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Cope I have some fruits. I am coping with red apples, bananas and orange

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Today we cope with golden apples! :feelscomfy:

I am a certified applecel :feelshmm:
 
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They say you can't compare apples to oranges. But I am a bad boy :feelsdevil: I will compare them :feelsdevil:

The apples were sweeter than the oranges, but the oranges were juicier than the apples :feelsokman:
 
Ah nice! I’ve been meaning to eat more fruits and eat more healthy food in general. I’m glad I have found this thread.

Bananas were okay. But I don't like peeling bananas. It is difficult and messy.
Ah man, a while back I learned a secret for eating bananas. You can pretty easily snap a banana in half, and the peel will pretty neatly break in half as well. From there, you can eat the banana half at a time, or squeeze it out of the peel cleanly without touching the inside. Ever since I learned this years ago, I do this whenever I have bananas.
 
Based comparison :feelzez:
:feelsYall:
You can pretty easily snap a banana in half, and the peel will pretty neatly break in half as well. From there, you can eat the banana half at a time, or squeeze it out of the peel cleanly without touching the inside.
:feelsahh: :feelshehe:

I will keep this in mind next time I eat banana fruits :feelsokman:
 
i prefer mangos, peaches, cherries, blueberries

i try to go to jamba juice at least once a week to get my weekly nutrition needs

the secret to staying healthy is lots of cardio, veggies, nuts, and fruits. thats pretty much it. if you go without these for too long notice carefully how your overall health declines and your stress levels increase

the easiest way to get unhealthy real fast is to drink lots of alcohol, regularly smoke cigarettes/weed, eat lots of junk, sit/rot all day

this homeless blackcel is extremely unhealthy: stress from sleeping outside, drinks alcohol to cope with loneliness/homelessness, regularly eats junk, likely doesn't regularly eats fruits/veggies:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJRcP-lPBqw&t=127s
 
Apples are the ideal fruits for incels. Apples are cheap, common, boring.

Apples also last long before they spoil, ideal for incels who want to reduce the amount of time going outside.

You will never see a woman impressed by a man eating an apples. You will not see Chad eating apples either. Apple is a not a Chad fruit.

Chad and Stacy eat expensive exotic fruits :lasereyes: Chad will eat dragon fruit and passion fruit, he will neve eat apples :feelsohgod:


@Choler
I need to make a thread about how apples are the most ideal fruit for incels. I will tag you in that, too :feelsokman:
 
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New batch of apples! :feelsdevil:

Imported from Moldova :feelsokman:

They have a rich, earthy flavor to them :feelshmm:
 
Apples are the ideal fruits for incels. Apples are cheap, common, boring.

Apples also last long before they spoil, ideal for incels who want to reduce the amount of time going outside.

You will never see a woman impressed by a man eating an apples. You will not see Chad eating apples either. Apple is a not a Chad fruit.

Chad and Stacy eat expensive exotic fruits :lasereyes: Chad will eat dragon fruit and passion fruit, he will neve eat apples :feelsohgod:


@Choler
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