Venting I hate company parties

[Ellsworth]

They are so brutal because pretty much everyone has fun because they have kids or at least a gf, while I have nobody. I just try to quickly eat then disappear but I can’t leave too early because they will be like wow you sure left early. Sucks because they would be fun with a gf or my own kids but absolute suicidefuel when you are all alone. Year after year by the way.

 

[incelerated]

Once again I have to say that I am eternally grateful that this shit is not a thing where I live. I can't get my head around it why people would have to hang out with their coworkers after work.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

brutal samem thankfully coronoa had helped somewhat here

 

[crew2]

I hate being in any situation where I can't just fuck off back to my PC and Playstation at any given moment and that definitely includes parties. I quit a previous job because they insisted on doing team building shit once a month.

 

[Ellsworth]

brutal samem thankfully coronoa had helped somewhat here

Last year it did but this year things are back to normal.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

If you work at a place that has company parties you mog me

 

[Deleted member 34664]

OP mogs me, he gets invited to social events.

Seriously tho, just say you have to take care of stuff, need to sleep, or aren’t feeling well. Those are valid excuses to leave a gathering that won’t draw suspicious attention.

 

[Black Soul]

mogs me in having a job

 

[crestfallencel]

luckily i have been able to dodge these for a while due to corona-chan, even now large gatherings aren't allowed where i work

 

[unsettling]

i hate them too

 

[Deleted member 5712]

I always wanted to fuck a drunk whore at a company party
but even whores ignore me and i end up just eating cookies alone then leaving early

 

[Deleted member 21230]

Just tell them you don't want to go, they can't fire you for that (I hope)

 

[N-Digger]

You shouldn't be obligated to attend social events outside of work. Just showing up and doing your job should be enough.

 

[Kaisercel]

Once again I have to say that I am eternally grateful that this shit is not a thing where I live. I can't get my head around it why people would have to hang out with their coworkers after work.

Same. Maybe it's a thing if you work in big corporations? I really don't know.

 

[Deleted member 34772]

Get super wasted and throw the punch bowl at the nearest Chad or foid.

 

[Ellsworth]

Get super wasted and throw the punch bowl at the nearest Chad or foid.

Work for ultra religious company..zero alcohol.

 

[52baldcurryjanitor]

They are so brutal because pretty much everyone has fun because they have kids or at least a gf, while I have nobody. I just try to quickly eat then disappear but I can’t leave too early because they will be like wow you sure left early. Sucks because they would be fun with a gf or my own kids but absolute suicidefuel when you are all alone. Year after year by the way.

aren't they boring as fuck. like you can't lit at that party or do some 4/20 etc or flirt with women

 

[CantEscapeYourFate]

Fuck the boss all his cocksucking faggots that attend the company parties. They think they're better than you just because they get along with the other normies in the company, FUCK THEM.

 

[Emba]

I wouldn't wear them company panties if i were you.

 

[Deleted member 31092]

There is nothing more joyless than work related "fun."

 

[Sigma]

Undeniable incel trait
Company parties evoke a lot of hatred and/or depression

 

[erenyeager]

Do this next time

 

[Deleted member 34301]

Brutal and relatable. If I have lunch with coworkers in my internship I just say nothing because they talk about kids and houses and stuff. I wish I had a gf and a normal life