I helped a little slug get to where it needed to go

[Truckzo]

so here in alaska during the rainy season i guess you could call it all of the worms and shit come out along with multiple different species of slugs




the slugs eat all of the junk on the ground and dead worm carcasses but are still annoying as shit because you have to avoid stepping on them because they are gross, Anyways i was outside watching my grandfather fix my bike when i saw this stupid yellow slug almost get ran over by my uncles motorcycle and stepped on and i felt bad for him as he was my only source of entertainment just watching him move along the ground so i went inside my house and got a paper towel to scoop him up on a put him in the dirt with a shit ton of other slugs


this was my only good deed of the day btw


i think he was going over to the dirt because he saw another yellow slug? and he wanted to fuck it idk? or maybe go into my grandmas green house? and eat whatever we were growing? but now he will go on to breed if he doesn't die and make more slugs for me to avoid and potentially help

 

[CIA nigger]

lifefuel for slugcels tb2qh

 

[Ika-Sama]

I must be Satan compared to you, I pour salt on those fuckers all the time.

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

I must be Satan compared to you, I pour salt on those fuckers all the time.

same, I enjoy watching thiings suffer

 

[Truckzo]

I must be Satan compared to you, I pour salt on those fuckers all the time.

bro is going to come back as a slug and get salt poured on him



my mom used to do that but now she knows i care for animals and shit so she doesn't do it anymore

 

[Truckzo]

same, I enjoy watching thiings suffer

i enjoy human suffering sometimes


you know when people do you wrong and you see them in some kind of pain?


but not innocent creatures like slugs who are so damn slow and wont do anything to anyone

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

i enjoy human suffering sometimes


you know when people do you wrong and you see them in some kind of pain?


but not innocent creatures like slugs who are so damn slow and wont do anything to anyone

I like watching innocent things suffer especially, because its a reflection of my own suffering

 

[Truckzo]

I like watching innocent things suffer especially, because its a reflection of my own suffering

i understand that ngl


tbh humans are just so.... evil you know they deserve a bit of suffering no person is truly innocent



we have all killed a bug before just to be mean

we have all made fun of somebody

we have all lied

we have all done something wrong

 

[Cobalt1257]

The only slug I'm helping is the one that's getting fired into my brain at 500mph with a shotgun.

 

[InternalJizzz]

I gave a dollar to a homeless guy outside of walmart today, felt like a good boi

As for the slug, you should've ate him

 

[Truckzo]

As for the slug, you should've ate him

the slug was either a "yellow slug"


or a banana slug which if it was a banana slug and i ate it my mouth would have went numb

 

[InternalJizzz]

the slug was either a "yellow slug"


or a banana slug which if it was a banana slug and i ate it my mouth would have went numb

Banana slugs are usually only found in very lukewarm tropical regions such as South America or the Caribbean, it was probably some other species, might be a leopard slug with yellowish coating. I know cause we frequently have slug infestations my mom's garden.

Yeah your mouth would've went numb from the acidic excretion so you probably wouldn't be able to savor the little guy

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

I must be Satan compared to you, I pour salt on those fuckers all the time.

Because they're ugly, that's literally how toilets view us. Many toilets like to inflict emotional damage unto us because they're as disgusted by us as many people are to slugs, insects, and arachnids.

 

[nystagmuscel]

I enjoy watching thiings suffer

 

[Filipinocel]

The only slug I'm helping is the one that's getting fired into my brain at 500mph with a shotgun.

Brutal

 

[Sexless incel]

bro is going to come back as a slug and get salt poured on him

 

[TheCatMan]

You're a black guy living in Alaska? Nice.

 

[Deleted member 44415]

so here in alaska during the rainy season i guess you could call it all of the worms and shit come out along with multiple different species of slugs




the slugs eat all of the junk on the ground and dead worm carcasses but are still annoying as shit because you have to avoid stepping on them because they are gross, Anyways i was outside watching my grandfather fix my bike when i saw this stupid yellow slug almost get ran over by my uncles motorcycle and stepped on and i felt bad for him as he was my only source of entertainment just watching him move along the ground so i went inside my house and got a paper towel to scoop him up on a put him in the dirt with a shit ton of other slugs


this was my only good deed of the day btw


i think he was going over to the dirt because he saw another yellow slug? and he wanted to fuck it idk? or maybe go into my grandmas green house? and eat whatever we were growing? but now he will go on to breed if he doesn't die and make more slugs for me to avoid and potentially help

Im dark triadmaxxing but still cant bring myself to kill small bugs and animals, even cockroaches which I hate a lot. Probably because my parents are moralfags and raised me like that

 

[Indari]

based life respecter

 

[Indari]

You're a black guy living in Alaska? Nice.

supplement vitamin d my nigga @Truckzo

 

[Truckzo]

supplement vitamin d my nigga @Truckzo

?

 

[Indari]

?

niggas need more sunlight to produce vitamin d than whites , and you already get very little in alaska as it is. you're probably low

 

[Emba]

lifefuel for slugcels tb2qh

so here in alaska during the rainy season i guess you could call it all of the worms and shit come out along with multiple different species of slugs

The only slug I'm helping is the one that's getting fired into my brain at 500mph with a shotgun.

the slugs eat all of the junk on the ground and dead worm carcasses but are still annoying as shit because you have to avoid stepping on them because they are gross, Anyways i was outside watching my grandfather fix my bike when i saw this stupid yellow slug almost get ran over by my uncles motorcycle and stepped on and i felt bad for him as he was my only source of entertainment just watching him move along the ground so i went inside my house and got a paper towel to scoop him up on a put him in the dirt with a shit ton of other slugs


this was my only good deed of the day btw


i think he was going over to the dirt because he saw another yellow slug? and he wanted to fuck it idk? or maybe go into my grandmas green house? and eat whatever we were growing? but now he will go on to breed if he doesn't die and make more slugs for me to avoid and potentially help

 

[InternalJizzz]

Fucking same man, it's always the same, inkwell trait

 

[Garbage Life]

lifefuel. good on you

 

[InMemoriam]

Can slugmaxxing help you ascend?!

 

[ForevrAlone]

I honestly thought that Alaska was a frozen hellhole all year