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I gave myself a pubic haircut

StefiBeaLipton

StefiBeaLipton

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My pubic hairs are so rich that I could raise a vegetation in there, and because there is no real point in only trimming it or shaving it all clean because my penis would look like a naked mole, I gave myself a pubic cut in a straight line up the middle.
The new pubes are in the image of a balding man's head, the sides of my crotch giving it a leveled effect.
When ejaculating on my belly, the ejaculatory fluid would often spill on the pubes, but now I don't have to deal with it anymore, and when my crotch get sweaty, they will not rub against my thighs and create an uncomfortable friction because I kept the sides thick.
I have no clue how comprehensive this post is or if anyone understands it too but I already feel as if shaving a row in my pubes changed my life somehow.
 
why? it doesnt even matter for us. lmao.
 
why? it doesnt even matter for us. lmao.
Please Be Patient I Have Autism 530x2x
 
did you save the pubes?
youre losing spiritual powers by cutting and throwing away body parts
 
Why are you telling us
 
I too give myself haircuts in public!
 
Pubes can be smoked
 
I accidentally read "public haircut" and was confused as shit
 

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