JFL I instructed a chatbot to create a poem about Lard’ass-o

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Create a short poem about Lizzo eating at a Chinese restaurant and ordering large quantities of food. James Cameron walks into the Chinese restaurant and sees Lizzo. James Cameron is sad because the Titan imploded recently. Lizzo uses her personality to cheer James Cameron up.

Lizzo walked into the Chinese shop,
Ordering food that would make your jaw drop.
James Cameron came in feeling low,
The Titan had imploded, his face in woe.

Lizzo saw him, with a smile so bright,
A friend in need, a friend in sight.
She shared her food, she shared her cheer,
James Cameron felt better, his pain disappear.

Together they ate, shared stories with glee,
They laughed and joked, their spirits free.
Lizzo's personality, a beacon of hope,
She lifted his soul, she helped him to cope.


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[NirvanaFan1988]

What's the obsession with this fat monkey?

 

[El Diablo]

What's the obsession with this fat monkey?

Entertainment I guess. It's like going to the zoo!

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Lizzo is so fat - it takes her twice as long to get an abortion than normal weight foids.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Watermelon potato chips will be coming out soon with Lizzo as the spokesperson.