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NSFW I jerked off more than 40 times within the last two days. I'm doing sperm retention

Stupid Clown

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My balls feel dry and my muscles are sore. I'm going to take a break to make masturbation more pleasurable. At this point it's become such an addiction that I can't feel good unless I masturbate. I'll be playing a video game, then I'll masturbate 5 times within an hour, wash the cum off my hands, continue playing, then masturbate another five times.

Time to do sperm retention to summon a trad wife
 
 
And I was proud of 6 in a day
 
1744473196328
 
I jerk off 1-2 times a week for that exact reason. It feels 100x better.
 
Am I the only one that found it feels the best after a few in a row?
 
:dafuckfeels: bro's going for the world record
 
I understand though. Best to try and take a break though if possible.
 
Are you trying to get ed or what
 
goodluck brocel the first few days are hell
 
goodluck brocel the first few days are hell
Nevermind. I'll nut once a week. I'm not going months without masturbation. I'll be furious.
 
I got too depressed to masturbate back in early december and I haven't done it since. No benefits, except ig I like the fact that porn weirds me out again.
 
Good luck, I’m scratching my skin off after 3 days no jerk. But maybe you have better self control than me
I've gone a year without it at most. I just get hyper aggressive.

Good luck, I’m scratching my skin off after 3 days no jerk. But maybe you have better self control than me
Hopefully I do.
 
I stay masturbating during 5 hours, I think during this time you'd stroke like 10 ?
 
Missing the [Gooner] tag.
 
My balls feel dry and my muscles are sore. I'm going to take a break to make masturbation more pleasurable. At this point it's become such an addiction that I can't feel good unless I masturbate. I'll be playing a video game, then I'll masturbate 5 times within an hour, wash the cum off my hands, continue playing, then masturbate another five times.

Time to do sperm retention to summon a trad wife
holy shit is that even possible? that's more than i have done in the past 2 months
 
How does your dick even work with xxy?
 
Impressive numbers
 
My balls feel dry and my muscles are sore. I'm going to take a break to make masturbation more pleasurable. At this point it's become such an addiction that I can't feel good unless I masturbate. I'll be playing a video game, then I'll masturbate 5 times within an hour, wash the cum off my hands, continue playing, then masturbate another five times.

Time to do sperm retention to summon a trad wife
That's not humanly possible for me
 
Your stamina mogs me i only did it once a day at my "peak" now like once a week or two
 
God damn my boy you are a God damn pump machine. Get them crank gains lmao.
 
Yea I also just avoid commercial garbage entirely. Amateur, solo, 3d animated is all I watch now or VR games.
 
Why banned? CUM BACK! :feelskek: :feelsbadman:
 

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