I asked out a pale mayo vegan one time in high school and I got rejected so badly that it was like falling down a flight of stairs

[Clavicus Vile]

She was awkward and weird, and nobody really liked her aside from a few people. She was laughed at quite a bit for always talking about being vegan, people found it annoying. At the time I thought I’d try and take my shot and give this vegan some meat. I told her “Hey, you’re cute. Would you wanna be my girlfriend?”. And she said “No sorry, I have a boyfriend”.

And her bf turned out to be some low tier normie ginger. I literally got mogged by wheat waffles, I was so fucking pissed, I always get mogged by whites. I jerked off to this vegan girl’s panties though when I got home because I had saw her pink and blue panties one time when she bent over to pick something up.

 

[Specimen]

She was awkward and weird, and nobody really liked her aside from a few people. She was laughed at quite a bit for always talking about being vegan, people found it annoying. At the time I thought I’d try and take my shot and give this vegan some meat. I told her “Hey, you’re cute. Would you wanna be my girlfriend?”. And she said “No sorry, I have a boyfriend”.

And her bf turned out to be some low tier normie ginger. I literally got mogged by wheat waffles, I was so fucking pissed, I always get mogged by whites. I jerked off to this vegan girl’s panties though when I got home because I had saw her pink and blue panties one time when she bent over to pick something up.

Is your username a reference to clavicular

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Gingers mog

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Brutal.

 

[lugubriouseanastar]

I have a thing for pale virgin girls. I don’t care if they’re ugly. But ugly or not, none of them would ever look my way.

 

[Aventador]

At the time I thought I’d try and take my shot and give this vegan some meat.

LMFAO

 

[chalk son]

“Hey, you’re cute. Would you wanna be my girlfriend?”

words that’ll never come out of my mouth