to go on one of those Muslim stabbing rampages for the glory of Allah

 

[Emba]

Yeah I assume you were gearing up to go on one of those Muslim stabbing rampages for the glory of Allah

Not with a switchblade! Them things are mostly just toys. Besides, Allah sucks jewgod dick.

 

[bait____]

Stabs me

 

[InMyCellInHell]

I hope you don't get it infected and need fucking amputation. Deep cuts are no joke man.

 

[your personality]

Total: 122 (Incels: 49, Bluepillers: 73)

 

[Emba]

I hope you don't get it infected and need fucking amputation. Deep cuts are no joke man.

4~5mm isn't that deep.

 

[InMyCellInHell]

4~5mm isn't that deep.

Alright, well good luck man. I hope it heals quickly without issue.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Sewer tier post

 

[Darkleet]

Clean it with alcohol, don’t let it get infected

 

[Cope_Time]

Bait thread.

 

[waste matter]

hope you're fine now

 

[Lone-Star]

correct, pure clickbait... Caught and confessed!

Besides, seppuku is usually an after dinner affair.


I carry butterfly plylers! Leatherman tool. It's ok, but far too dirty for food prep. I use it for cutting weeds and stuff in my yard. (And mash ticks and fleas with the plylers)

Nice, mine is just a knock off benchmade 51, it still cuts like hell though

 

[Emba]

Nice, mine is just a knock off benchmade 51, it still cuts like hell though

Benchmade is overpriced. D2 is nice though. Mine's aus8. I like to freak out normies with my plylers though. Lol! (It's just stainless)

 

[Uglyme]

Based stabpill

 

[Emba]

hope you're fine now

Yeah bro. Its ok. The hole shrank fast.

That's why folks always say "a sharp knife is safer than a dull knife." Probably because it heals faster.

 

[Lone-Star]

Benchmade is overpriced. D2 is nice though. Mine's aus8. I like to freak out normies with my plylers though. Lol! (It's just stainless)

Yeah, I could never afford a real one tbh, that's why I bought a chinese knock-off. Still looks the same though, and the steel is surprisingly good quality.

 

[Emba]

Yeah, I could never afford a real one tbh, that's why I bought a chinese knock-off. Still looks the same though, and the steel is surprisingly good quality.

You should check out the microtech otf switchblade knock offs. Super cool stuff. Not as strong as a balisong but just as cool.

 

[waste matter]

Yeah bro. Its ok. The hole shrank fast.

That's why folks always say "a sharp knife is safer than a dull knife." Probably because it heals faster.

Good to hear boyo

 

[yellowcel]

don't they just say that about cutting food or stabbing people though?

share knife hurts like fuck

 

[Emba]

don't they just say that about cutting food or stabbing people though?

share knife hurts like fuck

Good question... I seem to remember it more as a chef thing more than a woodsman thing. But knife fighters keep a sharp knife because you need to be able to cut through stuff in order to get to a specific target area... Lungs arteries ligaments...

But yeah, getting cut hurts!
...

Sharper heals faster therefore safer?