not even kidding. I've been in hospital for like 6 hours and they say I can't leave and won't tell me why. Went in because of coughing and shortness of breath
Will keep thread updated
Will keep thread updated
Escape and cough on everyone.
Please keep us updated bro. You’re our man on the inside 
srs tho, I wish you a speedy recovery. get well soon : ^)
srs tho, I wish you a speedy recovery. get well soon : ^)
Cough on em or fakecel
Can you come to my house and help me get the disease PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I WANNA DIE SO BAD
Not sure about that but I can definitely lick some door handles, specifically OBGYN offices
Based
High T
i will give you $20 to cough on me, or at least on my workplace
I guess they will test you in a short time
Normies aren’t entitled to their health.
Show em what Son Wuhan is all about
W O W
Update: Nurse tells me that they are officially testing me for COVID-19
lol jfl. watch these posts explode in few weeks when everyone and their mom has this shit
Tbh
Psycho/Schizocel. Sent to asylum for being incel
Post photo of your test results once its done.
Post photo of your test results once its done.
Any tips how to maximize spread?
Thats a terroristic threat sir. Incels.co does not condone this.
Shahidmaxx with your coughs and I shall try my damndest to have you canonized among us should you pass away in the process
Yet another brag thread
Absolute LARP. Please don't no one fall for this. And if you have already, snap out of it!
Weaponize your spit by putting it into a water gun and shooting normies with it. They will think it’s just a funny joke until they start coughing and wheezing the next day.
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mogs me
Let the anger out my man. Jesus said that not even the Israelites would be spared from the plagues at end of the world (I'm not a christian).
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lick them? just spit and rub the saliva over the door handle JFL
Crazy looking bitch in your avi
I saw that several infected ricecels did that, and they were arrested. The person in the post should be very careful.
I think this virus does not kill people below 50.
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for real? where was this lol
Hello cuckma, put me in the capture please.
I saw him in this video, he is a youtuber who usually talks about these topics, but he is in Spanish. From minute 2:40 they talk about the Chinese who infected elevators.
Lol your first mistake was going to the hospital so soon. I would have tried to spread the diseas as much as possible and acted like it was an accident
it has very low mortality for them. but in the case you become hospitalized even if young, could suffer permanent lung damage
JFL
Normies aren’t entitled to their health.
What if incels are immune to this virus?as a true mentalcel who is sub8 and don’t interact in physical contact I don’t think I can get that virus. Thoughts @Transcended Trucel
Time to go ER by coughing
If i was in your situation, i'd make sure that if i go down then im bringing the rest of society down with me.
@BlkPillPres if this thread isnt a joke, then OP has the pERfect opportunity to create some chaos.
@BlkPillPres if this thread isnt a joke, then OP has the pERfect opportunity to create some chaos.
if your truly isolated like @Emba tier. your unlikely to get it and even if you do, you likely won't get substantial symptoms if your young and not even know about it. but if your NEET and live with parents or go out ocssionally for groceries, almost guaranteed to get it at some point. As America has done literally nothing to slow the spread.
op doesn't need to. this shit will spread heavily no matter what he does. it's already started and can't be stoppedm literally no country besides Singapore, Italy, China, south Korea and few others will have cases flat line. the rest will have skyrocketing cases
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Any young incel who gets it would probably be a part of that .02%
You will vanish magically
over for you
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