Takuji Mamiya
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I know it’s kind of off season, but this was brought to my attention a couple of days ago in a thread on here somewhere and I think it’s a pretty good talking point.
Think about what Halloween meant to you as a child, for me personally, it was innocent fun. I always used to go as Minecraft Steve every year lmao, if you went trick or treating then you would get infinite chocolates and shit to eat for the rest of the afternoon. As a child, Halloween is supposed to be a time where kids dress up and have fun with their family.
As an adult? It’s fucking AWFUL. Instead of fun, it’s about partying and sex. Foids during this time are hilarious and enraging. “Sexy” this, “sexy” that, “sexy” Fortnite Peely. Halloween was always a corporate goyslop celebration, but you didn’t know that as a kid. Now, as literal fully developed adults, we have these dumb fucking whores dressing up as slutty little bunny’s, all to get fucked by Chad in the corner while snorting coke and getting drunk. It’s completely fucking ridiculous. These foids fucking enrage me, they dress up in this tight little miniskirts and we can’t stare?? Sorry, chads eyes only. They all go to these loud fucking parties, every foid on my street dresses up in skimpy outfits and goes to parties, and I have to watch them every single year getting drunk with cum still seeping out of their pussies. I fucking hate them. I wish I could just fucking eliminate them all. (In GTA 5 using the Homelander mod, of course)
Foids have completely corrupted the childlike innocence that Halloween used to have. Hilarious because the dudes don’t dress up like this, they always have creative and funny outfits. But the foids? It’s like they NEED to dress up as a slutty whore pirate, fuck creativity, I need to get fucked by Chad!!
And this is on the ever growing list of reasons to hate foids. Where does it stop? Will we have Christmas whores? Easter whores? New Years whores (we already have those).
Think about what Halloween meant to you as a child, for me personally, it was innocent fun. I always used to go as Minecraft Steve every year lmao, if you went trick or treating then you would get infinite chocolates and shit to eat for the rest of the afternoon. As a child, Halloween is supposed to be a time where kids dress up and have fun with their family.
As an adult? It’s fucking AWFUL. Instead of fun, it’s about partying and sex. Foids during this time are hilarious and enraging. “Sexy” this, “sexy” that, “sexy” Fortnite Peely. Halloween was always a corporate goyslop celebration, but you didn’t know that as a kid. Now, as literal fully developed adults, we have these dumb fucking whores dressing up as slutty little bunny’s, all to get fucked by Chad in the corner while snorting coke and getting drunk. It’s completely fucking ridiculous. These foids fucking enrage me, they dress up in this tight little miniskirts and we can’t stare?? Sorry, chads eyes only. They all go to these loud fucking parties, every foid on my street dresses up in skimpy outfits and goes to parties, and I have to watch them every single year getting drunk with cum still seeping out of their pussies. I fucking hate them. I wish I could just fucking eliminate them all. (In GTA 5 using the Homelander mod, of course)
Foids have completely corrupted the childlike innocence that Halloween used to have. Hilarious because the dudes don’t dress up like this, they always have creative and funny outfits. But the foids? It’s like they NEED to dress up as a slutty whore pirate, fuck creativity, I need to get fucked by Chad!!
And this is on the ever growing list of reasons to hate foids. Where does it stop? Will we have Christmas whores? Easter whores? New Years whores (we already have those).





