I cant relax when I fap because my parents never knock before barging in

[Total Imbecile]

Always have to have one earbud out listening for footsteps when fapping and my escape macro engaged so I can quickly close out of everything

Anyones parents like this too? So frustrating, I will finally be able to relax soon and fap like a man, and they will be away for like 2 weeks, it will be glorious

 

[Deleted member 14805]

Your door has no lock?

 

[Total Imbecile]

Your door has no lock?

No, but wtf is even the point if I lock my door theres only one reason why youd be doing so in the middle of the day...

 

[Deleted member 16809]

Yeah I had this when I visited my grandmother.
I was fapping while lying in bed and literally the moment I started orgasming she barged into my room so I was looking at her face (my bed is angled straight to the door) while ejaculing, it was such a cringe worthy moment

 

[LastGerman]

Time to go no fap.

I was fapping while lying in bed and literally the moment I started orgasming she barged into my room so I was looking at her face (my bed is angled straight to the door) while ejaculing, it was such a cringe worthy moment

Did it really happen?

 

[Deleted member 818]

Lol my mum doesn’t come home until around midnight, so I’m safe on that front.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

try fapping while you shower tbh, its much more comfortable and easier to clean up afterwards

 

[Deleted member 16809]

Time to go no fap.



Did it really happen?

Yes

 

[LastGerman]

Yes

What happened afterwards?

 

[truthpill]

Always have to have one earbud out listening for footsteps when fapping and my escape macro engaged so I can quickly close out of everything

Anyones parents like this too? So frustrating, I will finally be able to relax soon and fap like a man, and they will be away for like 2 weeks, it will be glorious

Yes my mom always seems to barge in not giving a single damn

 

[Total Imbecile]

try fapping while you shower tbh, its much more comfortable and easier to clean up afterwards

Yeah no, I spend like an hour edging before I go for the kill, also my porn collection wouldnt fit on my phone and I like to jump around between different videos

 

[OverBeforeItBegan2]

yeah, same problem here, they never respected my privacy.

 

[Deleted member 16809]

What happened afterwards?

She pretended nothing happened even though she could tell based on my facial experession that I was orgasming (I was covered by bed sheets so she could only see my face), there was a period of like 5 second silence then she proceeded to tell me what she wanted to tell me

 

[Ellsworth]

Yeah I had this when I visited my grandmother.
I was fapping while lying in bed and literally the moment I started orgasming she barged into my room so I was looking at her face (my bed is angled straight to the door) while ejaculing, it was such a cringe worthy moment

Lol!!!

 

[TheSecondComing]

Always have to have one earbud out listening for footsteps when fapping

me

No, but wtf is even the point if I lock my door theres only one reason why youd be doing so in the middle of the day...

exactly

 

[LastGerman]

She pretended nothing happened even though she could tell based on my facial experession that I was orgasming (I was covered by bed sheets so she could only see my face), there was a period of like 5 second silence then she proceeded to tell me what she wanted to tell me

You should have revealed your penis then.

 

[TheSecondComing]

try fapping while you shower tbh, its much more comfortable and easier to clean up afterwards

 

[Deleted member 14805]

No, but wtf is even the point if I lock my door theres only one reason why youd be doing so in the middle of the day...

Ok? Why would you not have a lock? I'm in my room with my door always locked. It only opens whenever I need to use the restroom or grab food. But whatever I guess.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

you are not a man of culture

 

[Deleted member 19236]

same here, i never had a moment of privacy in my parents house, so i had to adapt on how to hide things in plain view. I dont close the door nowadays, since, with it open, I can see/hear someone approaching easily.

 

[TheSecondComing]

you are not a man of culture

cope, you are the one tugging his peen while standing up

 

[Deleted member 19236]

try fapping while you shower tbh, its much more comfortable and easier to clean up afterwards

 

[Deleted member 5712]

unless you are so fucked that one parent works daytime and the other works nighttime then that means you can wank when they both go to sleep

either that or go outside and fap in public like a man.
it feels so damn good to jack it on a female in the wild

 

[Napoleon de Nascar]

Why not to lock door

 

[Incellectual]

My parents used to do the same thing constantly (my lock got broken once when my dad slammed on the door repeatedly so no lock) so I just started being naked all the time. Now they knock jfl

try fapping while you shower tbh, its much more comfortable and easier to clean up afterwards

I always disliked fapping in the shower tbh. I hate standing and fapping I want to either sit or lie down.

 

[Firefly]

My family caught me a few times, I guess it's natural and shouldn't be ashamed of it.

 

[Hate_my_life]

Barge into your parents room then.

My mum did the same crap to me so I returned the favour to teach her a lesson.

 

[Purveyoroftruth]

I always did and still do lock the door regardless of what I’m doing. I don’t like people and I most of all don’t like being disturbed by people no matter who it is. I would tell my parents to quit disturbing me whenever I was in my room. Just lock it.

 

[Saigon Depression]

Parents not respecting your privacy is a typical incel trait.

 

[Dionysus]

I fap in shower and in the inner sanctum only

 

[Emba]

Wow. Perhaps you need a hotel style, "do not disturb!" Sign for your door.

 

[Deleted member 19546]

No, but wtf is even the point if I lock my door theres only one reason why youd be doing so in the middle of the day...

Just lock it all the time, which is what I do. I say it's my anxiety/autism that my parents believe I have (even though I do not.)

 

[Reize]

How did you put the Macro?

 

[needsolution]

over for nonlockcels

 

[jerrycan dan]

Yeah I had this when I visited my grandmother.
I was fapping while lying in bed and literally the moment I started orgasming she barged into my room so I was looking at her face (my bed is angled straight to the door) while ejaculing, it was such a cringe worthy moment