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Serious I did a patrol with Thai police, and the case we got proved that JBWpill is real and brutal

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So I was doing a night shift patrol with Thai cops (can’t tell why) and we received a 191 call (basically 911) which told us to stop a fight

The epic twist is that the caller is a fat white man with his Thai slave gf, he called the police because he’s afraid of his Thai girlfriend’s ex boyfriend who is a Thaicel that is angry and jealous at them so he threatened the couple

I just couldn’t hold my laugh when I need to translate the situation to the cops :feelskek:

It’s over for this cucktry
 
Wait so are you a cop or not ?
 
I honestly don't understand the whitecels who can SEAmaxx. Everytime some random person sees you on the street in SEA, they're going to think that guy's a fucking loser who didn't make it in the west and that's why he came here to try to get some poontang. Then you walk around there like you're some fucking king because some low-tier thai bargirl let you hit it from the back for 30 bucks. And you could have fucked escorts in your own country too.

Not to mention you're just fucking up the situation more in Thailand.

SEAmaxxers are garbage and it doesn't even work.
 
So I was doing a night shift patrol with Thai cops (can’t tell why) and we received a 191 call (basically 911) which told us to stop a fight

The epic twist is that the caller is a fat white man with his Thai slave gf, he called the police because he’s afraid of his Thai girlfriend’s ex boyfriend who is a Thaicel that is angry and jealous at them so he threatened the couple

I just couldn’t hold my laugh when I need to translate the situation to the cops :feelskek:

It’s over for this cucktry
YOU FUCKING LADYBOY IT DEPENDS IF @Dregster ALLOWS IMO IF HE IS AT LEAST 8/10 TRANNY FROM THAI HANDJOB OR BLOWJOB IS FINE BUT ONLY IF HE HAS A CUTE LADYBOY FACE (IM VIDEOSPIEL)
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I am also part of the FBI (fat booby inspectors)
 
I just wanna geomax as a sort of vengeance against nature.
 
Wait so are you a cop or not ?
Fed
 
I honestly don't understand the whitecels who can SEAmaxx. Everytime some random person sees you on the street in SEA, they're going to think that guy's a fucking loser who didn't make it in the west and that's why he came here to try to get some poontang. Then you walk around there like you're some fucking king because some low-tier thai bargirl let you hit it from the back for 30 bucks. And you could have fucked escorts in your own country too.

Not to mention you're just fucking up the situation more in Thailand.

SEAmaxxers are garbage and it doesn't even work.
 

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