I’ve had this trait for awhile now
I like to delude myself into thinking I can run fast, maybe I can but of course there’s probably some 6’4 chad who can run faster then me
Anyway a few times I’ve sprinted away fearful of my life and I would tell the stories because my life is so boring and I only have like ten interesting stories about myself. but I am too lazy to type it all out or use proper grammar or whatever the fuck
But yeah one night when I was around 19 I was screwing around this sketchy and empty parking lot near this felid when I heard somebody quickly walking out of the field towards me. Anyway I ran so fast I could feel heat and I could smell the rubber on my shoes burning.
But just recently I’ve started jaywalking (am not walking am sprinting) and I was cutting it close tonight and I ran super fast across the road. I was like damn I ran super fast, I was actually proud of myself for once.
I want to become the IRL simon henriksson
I want to run around super fast and shoot demons
I wish I had unlimited stamina and my legs never got tired
No jokes though I actually want to be the American version of simon henriksson
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wujC7fFxu5U&list=RDwujC7fFxu5U&start_radio=1&pp=oAcB
I like to delude myself into thinking I can run fast, maybe I can but of course there’s probably some 6’4 chad who can run faster then me
Anyway a few times I’ve sprinted away fearful of my life and I would tell the stories because my life is so boring and I only have like ten interesting stories about myself. but I am too lazy to type it all out or use proper grammar or whatever the fuck
But yeah one night when I was around 19 I was screwing around this sketchy and empty parking lot near this felid when I heard somebody quickly walking out of the field towards me. Anyway I ran so fast I could feel heat and I could smell the rubber on my shoes burning.
But just recently I’ve started jaywalking (am not walking am sprinting) and I was cutting it close tonight and I ran super fast across the road. I was like damn I ran super fast, I was actually proud of myself for once.
I want to become the IRL simon henriksson
I want to run around super fast and shoot demons
I wish I had unlimited stamina and my legs never got tired
No jokes though I actually want to be the American version of simon henriksson
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wujC7fFxu5U&list=RDwujC7fFxu5U&start_radio=1&pp=oAcB
