My friend wants to write a book about dragons

[Tetsuya]

He wants me to proofread and edit pages upon pages of this because professional editors charge too much and he wants to clean it up before sending it to publishers. What would you do?

This is the plot summary from what I've gathered:

There are four species of dragons and each lives on a different part of the continent. There are fire dragons, ice dragons, forest dragons, and wind dragons. Each type of dragon has unique powers. The fire dragons live in volcanoes, the ice dragons live somewhere extremely cold, the forest dragons live in forests, and the wind dragons live in the sky.

The different species of dragons all get along fine because they live in different habitats. The dragons earn gold by working as mercenaries for the different kingdoms that inhabit the continent. When the kingdoms have disputes with each other and go to war, they hire dragons to help them fight. The dragons always fight against the opposing army's troops, but don't actually fight the other dragons because they believe it is wrong to harm another dragon.

One kingdom wants to harness the powers of all types of dragons to create an unstoppable fighting force, so the kingdom begins a project where over many years they pay different kinds of dragons to breed with each other, and then they pay the dragons to keep the offspring. The progeny of these dragons mates with each other, and they create a race of super dragons that have the powers of all types of dragons.

The super-dragons are unbeatable in combat and do not have a sense of dragon morals, so they are willing to fight the other types of dragons too. Using the super-dragons the kingdom that owns them is able to conquer the entire continent except the outer reaches that they don't care about.

Elves and dwarves live in the outer reaches and are sworn enemies. They both decide that it's too dangerous for one kingdom to have all the super dragons, and that the continent needs to be restored to its original state. The dwarves dig deep into the earth to find the bones of extinct dragons long past, in hopes that elves can use magic to extract DNA from them and that they can use this DNA to impregnate the 4 species of dragons and create dragons powerful enough to defeat the super-dragons.

Here is an excerpt involving DRAGON SEX:

"Alas* cryed king Salzar "my plan is becoming perfection!" King Salzar sat on his gold throne and watched as the two prize dragons eyed eachother. The red fire dragon reared on his legs and flapped his wings with vigor. The ice dragon stared with her icey blue eyes. The flaps of the fire dragon did not turn Tundra on, the flaps of the fire dragon were not erotic to an ice dragon. "Let the games begin" cryed King Salzar as the dragons faced eachother. Hesitating Tundra assumed a crouched position and displayed herself for Tiberious. She knew what she was doing was a crime against nature, but dragons will do anything for money, including crimes. Dragons care not for human law to violate a human law is nothing to them. There morals are dragon morals and this went against dragon morals which did not allow mating between different dragons. She raised her tail high in the air as Tiberius approached her from behind then monted her. Frost came out of Tundras mouth and she felt as if she had been stabbed by a firy sword as Tiberious began to take her. He flapped his wings as he gave mighty thrusts and smoke and fire shot out of his mouth. King Salzar watched the display in awe of the beasts before him and got out of his throne so he could stand further away due to the intensity of the display before him. King Salzars gaurds watched too as Tiberious roared and growled while Tundra huffed and frost flew from her mouth. The guards were so shocked by the great vigor of the desplay in front of them they had never seen such a display of pure animal lust and as the room shook as Tiberious roared even louder. Even the banners on the wall of house Salzar were flapping and some were even singed from the hot flames that shot out of his mouth.
Just then the queen Razlas entered the room and gased at the smell smell of smoke and frowned at the singed banners. "The housemaids will be busy all week fixing those she said. Watched the passion of the dragons and seeing his own wife made King Tiberious thing back to when he was 19 and price and had just married princess Razlas. Oh that magnificent first night together on the passion. A virile man King Salzar had stayed up all Night thrusting and thrusting his wife as she screamed so loudly with passion that the housemaids and guards were scared. "Come sit on my lap dear" King Salzar said as the dragons consumated. "A consumation of dragons what an awful sight!" said Queen Razlas as she watched in horror as the dragons roared and procreated. Still she could not help but be slightly impressed by the specimens in front of her. The shaft of Tiberos measured 10 feet long and fully penetrated tundra with each thrust as it took her.
Suddenly Tiberius let out an incredible roar, one that shook the whole castle and was heard for miles away. Red oozes shot forth from his shaft and filled the icy snatch of Tundra. Tundra haughtily breathed frost as she lay down to recover from whad had occured. "Yaay!" cheered Salzar the great king as he watched the red ooze dripping from Tiberius swollen shaft and saw it dripping from Tundra too as he knew the dead had been done. Now said Tiberius do not forget out deal! 10000 gold pieces! The sex had been ok but the real excitement and passion for dragons is money. A dragon can never accumulate enough. A dragon remembers his frist gold piece the way a boy remembers his first time having sex. Dragons remember their first time having sex too but it is not as exciting to them as it is to humans. They enjoy pleasure from it as king Salzar could see from there faces, but the pleasure on Tiberius face was about three...

Where the fuck do I even start

 

[Fraud.]

Pls tell him to add niddhog

But crazy potential, mirin

 

[hikkicel]

tell him to add dragon sex. in order to maintain the dragon dynasty or whatever there is, the siblings have to fuck each other. they start to like fucking their closely related relatives as a new culture trend and after a few generations, this whole dragon universe outbreeds itself into complete chaos.

 

[xoxo_404]

 

[St3v3Cel]

Tell that nigga to just send it to the publishers, as is.

 

[Tetsuya]

tell him to add dragon sex. in order to maintain the dragon dynasty or whatever there is, the siblings have to fuck each other. they start to like fucking their closely related relatives as a new culture trend and after a few generations, this whole dragon universe outbreeds itself into complete chaos.

that was dragon sex. now here is an excerpt about laying eggs. idk why dragons love money so much JFL:

"No I cant do it here I need some an ice nest" said Tundra. King Salzar was so mad that something was about to shoot from his ears only it wasnt frost it was steam. You will lay your eggs here he commanded! Our best sientists know you can lay your eggs here there is no need for an ice nest for this type of egg. Our sientists know the biology of dragons and know how they lay there eggs. The sientists had been doing experiments day and night to determine how to breed the dragons and how to best accomodate the laying procedures. They discovered when you mix ice and fire the result is water. Once they knew this they knew the female ice dragons would not need ice nests to lay there eggs. They could be laid on the bare ground. The reason is that when you have ice and fire combined you get water witch is room temperature. Because Tundra had mated with a fire dragon, the eggs would be room temperture eggs that could be laid right in the castle for king Salzar and his gaurds to watch
over.

"NOW LAY" Yelled king Salzar as he grew impatient with the pregnant dragon. I will have my gaurds stab you in the tummy if you do not lay right now! "Fine I will do it but I need 500 more gold" said Tundra, shocked at what she was going to do to bring in the gold. King Salzar was mean and cheap but even he saw the value of paying the dragon extra to coperate because he knew the value of a dollar and knew that the thick armor on dragons is too thick for a poleaxe of the gaurds to peerce with there blades.

Tundra squated and grunted and groaned as the eggs swirled inside her. King salzar watched in horer as she grunted and roared. If a man had made such noises king Salzar would have thought him to be constipated. In a way, thought king Salzar, pregnancy is a bit like constipation. The removal of a baby or eggs is not an easy process, it requres force and pushing much like constipation. Tundra huffed and puffed as she grunted and pushed. Finally she roared at the top of her lungs and pushed and a huge purple egg came out. "Just as I predicated said Quervius!" The red eggs and the blue eggs together creted purple eggs. "YES!" Yelled King Salzar, but he was hopping for more eggs to get his moneys worth from the dragon. Then like a great flood eggs began shooting and spraying from Tundra as the dragon squated and pushed and pushed. There were to many eggs for king salzar to count right then, at least 30.

Tundra collapsed, so worn out from her pushing that her abdominal muscles ached. She felt as if she had torn herself pushing the eggs out, but when Quervius inspected it he was pleased to inform her that while she was a little stretched out she was almost as good as new. "Where is my extra 500 gold?" asked Tundra as the gaurds collected teh eggs and pushed them together. WHERE IS MY 500 GOLD?" she began roaring. King salzar frowned, he was hoping that Tundra would have forgotten his promise to pay more. Unfortunately for Salzar a dragon is like an elephant and never forgets at lest when it comes to money. Tundra grew so agitated that she devoured a poor gaurd in one bite. The other gaurds watched in horror hopping they would not be the next to be eaten. One more was eaten before King Salzars men returned from the treasury with 500 pieces of gold to calm the dragon. "Now that's more like it," Tundra said the